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-- CR
-- 4de
Wake up.
Wake up.
Wake up, Oran.
Wake up, Oran!
Huh?
Huh?
What dream is this?
This is a crazy dream.
You'll be late for your entrance ceremony.
You're going to be late for your orientation.
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Universities are nothing more than leisure facilities
Colleges are nothing more than playpits for young adults.
where young people waste their time.
They're wasting their youth.
No, that's precisely the point.
No, that's precisely the point.
I'm going to create the most powerful,
I'm gonna enlist an army of the fluffiest college students
laid-back army in college and annoy all living things.
and cast all living creatures into quiet desperation!
Young lady.
Go get 'em, kid.
Do not fear and spread your wings.
Get out there and spread your wings.
I'll always be waiting here for you.
I'll always be right here if you need me.
All I ask is that you get a job, Hiroshi.
Always? Please go look for a job, Hiroshi.
Hanyanyafuwa
Hya-Hya-Foowaaah!
Wow...
Wow!
This place is full of people with misconceptions about
This horde of rubes strolled into Tokyo
moving to Tokyo, expecting hope and possibilities.
with the misguided belief that it holds hope and possibility!
I wonder if, in a few months, they'll end up being nothing more than city trash posting sick comments.
How many months will it take before they're reduced to broken husks whining incessantly online?
What terrible prejudice.
What an ugly preconception.
We gotta decide on which club to join.
We gotta decide on which club to join.
I wanna work in publishing in the future,
I wanna work in publishing,
so I think I'll check out research clubs related to that.
so I think I'll check out some clubs related to that.
We can worry about that stuff later.
That can wait!
First, let's create an army.
Our first priority is building an army!
Next, news related to the shooting down of a vessel.
Up next, news on the most recently downed invader craft.
It has been four years since the mother ship suddenly appeared,
Four years after the sudden appearance of the mother ship,
but no lifeforms have been confirmed on board,
the presence of lifeforms aboard the ship remains unconfirmed.
and details about the many objects that fell from it
The many falling objects reported after the strike
are currently being investigated.
are currently under investigation.
The invaders are not our enemy!
The invaders mean us no harm!
In fact, I live with one!
In fact, I live with one!
They have come to invade!
This is an invasion!
They must be eliminated immediately!
Wipe 'em all out!
Even if they are invaders,
Whether they're invaders or not,
their lives and safety should be guaranteed!
they have the right to live!
Join us, SHIP!
We are SHIP! Stand with us!
We're about to see an increase in self-deluded guys
Looks like we're gonna see a spike in mass-delusion.
who keep claiming to be very conscious of the situation.
And everyone's gotta post their takes.
Need to step up surveillance.
Time to step up surveillance.
Prime Minister,
Prime Minister,
there is no choice but to make the existence of the invaders known to the public.
we have no choice but to make the existence of the invaders known to the public.
If we can't continue hiding it, then it can't be helped.
Well, I suppose if we can't hide it any longer...
Can't that wait until after Expo?
Can't that wait until after Tokyo Expo?
We can't afford to be taking this so leisurely!
We don't have that kind of time anymore!
Reveal the existence of the invaders
Reveal the existence of the invaders
and enact the Basic Law on Countermeasures!
and pass a countermeasure bill!
Young men and women
Smiling faces...
are chatting and giggling from the middle of the day.
as far as the eye can see.
My heart's throbbing.
My heart's throbbing.
Could this be love?
Could this be love?
More like murderous intent.
More like murderous intent.
Ready, Ontan?
Ready, Ontan?
You're forming an army, right?
You're forming an army, right?
Don't think of the embarrassment.
C'mon, don't be shy.
Just go around and invite people.
Go on! Recruit!
Good afternoon.
Good afternoon.
Hi.
Hi!
Are you a new student?
You must be a freshman!
Ontan! I beg you, of all places, not that one!
Ontan, please! Any club but this one!
Why not?
Why not?
I could easily take over that club before the end of the day..
We'd be running that club by the end of the day!
Incredible.
Incredible.
He's following us with a smile.
He's following us with a smile.
I can't leave this to Ontan.
You're out of your depth, Ontan.
I've gotta check things out myself.
I'll take it from here!
That smart phone case!
That's a limited edition!
Huh?
Huh?
That's the limited edition sold online,
Your phone case!
right?
That's the limited edition online-exclusive!
I'm so glad.
I'm so relieved!
I came to Tokyo from Ishikawa Prefecture,
I just moved here from Ishikawa,
so I hardly know anyone here.
so I hardly know anyone.
I've been looking for the chance to talk to someone.
I've been dying to find someone to talk to.
The pleasure's mine, Futaba!
The pleasure's all mine, Futaba!
It gave me goosebumps to meet someone who listed
I got goosebumps when you said
“Underground Cave Castle” as one of Isobeyan's top three favorite full length stories.
"Underground Cave Castle" was in your top three Isobeyan episodes!
Summer camp should be quite lively this year.
Looks like this year's summer retreat is gonna be lively.
Mr.Ojiro.
Hey, uh...
We haven't said we'd join yet.
We haven't said we'd join yet.
By the way, what are you interested in, Oran?
By the way, what are you interested in, Oran?
Ah, let's see.
Ah, let's see.
Games, I guess.
Games, I guess?
Wow. What kind?
Cool! What kind?
I can't stand girls' clubs where they sit around talking about pancakes!
Enough chitchatting like we're women gabbing over pancakes!
Let's discuss more bloody subjects!
I wanna talk about something gorier!
Sorry.
Sorry.
She's a bit strange.
She's a bit of a psycho.
I-I think it's good.
I-I'm a fan!
She's very unique.
She's very unique.
Do you plan on joining any clubs, Futaba?
So, Futaba, are you going to join any clubs?
About that…
Yeah, I was thinking...
In that case,
Thinking about joining
come to our Suruga University Occult Research Club!
the Suruga University Paranormal Investigation Club?
They're about to have a SHIP demonstration now.
There's a SHIP demonstration soon.
Why don't we all go and check it out?
Wanna go check it out?
That was some aggressive ignoring.
A complete and total shutdown.
I could end up crying.
I could cry right now.
SHIP?
What's SHIP?
Share out Invader Protection.
Share Invader Protection.
Activities sharing the duty of protecting those people known as invaders.
They organize activities and events in support of the invaders.
Invaders…
Invaders?
Do they really exist?
Do they really exist?
I've seen them.
I've seen them.
From the airplane I was aboard
When I was flying into Tokyo, I saw them falling.
on my way to Tokyo.
Hundreds of them.
I saw many child-sized aliens falling.
They looked like kids.
Right now, the Ogino administration is trying to conceal
The Ogino administration is trying to hide the invaders' existence!
the existence of the invaders and secretly annihilate them!
They want to annihilate them in secret!
They have been slaughtering them one-sidedly without even checking
They've been slaughtering them one-by-one
whether their intention is to invade or not, and without any dialogue!
without even attempting to speak to them first!
They are building large weapons and dragging our citizens into a war!
Meanwhile, they're building new weapons and dragging our citizens into a war!
Wow, look at all the people.
Wow, look at all the people!
I can't see a thing.
I can't see a thing down here!
Ai is drowning in people!
Ai's drowning in people!
We must salvage Ai!
Rin! Search and rescue!
Salvage!
Search and rescue!
Amazing.
Amazing.
I'm glad I came to Tokyo…
I'm glad I came to Tokyo!
Looking around, I can see that this is the center of Japan.
This really is the center of Japan!
I knew my beliefs were not mistaken.
I knew coming all this way would be worth it.
Of course not.
Of course.
You came all the way here because you wanted to prove yourself right, right?
I'm glad you're feeling all nice and validated now.
It hurts to hear that.
That was harsh...
Um, excuse me.
Um, excuse me.
You're Taro Miura, the journalist, right?
You're Taro Miura, the journalist, right?
Yeah, that's me.
Yeah, that's me.
I was just reading the latest release.
I was just reading your latest release.
May I have your autograph?
Could you sign it?
I'm not with the Squids who want to protect the invaders,
I'm not with the Squids who want to protect the invaders,
nor the Octopi who insist they mustn't be forgiven.
nor the Octopi calling for their eradication.
I'm just a tuna.
I'm just a tuna.
You're all young but so enthusiastic.
You kids today sure are engaged.
Quite admirable.
That's great to see.
Oh, yes!
Oh, yeah!
I believe each and every citizen must voice their own opinion!
I think it's our duty to speak up!
I see.
Yeah.
I hope that one day, when you're a bit older,
When you get a little older,
you'll talk about this day as some funny story.
I hope you can look back on this day and laugh.
Mr.Ojiri, why is your face like broccoli?
Mr. Ojiri, why does your head look like broccoli?
She's right! It's obscene and lewd!
She's right! It's obscene and confusing!
How am I supposed to respond to that?
How am I supposed to respond to that?
You guys joined our demonstration today, didn't you?
Hey, weren't you guys at the protest today, too?
-Those sitting at the other table are with me...
Sorry, they're just tagging along with me.
-Hey you guys!
Hey! You over there!
You're that pro invader life SHIP group I see a lot of lately over the internet.
Aren't you part of that SHIP group I see plastered all over the internet these days?
Nobody's interested in your opinions,
No one wants to protect the invaders!
and nothing's gonna change.
Protesting isn't gonna change that!
This nation's biggest problem is not the invaders,
Japan's biggest threat isn't the invaders,
but debt!
it's debt!
Build defensive weapons in the industrial area of Nagoya,
The Nagoya industrial belt is gonna manufacture weapons
and fire them at “invaders” in Tokyo!
and use 'em to blast the invaders out of Tokyo!
A national policy of firing on Nagoya
The boom we see from all that development in Nagoya
will support the Japanese economy in the future!
will feed the economy for years to come!
The government's decision to ignore public opinion is tyrannical!
The government's decision to ignore public opinion is tyrannical!
That's right!
That's right!
We cannot tolerate the slaughter of non-resisting beings!
Innocent beings are slaughtered in our city every day!
Hey.
Hey.
This guy's wife died in 8/31.
This guy's wife died on 8/31.
It's all right.
Just leave it.
Let's not talk about that, Saito.
Let's not talk about that, Saito.
That's because the US military dropped the A-bomb on a city!
It's because the SDF shot down saucers over the city!
The tragedy happening in Japan right now is
The tragedy confronting Japan
a man-made disaster caused by the government's inaction!
is a direct result of government incompetence!
Yeah, whatever.
Sure, whatever!
Darn, this pisses me off. Forget it!
I'm done with this shit. Forget it!
We're done talking.
We're done talking.
Hey! Hey! Hey!
You shut up!
You're noisy!
You guys also shut up!
And you're noisy!
You're...
And you're...
broccoli!
Broccoli!
Yes.
Right.
If you wanna fight, I'll fight you all at once!
If you jerks wanna fight, I'll take you all on at once!
And then immediately kneel down before you!
You'll be on your knees in seconds!
Kadode. I love you.
Kadode. I love you.
What's going on?
What's going on?
Kadode, please don't hate me!
Kadode, please don't hate me!
Oran, you drank my whisky and oolong tea by mistake, didn't you?
Oran, I think you accidentally drank my whiskey and oolong tea.
Water! Have some water!
Water! Have some water!
Kadode!
Kadode!
Kadode, Kadode...
Kadode, Kadode...
So, I can walk these two home.
So, I'll get these two a taxi home.
Will Oran be all right?
But are you two going to be okay?
My friend who came to Tokyo with me lives close to here.
I've got a friend who lives nearby.
We'll go there and have her rest.
She can recover over there.
Sorry,
Sorry.
that ended up being really awkward, didn't it?
That ended up being really awkward, didn't it?
Don't worry about it.
Don't worry about it.
Although I was surprised that Ontan, who is quite shy,
Ontan's pretty shy, so it's unusual for her to go out with people she just met.
went out to dine with people she had just met.
Ugh. Look at me.
I've just met you and Oran,
We've only just met
and yet I've managed to build an invisible wall between us.
and I'm already pushing you away.
It's okay.
Don't worry!
At least Ontan doesn't care about such things.
Ontan doesn't care about stuff like that.
She can have a bit of an attitude, but she actually likes everyone.
She's feisty, but she gets along with everyone.
So the rest is up to you, Futaba.
The rest is up to you, Futaba.
Ontan is “absolute”!
Ontan is absolute!
Oh, Futaba.
Oh, Futaba!
Sorry, Makoto.
Sorry, Makoto.
Please let this girl rest for a bit.
Can my friend rest here for a bit?
I'm coming in.
Don't mind if I do!
I'm stripping it off!
I'm going for it!
You idiot!
You idiot!
I told you to set a trap!
I told you to set a trap!
See? The jewels appeared!
We got a gem!
Hya-Hya-Foowaaah!
There's nowhere to vent my anger after seeing Makoto's greedy play!
Your methods are amateur, but I can't argue with your results!
I made something simple with what's available.
I threw something together with whatever was in the pantry.
Guys, are you ready to get fat?
Who's ready to feast up?!
Huh?
Huh?
This doesn't taste good.
This is pretty bad.
Don't be so depressed, Futaba!
Cheer up, Futaba!
I'm sure someday this novel clay flavor will become popular among the young!
This clay-ish texture is gonna be the next big thing!
Thank you, Oran.
Thank you, Oran.
Sorry about everything today.
Sorry about everything today.
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
Well, I hope you get along well with Makoto.
Well, I hope you get along well with Makoto.
He doesn't have any friends out here.
He doesn't have any friends out here.
You also have no friends, Futaba!
You don't either, Futaba!
Okay.
Hmm, okay.
But promise me one thing.
But promise me one thing!
Don't suddenly disappear from me.
Don't disappear on me.
Huh?
Huh?
Mr. Prime Minister.
Prime Minister.
Hm?
Hm?
Mr. Takarada of SES Company has arrived.
Mr. Takarada of SES Company has arrived.
Long time no see, Mr. Prime Minister.
It's been too long, sir.
So,
So...
what's the progress on the New National Stadium?
How's the new stadium coming along?
It should be mostly complete by August.
It should be mostly complete by August.
By then, we'll likely be able to establish the technology to convert the new elements into energy.
By then, we'll have perfected the technology to convert this new element into energy.
Hmm... So you're saying...
Hmm... I see.
That will really fly?
And will it fly?
It will fly.
Of course it will.
Because it's an ark.
Any ark worth its salt can fly.
Sumaru.
Sumaru.
Oh, Miura.
Oh, Miura.
Here to do another interview?
Here for another interview?
Yes. With you.
Yeah. Got a few minutes?
I hear Mr. Takarada will be stepping down this summer.
I hear Mr. Takarada will be stepping down this summer.
Even though he is involved in the construction of the new National Stadium.
Isn't he supposed to be invested in the construction of the new stadium?
What's this about discovering a new element?
And now there are rumors of the discovery of a new element?
You know, right?
You know something, don't you?
What's about to happen in Tokyo.
About what's going to happen to Tokyo.
-Hanyanyafuwa
Hya-Hya-Foowaaah!
Kadode!
Kadode!
Give yourself an advantage against your rivals around the world with this PC!
Your enemies across the globe will curse the day you unleashed this rig upon them!
Sorry.
Sorry.
I was just about to leave.
I'm on my way out.
What an unsympathetic thing to say.
Don't be so cold!
You always feel like you're at war, right?
One should always be in the mood for war!
Huh?
Hang on.
You're wearing more makeup than usual, Kadode.
What's with all the makeup, Kadode?
I'll do as I wish!
That's not important!
You guys can set up the PC.
You guys can set up the PC!
Oh. A guy.
Oh! A guy.
Kadode is seduced by a cold-faced, listless, sexually-promiscuous young girl-loving teacher named Watarase.
She's head over heels for a stonefaced, lethargic, and lecherous educator with a penchant for young girls.
What a foolish woman.
She's got Watarase brainrot.
I'm sure they're...
At this very moment,
...deliberately walking around tacky downtown
they're probably strolling around some lame tourist trap
tourist spots buying some weird T-shirts.
"ironically" buying overpriced novelty t-shirts.
Later, they'll go to Shinjuku and deliberately watch a highly entertaining Hollywood movie from an oblique perspective.
Then they'll catch a Hollywood blockbuster in Shinjuku that's as flashy as it is forgettable.
They'll then eat pancakes while savoring the superficial knowledge
And finally, they'll eat pancakes
hastily gathered from Wikipedia the day before.
while regurgitating trivia tidbits hastily scraped off of Wikipedia the day before.
What do you think, teacher?
So? What do you think?!
This date plan I came up with after spending all night on the internet.
I scoured the internet all night to craft the ultimate ironic date itinerary!
Did you enjoy it?
Are you having a good time?!
Sure, I enjoyed it.
Yeah, I'd say so.
But you were asleep during most of the movie.
Did you sleep through the whole movie?
Huh?
Huh?
Ah... well,
Uh, well,
just a little.
not the whole movie...
So, where do you wanna go next?
So, what's up next?
You checked the internet for that too, right?
What did the internet recommend?
Well...
Well...
Why don't we just call it a day?
Why don't we just call it a day?
To all passengers, a small saucer has been spotted, and
Attention passengers, this train is stopped due to
the Self-Defense Forces are currently using the Fujin to intercept it within the vicinity.
SDF engagement with a small invader vessel in the area.
We will be stopping the train until it is safe to proceed.
We ask for your patience while we wait for confirmation
-We thank you for your patience and understanding.
that it is safe to resume operations.
-This has become so common.
This has been happening a lot.
I've become used to it.
I'm getting used to it.
Um, Mr. Watarase, why did you break up with your girlfriend?
Hey, why did you break up with your girlfriend?
No particular reason.
No particular reason.
It seemed inevitable for some time.
We'd been together for a long time, and things were getting stale.
Isn't there anyone else you're attracted to right now,
Mr. Watarase,
Mr. Watarase?
do you like anyone else right now?
Come on.
Come on.
If there's something you wanna say, just say it.
If you've got something to say, say it.
Let's say, hypothetically, by some mistake,
Suppose for a second
you and I were to become boyfriend and girlfriend.
that you and I happened to become boyfriend and girlfriend.
We'd occasionally fight, talk about breaking up,
Fighting, talking about breaking up,
and have pointless arguments about each other's values.
fruitlessly discussing how different we are as people...
All sorts of sad events.
Is all of that drama inevitable?
Are you that scared of getting hurt?
Are you that scared of getting hurt?
If you get used to being hurt,
Who wouldn't be?
you're just being insensitive.
You'd have to be awfully numb not to.
Forget it.
Forget it.
My delicate feelings cannot be understood by an adult teacher like you.
An adult like you could never understand the intricacies of youth.
Kadode.
Kadode.
There.
Here.
Pat, pat.
Have a pat on the head.
Teenage girls love this, right?
Teenage girls are into that, right?
I found that out over the internet yesterday.
I read that online yesterday.
You're making fun of me, aren't you?
You're making fun of me, aren't you?
By the way, Kadode,
By the way, Kadode,
how longer do you plan to refer to me as your teacher?
I'm not your teacher anymore. You can stop acting like it.
W-Well... I was just...
W-Well... I was just...
I... I...
I... I...
You're always being unfair,
Dammit, Watarase!
Watarase!
You're so unfair sometimes!
Woah! That got my heart racing, darn it!
Whoa! That really got my heart racing!
No way!
No way!
I can't stand this!
I can't do this!
I'm going home alone, Watarase!
I'm gonna head home alone!
Be careful on your way home.
Be careful on your way home.
“Remaining time”?
Remaining time?
Wow!
Cool!
Rin has finally begun working at a Maid Café.
Rin got a job at a maid café!
Rin is shining as she strives toward her dream.
In pursuit of her dream, she shines!
What could be happier than this?
Nothing could make us happier.
For us, the general crowd,
What we commoners need now more than anything is consolation!
the most important thing right now is to receive overwhelming healing.
I'll be there every weekend,
We'll be coming to your store every weekend, so please wrap us in your great kindness!
so I'm gonna need you to smother me in kindness!
You can count on me.
You can count on me.
Well then, let's all go out to dinner and eat our fill!
Well then, let's all go out tonight and chow down like pigs!
We'll hear details of Kadode's date...
Kadode can tell us all about her date.
Um, I have part-time work.
Um, I've gotta work tonight.
Sorry, I have a job interview today.
Sorry, I have a job interview today.
Huh.
Huh.
Oh, is that so?
Oh, right.
It's only been half a month since college life began.
It's been a mere two weeks since the semester started
Despite this, everyone is taking steady steps towards their goals.
and everyone's already taking the first steps toward achieving their dreams!
On the other hand, what about you?
But what about you?
With that in mind, you knocked on this door!
With all of this on your mind, you chose to knock on this door!
Oran Nakagawa!
Oran Nakagawa!
I wholeheartedly welcome you
It's an honor to welcome you
to our Occult Research Club.
to the Paranormal Investigation Club!
Please don't falsify my own feelings.
You can keep the fanfiction to yourself.
I only came to harass you, Ojiro, because you seemed to have the most time on your hands.
You seem like you don't have a lot going on, so I came here to bug you.
It's not like I have nothing to do.
Hey, I'm a busy guy!
Our Occult Research Club has been searching for UFOs for about 15 years now.
The Paranormal Investigation Club has been searching for UFOs for over 15 years now.
Hmm...
Hmm...
But
Okay.
what's there to search?
Then what's that?
Isn't that huge thing above us a UFO?
Isn't this giant space ship floating above us a UFO?
Huh?
Huh?
Face the reality, Broccoli!
You gotta face reality, Broccoli!
That's not it, Oran!
No, you don't understand, Oran!
It can't be right smack in front of us like that!
They can't just be right there in plain sight!
The encounter with the unknown I had dreamed of since childhood
The close encounter I dreamed of as a child
was more mysterious and sublime!
was supposed to be mysterious and sublime!
I can't deal with this person.
You're nuts!
But it's amazing how people can live so blindly and based on assumptions.
But your display of steadfast delusion in the face of indisputable fact has moved me!
Let us spend our whole lives
Let's spend our whole lives
searching for your ideal UFO.
searching for your ideal UFO!
Well, as you're the first member to join, I'll give you a special treat:
Well, seeing as you're the first member to ever join this club,
I'll show you the documents I've collected in secret.
how would you like to learn some classified information?
Come over to my house.
The documents are at my place.
Huh?
Huh?
The lights won't turn on.
The lights won't turn on.
Don't tell me,
Don't tell me...
the authorities have begun to interfere.
the authorities have begun to interfere!
Ojiro.
Ojiro!
Looks like it's because you haven't paid your electricity bill.
Did the authorities sneak in and forget to pay your electric bill?
Oh.
Oh.
I'll go and pay right away, so wait in the room.
You wait here. I'll go settle that.
Okay! I'm not interested,
Okay! Guess I'll kill some time.
but I'm gonna check his browser history.
Might as well check his browser history.
Woah.
Whoa!
G-Good afternoon, there.
G-Good afternoon, lol.
Good afternoon!
Good afternoon!
No no! I mean...
Wait, hang on.
Huh?
You look familiar,
I've met this “handsome boy” somewhere.
pretty boy.
There's nothing suspicious about me.
There's nothing suspicious about me.
Hey!
Hey!
Are you a survivor?
Is that a survivor?
Tsutomu!
Tsutomu!
Yu...
Yu—
Yuriko?
Yuriko?
Yuriko!
Yuriko!
Tsutomu!
Tsutomu!
I had faith all along
I always, always believed
that we'll definitely meet again.
that we'd see each other again!
There was chaos within the ship.
There was chaos within the ship.
Some people wanted to stay,
Some people wanted to stay,
others said we should fight.
others said we should fight.
But I was determined to survive until our home nation sends a rescue team...
But I was determined to survive until our home nation sends a rescue team,
so I ran away.
so I ran away.
A time may come when we'll think we were better off dead.
There will be times ahead that test your will to live.
Living here is gonna be tough.
You may find yourself wishing you'd died in the crash.
But also,
Or maybe...
a time may come when we're glad we survived.
We'll live long enough to reflect on all this and be glad that we never gave up.
Tsu... Tsutomu...!
Tsu—Tsutomu!
How dare you!
You monster!
-Yuriko!!
Yuriko!
-Run! Run!
Run! Run!