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Older brother Mutta is plagued by bad luck.
Older brother Mutta is plagued by bad luck.
Having overcome multiple obstacles, he's a step closer to a lunar mission.
Having overcome multiple obstacles, he's a step closer to a lunar mission.
Meanwhile, younger brother Hibito becomes the first Japanese moonwalker,
Meanwhile, younger brother Hibito becomes the first Japanese moonwalker,
but he has an accident and nearly dies.
but he has an accident and nearly dies.
After returning to Earth, he discovers the accident has left him traumatized.
After returning to Earth, he discovers the accident has left him traumatized.
As things stand, since he cannot participate in EVA, he's barred from lunar missions.
As things stand, since he cannot participate in EVA, he's barred from lunar missions.
Hibito keeps this information a secret from his brother,
Hibito keeps this information a secret from his brother,
as he heads to chilly Russia to recover.
as he heads to chilly Russia to recover.
The astronaut's daughter glided through the air.
The astronaut's daughter glided through the air.
Kind of like what I was doing back on the moon.
Kind of like what I was doing back on the moon.
And then, she began to spin.
And then, she began to spin.
Her movements were so light,
Her movements were so light,
she seemed to be dancing in zero gravity.
she seemed to be dancing in zero gravity.
This Olga is completely different than the one in the videos...
This Olga is completely different than the one in the videos...
Behind the scenes, Olga kept working hard.
Behind the scenes, Olga kept working hard.
Great job!
Great job!
Bravo!
Bravo!
That was wonderful, Paulina!
That was wonderful, Paulina!
I didn't screw up...
I didn't screw up...
Mama! Papa!
Mama! Papa!
That was brilliant, Olga.
That was brilliant, Olga.
Hibichov...
Hibichov...
You were watching my performance?
You were watching my performance?
That's right.
That's right.
That was impressive, Olga...
That was impressive, Olga...
What a pleasant surprise.
What a pleasant surprise.
You should have told me you were coming.
You should have told me you were coming.
Darn it... I'm wearing a kid's shirt today!
Darn it... I'm wearing a kid's shirt today!
Well, I need to get going.
Well, I need to get going.
Where are you going, Hibichov?
Where are you going, Hibichov?
Nowhere important...
Nowhere important...
I just have a stop to make before I go home.
I just have a stop to make before I go home.
I'm coming with you.
I'm coming with you.
Huh?
Huh?
Come and try some!
Come and try some!
You still haven't said, "Yay." When will you?
You still haven't said, "Yay." When will you?
The anime Hibbit says it all the time.
The cartoon Hibbit says it all the time.
He even says it when he's running away.
He even says it when he's running away.
Oh, you sound like an expert...
Oh, you sound like an expert...
I thought you didn't watch the show.
I thought you didn't watch the show.
I don't watch that kiddie anime.
I don't watch that kiddie junk.
I don't watch it, but I've heard about it.
I don't watch it, but I've heard about it.
Here you are.
Here you are.
Two adult coffees served black. {D: Kind of a weird adjective for coffee, but if that's what they're saying...}
Two adult coffees served black. {D: Kind of a weird adjective for coffee, but if that's what they're saying...}
So, do you plan to stay in Russia?
So, do you plan to stay in Russia?
No, at some point, I'll have to go back to Houston.
No, at some point, I'll have to go back to Houston.
When would that be?
When would that be?
Don't know.
Don't know.
Why not? You're so weird.
Why not? You're so weird.
You see, I'm suffering from a small disorder.
You see, I'm suffering from a small disorder.
I came here to cure myself.
I came here to cure myself.
Bitter.
Bitter.
But if it's a small disorder, you should be cured in no time.
But if it's a small disorder, you should be cured in no time.
Yeah, you're right.
Yeah, you're right.
Just so we're clear, I didn't ask you to buy me these.
Just so we're clear, I didn't ask you to buy me these.
But thanks!
But thanks!
These boots are crazy!
These boots are crazy!
I really wanted them.
I really wanted them.
In some ways, she still acts like a girl of fifteen.
In some ways, she still acts like a girl of fifteen.
Huh?
Huh?
The sky's clearing up...
The sky's clearing up...
What's so strange about that?
What's so strange about that?
Sorry, Hibichov.
Sorry, Hibichov.
I can't let you see Volume 2 of Olga's childhood.
I can't let you see Volume 2 of Olga's childhood.
Why not?
Why not?
You got me really curious...
You got me really curious...
How did Olga at ten become the Olga I saw on stage?
How did Olga at ten become the Olga I saw on stage?
That's it.
That's it.
I understand how you feel.
I understand how you feel.
But Olga learned I showed you Volume 1 without permission...
But Olga learned I showed you Volume 1 without permission...
She went ballistic...
She went ballistic...
What?
What?
He didn't ask her first?
He didn't ask her first?
So, Hibichov, can you put these on?
So, Hibichov, can you put these on?
What are these?
What are these?
Just put them on.
Just put them on.
What's this about?
What's this about?
This way.
This way.
Where are we going?
Where are we going?
Okay, that's far enough.
Okay, that's far enough.
Good job, Hibichov!
Good job, Hibichov!
Congratulations, you've passed Level 1.
Congratulations, you've passed Level 1.
Congratulations...
Congratulations...
Level 1, cleared.
Level 1, cleared.
Wh-What? Wh-What?
Wh-What? Wh-What?
Look.
Look.
This is the distance you couldn't walk in a pressure suit.
This is the distance you couldn't walk in a pressure suit.
But just now, you had no trouble with that distance.
But just now, you had no trouble with that distance.
Level 1!
Level 1!
We've learned that you can walk that far while wearing sunglasses.
We've learned that you can walk that far while wearing sunglasses.
I would hope so...
I would hope so...
That's as easy as it gets.
That's as easy as it gets.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Have you forgotten?
Have you forgotten?
At the moment,
At the moment,
you can't perform the easy task of walking around in a pressure suit.
you can't perform the easy task of walking around in a pressure suit.
Until we tried it, we weren't sure you could walk around in sunglasses.
Until we tried it, we weren't sure you could walk around in sunglasses.
Come look at this.
Come look at this.
Isn't it exciting?
Isn't it exciting?
We have everything, from stuff that has nothing to do with space,
We have everything, from stuff that has nothing to do with space,
to fake spacesuits.
to fake spacesuits.
The crew helped assemble this collection for you.
The crew helped assemble this collection for you.
Does it seem stupid to you?
Does it seem stupid to you?
A waste of time?
A waste of time?
But currently, it's the reality you face.
But it's the reality you face now
Man up.
Man up.
The experience is what matters.
The experience is what matters.
Here's Level 2...
Here's Level 2...
A top hat and Groucho glasses.
A top hat and Groucho glasses.
This time, you'll also cover your nose and head, so there's no telling what could happen.
This time, you'll also cover your nose and head, so there's no telling what could happen.
You seem to be enjoying this.
You seem to be enjoying this.
Yeah!
Yeah!
While we help you over your panic disorder, let's have some fun.
Let's have some fun while we help you get over this.
Okay...
Okay...
I'm in.
I'm in.
Level 2: Marx Brother Hibichov.
Level 2: Marx Brother Hibichov.
Piece of cake.
Piece of cake.
Level 3: Diver Hibichov.
Level 3: Diver Hibichov.
Level 4: Bank Robber Hibichov.
Level 4: Bank Robber Hibichov.
And Level 5: NFL Hibichov.
And Level 5: NFL Hibichov.
They've all been cleared.
They've all been cleared.
Tomorrow, we'll continue Hibichov's journey
Tomorrow, we'll continue Hibichov's journey
to become Cosmonaut Hibichov.
to become Cosmonaut Hibichov.
Until then, we'll drink every night.
Until then, we'll drink every night.
Cheers!
Cheers!
Cheers!
Cheers!
Say, did you come to Russia to dress up in costumes?
Say, did you come to Russia to dress up in costumes?
Well, unfortunately, I can see why you might ask that...
Well, unfortunately, I can see why you might ask that...
Honestly, I was pretty worried about Level 5.
Honestly, I was pretty worried about Level 5.
Since you started showing panic after putting on the pressure suit helmet.
Since you started showing panic after putting on the pressure suit helmet.
You were able to walk around in a football helmet.
You were able to walk around in a football helmet.
That's a big step forward, Hibichov!
That's a big step forward, Hibichov!
I could have kept going today...
I could have kept going today...
All the way to Level 10.
All the way to Level 10.
It's best to end on a positive note.
It's best to end on a positive note.
Exactly!
Exactly!
Experiencing success is important.
Experiencing success is important.
Now, drink up, Hibichov...
Now, drink up, Hibichov...
Tomorrow, we'll start with Kendo Hibichov.
Tomorrow, we'll start with Kendo Hibichov.
You don't need to walk me home...
You don't need to walk me home...
It doesn't make sense for a kid to walk a thirty-year-old man home.
It doesn't make sense for a kid to walk a thirty-year-old man home.
Don't worry about it!
Don't worry about it!
I just felt like tagging along.
I just felt like tagging along.
And don't call me a kid.
And don't call me a kid.
Hey, next Saturday, let's go on another date.
Hey, next Saturday, let's go on another date.
Huh? Another date...
Huh? Another date...
That counted as a date?
That counted as a date?
We can visit Vladivostok and take in the night view before heading home.
We can visit Vladivostok and take in the night view before heading home.
Okay?
Okay?
I'll wear the boots you bought for me.
I'll wear the boots you bought for me.
Interesting.
Interesting.
Still, I'm not crazy about going on a date with a fifteen-year-old.
Still, I'm not crazy about going on a date with a fifteen-year-old.
I'm twice your age.
I'm twice your age.
Well, you're twice my age now.
Well, you're twice my age now.
But when you're thirty-five, I'll be twenty.
But when you're thirty-five, I'll be twenty.
You won't be twice my age anymore.
You won't be twice my age anymore.
And when you're forty-five, I'll be thirty.
And when you're forty-five, I'll be thirty.
When you're fifty-five, I'll be forty.
When you're fifty-five, I'll be forty.
When you're sixty-five, I'll be fifty.
When you're sixty-five, I'll be fifty.
At that point, there's hardly any difference.
At that point, there's hardly any difference.
Well... I guess you could put it like that.
Well... I guess you could put it like that.
We already reached the Gagarin statue.
We're already at the Gagarin statue.
Then, I guess that's it.
Then, I guess that's it.
Thanks, Olga.
Thanks, Olga.
Good night.
Good night.
You promise to take me out on Saturday?
You promise to take me out on Saturday?
Okay.
Okay.
Oh, Hibichov...
Oh, Hibichov...
When will you say it?
When will you say it?
Soon?
Soon?
Yay!
Yay!
Yay!
Yay!
Bye-bye!
Bye-bye!
Yay! Yay!
Yay! Yay!
Well, it sounds like I have some kendo tomorrow.
Well, it sounds like I have some kendo tomorrow.
This approach is silly.
This approach is silly.
I don't see how I could possibly have an attack in these outfits.
I don't see how I could possibly have an attack in these outfits.
From that perspective, I have to say
From that perspective, I have to say
that I think I could handle a pressure suit.
that I think I could handle a pressure suit.
How long did you expect to fool the rest of us?
How long did you expect to fool the rest of us?
You're out of time, Chief Butler.
You're out of time, Chief Butler.
I have access to any information I require.
I have access to any information I require.
Hibito is not training in the Soyuz in Russia...
Hibito is not training in the Soyuz in Russia...
You sent him away from Houston to secretly undergo rehab for a mental disorder.
You sent him away from Houston to secretly undergo rehab for a mental disorder.
Am I wrong?
Am I wrong?
You always sound so accusative, Gates.
You always sound so accusative, Gates.
Hibito didn't want to burden his brother, Mutta,
Hibito didn't want to burden his brother, Mutta,
and the CES-51 crew with this information.
and the CES-51 crew with this information.
Though it is taking longer than expected for him to recover...
Though it is taking longer than expected for him to recover...
That's why I said that you're out of time.
That's why I said that you're out of time.
We've reported Hibito's condition to JAXA.
We've reported Hibito's condition to JAXA.
We provided our opinion,
We provided our opinion,
and are waiting for a decision to be reached.
and are waiting for a decision to be reached.
What opinion did we provide?
What opinion did we provide?
Well, as I'm sure you've all heard,
Well, as I'm sure you've all heard,
NASA's Moonbase Program Manager
NASA's Moonbase Program Manager
has sent us a communication about astronaut Nanba Hibito.
has sent us a communication about astronaut Nanba Hibito.
The statement says that NASA psychiatrists examined Hibito-kun,
The statement says that NASA psychiatrists examined Hibito,
and that his panic disorder is severe.
and that his panic disorder is severe.
At the moment, their prognosis is that he will never return to space.
At the moment, their prognosis is that he will never return to space.
So we must decide what to do about Hibito-kun.
So we must decide what to do about Hibito.
We'll have to pull him off active duty.
We'll have to pull him off active duty.
We can't send astronauts who pose a risk.
We can't send astronauts who pose a risk.
Our nation's reliability could come into question.
Our nation's reliability could come into question.
But Hibito-kun has become a national hero...
But Hibito has become a national hero...
We wouldn't want the world to think we're treating him poorly.
We wouldn't want the world to think we're treating him poorly.
Our reputation will suffer...
Our reputation will suffer...
I concur.
I concur.
Can we wait and see for a bit longer?
Can we wait and see for a bit longer?
We should have JAXA doctors assisting NASA's doctors to help him recover.
We should have JAXA doctors assisting NASA's doctors to help him recover.
Hoshika-kun, it's too late for that.
Hoshika, it's too late for that.
Tanuma...
Tanuma...
Then, how does this sound?
Then, how does this sound?
So what will happen to Hibito-san?
So what will happen to Hibito?
To be frank, it's not good.
To be frank, it's not good.
Tanuma's "Safety Supervisor" proposal was accepted.
Tanuma's "Safety Supervisor" proposal was accepted.
They're probably already reaching out to NASA.
They're probably already reaching out to NASA.
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
I'd guess this is what NASA will tell Hibito-kun...
I'd guess this is what NASA will tell Hibito...
"We'd like to incorporate your emergency response actions into future missions.
"We'd like to incorporate your emergency response actions into future missions.
So would you consider becoming a Safety Supervisor?"
So would you consider becoming a Safety Supervisor?"
Something along those lines.
Something along those lines.
They'll make it sound like an important position,
They'll make it sound like an important position,
suited to an astronaut of his achievements.
suited to an astronaut of his achievements.
It's from NASA...
It's from NASA...
Yes?
Yes?
But once he's in that position,
But once he's in that position,
he won't have any important work to do unless something goes terribly wrong.
he won't have any important work to do unless something goes terribly wrong.
And most issues that arise are technical.
And most issues that arise are technical.
The experts will handle those.
The experts will handle those.
People who don't understand the system will see it as a promotion for him.
People who don't understand the system will see it as a promotion for him.
But in reality, this position will rob him of any chance to advance.
But in reality, this position will rob him of any chance to advance.
I hate to say it, but his talents will go to waste.
I hate to say it, but his talents will go to waste.
Mr. Hibbit!
Mr. Hibbit!
There they are.
There they are.
Yay!
Yay!
Off we go...
Off we go...
Up.
Up.
Up.
Up.
Up.
Up.
I see he trained hard with those flags.
I see he trained hard with those flags.
Is everyone prepared?
Is everyone prepared?
My nose tells me that launch is imminent.
My nose tells me that launch is imminent.
We already knew that.
We already knew that.
There it is...
There it is...
Yay! Yay!
Yay! Yay!
These are so cool!
These are so cool!
Here you go.
Here you go.
What's wrong with this helmet?
What's wrong with this helmet?
It's too small for my head.
It's too small for my head.
But I can overcome that with my power!
But I can overcome that with my power!
Don't pick a random helmet, Buddy Gorilla!
Don't pick a random helmet, Buddy Gorilla!
Each helmet was designed to fit one astronaut's head.
Each helmet was designed to fit one astronaut's head.
I-It hurts...
I-It hurts...
Hey, that's mine.
Hey, that's mine.
Very well, let's pull him out.
Very well, let's pull him out.
He's such a troublemaker...
He's such a troublemaker...
Ready, set...
Ready, set...
You saved me, guys!
You saved me, guys!
Wh-What's wrong, guys?
Wh-What's wrong, guys?
Okay, it's time for the launch!
Okay, it's time for the launch!
Yay!
Yay!
Yay!
Yay!
Wait for me, space rabbits!
Wait for me, space rabbits!
Can I remove my helmet?
Can I remove my helmet?
No!
No!