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Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.07,0:00:33.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"Police in a Pod"

Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.05,0:01:32.01,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"Machiyama Police Box"

Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.01,0:01:33.89,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"Machiyama Police Box"

Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.01,0:01:33.89,Default,,0,0,0,,You'll have a different\Ninstructor as of today.

Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.22,0:01:36.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh?

Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.60,0:01:36.93,Default,,0,0,0,,

Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.93,0:01:40.35,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"This is a work of fiction..."

Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.93,0:01:40.35,Default,,0,0,0,,Your new instructor was an ace\Nin the Criminal Affairs Division,

Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.35,0:01:41.31,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"This is a work of fiction..."

Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.35,0:01:44.69,Default,,0,0,0,,but was apparently demoted to our\Nbox for bullying a junior detective.

Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.35,0:01:41.31,Default,,0,0,0,,but was apparently demoted to our\Nbox for bullying a junior detective.

Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.69,0:01:46.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Get along well with--

Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.31,0:01:44.69,Default,,0,0,0,,

Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.69,0:01:46.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Get along well with--

Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.57,0:01:50.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh? Sergeant Fuji, you're here already?

Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.25,0:02:00.75,Default,,0,0,0,,For the rest of my days,

Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.75,0:02:05.50,Default,,0,0,0,,I will often regret\Nthis day's encounter.

Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.50,0:02:07.72,Default,,0,0,0,,She's so beautiful.

Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.80,0:02:13.85,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"Unbox & Punching Bag ~Part 1~"

Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.10,0:02:14.89,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"Several years ago; **** High School"

Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.89,0:02:17.35,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"Several years ago; **** High School"

Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.89,0:02:17.35,Default,,0,0,0,,I've never felt any great sense of duty.

Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.35,0:02:19.73,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"Career Aspiration Survey"

Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.23,0:02:23.02,Default,,0,0,0,,All I care about is a steady income.

Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.36,0:02:28.82,Default,,0,0,0,,Nice weather...

Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.07,0:02:33.74,Default,,0,0,0,,I took one civil service\Nexam after another,

Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.74,0:02:37.16,Default,,0,0,0,,and this happened to be the\Nonly thing I was cut out for.

Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.16,0:02:39.58,Default,,0,0,0,,You tax parasite.

Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.58,0:02:42.25,Default,,0,0,0,,What is this, a damn crackdown?

Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.25,0:02:46.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Hurry and submit those\Nreports that are piling up.

Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.42,0:02:50.22,Default,,0,0,0,,If I'd known how hard the work was,\Nand how much I'd be hated...

Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.22,0:02:53.39,Default,,0,0,0,,...I never would have joined the police!

Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.64,0:02:55.30,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"Resignation"

Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.30,0:02:56.89,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"Resignation"

Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.30,0:02:56.89,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm quitting.

Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.89,0:02:59.14,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"Resignation"

Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.89,0:02:59.14,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll slap this letter of resignation down,

Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.56,0:03:03.02,Default,,0,0,0,,and start on my second life!

Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.02,0:03:05.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Your name's Kawai, was it?

Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.27,0:03:09.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Might as well get to patrolling.

Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.03,0:03:13.07,Default,,0,0,0,,Um...

Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.07,0:03:14.99,Default,,0,0,0,,What do I do?

Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.99,0:03:19.79,Default,,0,0,0,,She was apparently demoted to\Nour box for bullying a junior detective.

Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.12,0:03:22.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Scary!

Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.04,0:03:23.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, I'll save it for later.

Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.75,0:03:25.54,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll be right there!

Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.01,0:03:35.09,Default,,0,0,0,,The foundation of police work is\Nto show goodwill toward the public.

Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.09,0:03:36.10,Default,,0,0,0,,Got it?

Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.10,0:03:37.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Y-Yes, ma'am!

Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.97,0:03:40.81,Default,,0,0,0,,What the hell! Be more careful!

Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.81,0:03:43.19,Default,,0,0,0,,--Oww...\N--Yeah, watch it!

Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.19,0:03:44.14,Default,,0,0,0,,An accident?

Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.14,0:03:45.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh, hey!

Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.06,0:03:46.81,Default,,0,0,0,,Crap! It's the cops!

Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.81,0:03:47.94,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's jet!

Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.94,0:03:51.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey! Stop right there!\NYou're riding double!

Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.53,0:03:54.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Are you all right?

Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.45,0:03:56.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, Officer.

Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.16,0:03:58.03,Default,,0,0,0,,Did you twist your ankle?

Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.49,0:04:03.00,Default,,0,0,0,,M-My ol' leg's just fine!

Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.00,0:04:06.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Good, I'm glad you're not hurt.

Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.75,0:04:09.55,Default,,0,0,0,,Sgt. Fuji's such a kind person!

Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.05,0:04:12.72,Default,,0,0,0,,Can you stand up?

Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.72,0:04:14.51,Default,,0,0,0,,Hup.

Dialogue: 0,0:04:14.51,0:04:17.59,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm fine. Thanks for your kindness.

Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.59,0:04:18.55,Default,,0,0,0,,See ya.

Dialogue: 0,0:04:18.55,0:04:21.93,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's go on down to the police box.

Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.93,0:04:24.81,Default,,0,0,0,,Aw, no, nothing's injured.

Dialogue: 0,0:04:24.81,0:04:26.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, that's not the issue.

Dialogue: 0,0:04:27.60,0:04:30.98,Default,,0,0,0,,I noticed your shoes resemble\Nfootprints left behind

Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.98,0:04:34.19,Default,,0,0,0,,at the scene of some serial burglaries,

Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.19,0:04:37.41,Default,,0,0,0,,and you have what feels like\Na crowbar in your backpack.

Dialogue: 0,0:04:37.41,0:04:39.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's go have a chat.

Dialogue: 0,0:04:46.75,0:04:51.67,Default,,0,0,0,,I can take it easy, now that I don't have\Nto instruct the new hires anymore.

Dialogue: 0,0:04:53.55,0:04:54.84,Default,,0,0,0,,We're back.

Dialogue: 0,0:04:54.84,0:04:57.51,Default,,0,0,0,,Whoa! Wasn't that a little quick?

Dialogue: 0,0:04:57.51,0:04:59.26,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm going to use this room.

Dialogue: 0,0:04:59.26,0:05:01.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh? Oh, sure.

Dialogue: 0,0:05:02.72,0:05:05.31,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, Kawai-kun. What's that about?

Dialogue: 0,0:05:05.31,0:05:09.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, we questioned him just now, on patrol.

Dialogue: 0,0:05:09.52,0:05:12.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Looks like that guy has\Na crowbar, or something.

Dialogue: 0,0:05:12.36,0:05:13.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh?

Dialogue: 0,0:05:13.48,0:05:15.32,Default,,0,0,0,,What?!

Dialogue: 0,0:05:15.32,0:05:19.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Looks like he's the one\Nbehind all those burglaries.

Dialogue: 0,0:05:19.62,0:05:23.04,Default,,0,0,0,,So, tell me. How does it feel?

Dialogue: 0,0:05:23.04,0:05:26.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Getting caught by police box girls\Nwho aren't detectives or anything.

Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.79,0:05:30.42,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm thinking about going straight.

Dialogue: 0,0:05:30.42,0:05:32.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Yup, I bet you are.

Dialogue: 0,0:05:32.92,0:05:35.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Kawai-kun, call Criminal\NAffairs right away.

Dialogue: 0,0:05:35.96,0:05:40.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Ugh! I don't really want to call,\NI'm scared of them.

Dialogue: 0,0:05:40.22,0:05:41.43,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh?

Dialogue: 0,0:05:41.43,0:05:43.31,Default,,0,0,0,,It'll be fine.

Dialogue: 0,0:05:43.31,0:05:47.31,Default,,0,0,0,,They're not bad people, provided they\Nget some sleep, and time off.

Dialogue: 0,0:05:47.31,0:05:51.94,Default,,0,0,0,,But what's up with them being all pompous,\Njust for being in Criminal Affairs?

Dialogue: 0,0:05:51.94,0:05:55.53,Default,,0,0,0,,They think it makes them the heroes\Nof some movie or TV show.

Dialogue: 0,0:05:55.53,0:05:59.36,Default,,0,0,0,,I get it, but could you\Nhurry and call them?

Dialogue: 0,0:05:59.36,0:06:04.20,Default,,0,0,0,,But that guy has pulled off\Nsomething like 80 burglaries.

Dialogue: 0,0:06:04.20,0:06:06.29,Default,,0,0,0,,If I tell busy Criminal\NAffairs about this,

Dialogue: 0,0:06:06.29,0:06:08.83,Default,,0,0,0,,won't they get mad that\NI'm wasting their time?

Dialogue: 0,0:06:08.83,0:06:10.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Just trust me.

Dialogue: 0,0:06:10.62,0:06:15.05,Default,,0,0,0,,If we've made that big a catch,\NCriminal Affairs will bow down to us.

Dialogue: 0,0:06:16.84,0:06:18.84,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"Criminal Affairs Division"

Dialogue: 0,0:06:20.88,0:06:22.51,Default,,0,0,0,,Hello, Criminal Affairs Division.

Dialogue: 0,0:06:23.51,0:06:25.51,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, please do.

Dialogue: 0,0:06:26.81,0:06:30.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Sgt. Fuji, Criminal Affairs\Nshould be here soon.

Dialogue: 0,0:06:30.06,0:06:30.94,Default,,0,0,0,,Thank you.

Dialogue: 0,0:06:30.94,0:06:36.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey listen, we got a safety lecture\Nrequest from an elementary school.

Dialogue: 0,0:06:36.28,0:06:38.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Can I ask you two to handle that tomorrow?

Dialogue: 0,0:06:38.90,0:06:41.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh? I'm not good with children.

Dialogue: 0,0:06:41.36,0:06:43.74,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, neither am I.

Dialogue: 0,0:06:43.74,0:06:49.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, I bet the kids would be happier with\Nyou two than with an old guy like me.

Dialogue: 0,0:06:49.20,0:06:49.91,Default,,0,0,0,,

Dialogue: 0,0:06:49.91,0:06:53.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"Okajima"

Dialogue: 0,0:06:49.91,0:06:53.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Well then, just have the\Nstation mascot go do it!

Dialogue: 0,0:06:54.13,0:06:58.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Fine, but that would mean you two\Nending up doing it in costume.

Dialogue: 0,0:07:01.76,0:07:06.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Then let's insist someone from the\NRiot Police be a real-life mascot!

Dialogue: 0,0:07:06.56,0:07:10.48,Default,,0,0,0,,You intend to call in the\NRiot Police for something like that?!

Dialogue: 0,0:07:10.48,0:07:13.15,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on, Fuji-kun. Be a sport.

Dialogue: 0,0:07:13.15,0:07:17.57,Default,,0,0,0,,I hear you're always good at\Nkeeping the local kids in line.

Dialogue: 0,0:07:17.57,0:07:19.40,Default,,0,0,0,,How are you defining "kids"?!

Dialogue: 0,0:07:20.57,0:07:21.53,Default,,0,0,0,,In the first place,

Dialogue: 0,0:07:21.53,0:07:26.41,Default,,0,0,0,,it's arbitrary to assume that policewomen\Nare nice, or that they like children.

Dialogue: 0,0:07:26.41,0:07:27.99,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh-huh.

Dialogue: 0,0:07:27.99,0:07:33.79,Default,,0,0,0,,I despise the worldview of\Npolice recruitment pamphlets!

Dialogue: 0,0:07:33.79,0:07:40.09,Default,,0,0,0,,And anyway, a gracious, kind woman who\Nlikes kids would never join the police!

Dialogue: 0,0:07:40.09,0:07:44.59,Default,,0,0,0,,Sgt. Fuji, I think you owe this\Nnation's policewomen an apology.

Dialogue: 0,0:07:45.68,0:07:48.10,Default,,0,0,0,,At any rate, don't let us down.

Dialogue: 0,0:07:48.10,0:07:50.39,Default,,0,0,0,,Wh-What?!

Dialogue: 0,0:07:50.39,0:07:53.27,Default,,0,0,0,,What do you say at a\Nschool safety lecture?

Dialogue: 0,0:07:53.27,0:07:56.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Never mind that. I've got a good idea.

Dialogue: 0,0:07:56.36,0:07:58.65,Default,,0,0,0,,"Never mind that"?

Dialogue: 0,0:07:58.65,0:08:01.32,Default,,0,0,0,,You've got 13 previous convictions.

Dialogue: 0,0:08:01.32,0:08:04.36,Default,,0,0,0,,And you've committed over 80 break-ins?

Dialogue: 0,0:08:05.61,0:08:10.45,Default,,0,0,0,,This girl is a rookie who recently\Ngraduated from the police academy.

Dialogue: 0,0:08:12.25,0:08:16.75,Default,,0,0,0,,At your level, you're more familiar with\Nquestioning than some detectives are.

Dialogue: 0,0:08:16.75,0:08:21.26,Default,,0,0,0,,Please let her get some practice,\Njust until the detectives arrive.

Dialogue: 0,0:08:21.26,0:08:22.46,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh?

Dialogue: 0,0:08:23.63,0:08:27.14,Default,,0,0,0,,If you insist. Sure, I'll play along.

Dialogue: 0,0:08:27.14,0:08:30.43,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, Kawai, sit here and question away.

Dialogue: 0,0:08:30.43,0:08:35.73,Default,,0,0,0,,You have to be quite the veteran to\Nget to question a big catch like him.

Dialogue: 0,0:08:35.73,0:08:38.65,Default,,0,0,0,,Think of it as a learning experience,\Nand ask him anything.

Dialogue: 0,0:08:38.65,0:08:41.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, bring it on!

Dialogue: 0,0:08:41.28,0:08:43.99,Default,,0,0,0,,This former Criminal Affairs\Nace is amazing!

Dialogue: 0,0:08:43.99,0:08:46.11,Default,,0,0,0,,She's totally calling all the shots.

Dialogue: 0,0:08:47.32,0:08:49.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Good work, people.

Dialogue: 0,0:08:49.62,0:08:51.49,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm Yamada, from Criminal Affairs.

Dialogue: 0,0:08:51.49,0:08:54.71,Default,,0,0,0,,I hear you have a burglary\Nsuspect in custody here.

Dialogue: 0,0:08:54.71,0:08:57.21,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, in there.

Dialogue: 0,0:08:57.21,0:08:59.08,Default,,0,0,0,,This was informative.

Dialogue: 0,0:08:59.08,0:09:00.67,Default,,0,0,0,,Thank you very much.

Dialogue: 0,0:09:00.67,0:09:02.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Sure.

Dialogue: 0,0:09:02.50,0:09:07.01,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, rookie! What're you doing,\Nbowing to a thief?!

Dialogue: 0,0:09:07.01,0:09:11.43,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh, well, I got to hear\Na bunch of useful info.

Dialogue: 0,0:09:11.43,0:09:14.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Useful info has to come\Nfrom police officers!

Dialogue: 0,0:09:16.27,0:09:19.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, Sgt. Fuji!

Dialogue: 0,0:09:19.06,0:09:21.19,Default,,0,0,0,,I was wondering why I hadn't\Nseen you at Criminal Affairs.

Dialogue: 0,0:09:21.19,0:09:23.07,Default,,0,0,0,,You're on police box duty?

Dialogue: 0,0:09:23.07,0:09:24.61,Default,,0,0,0,,The uniform looks good on you.

Dialogue: 0,0:09:24.61,0:09:27.03,Default,,0,0,0,,See, didn't I tell you?

Dialogue: 0,0:09:27.03,0:09:30.37,Default,,0,0,0,,The less impressive the detective,\Nthe more noise they make.

Dialogue: 0,0:09:30.37,0:09:31.53,Default,,0,0,0,,This is what you meant?

Dialogue: 0,0:09:31.53,0:09:35.50,Default,,0,0,0,,--Guys like him will carry on about how\Na loud pep talk amounts to bullying.

Dialogue: 0,0:09:31.53,0:09:38.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Guys like him will carry on about how\Na loud pep talk amounts to bullying.

Dialogue: 0,0:09:35.50,0:09:38.33,Default,,0,0,0,,--Mhm, mhm.\N--Guys like him will carry on about how\Na loud pep talk amounts to bullying.

Dialogue: 0,0:09:35.50,0:09:38.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Mhm, mhm.

Dialogue: 0,0:09:38.33,0:09:41.88,Default,,0,0,0,,It sure didn't take long\Nfor him to win {\i1}you {\i0}over.

Dialogue: 0,0:09:47.68,0:09:49.51,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, then.

Dialogue: 0,0:09:49.51,0:09:51.97,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't ever want to run into you again.

Dialogue: 0,0:09:53.10,0:09:55.27,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't worry, and thanks.

Dialogue: 0,0:09:55.27,0:09:57.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Should you be laughing?

Dialogue: 0,0:09:57.02,0:09:59.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Sorry.

Dialogue: 0,0:09:59.48,0:10:02.77,Default,,0,0,0,,Keep at it, rookie!

Dialogue: 0,0:10:02.77,0:10:03.98,Default,,0,0,0,,Th-Thanks...

Dialogue: 0,0:10:07.99,0:10:12.99,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"Haven't you ever appeared\Non one of these, Sgt. Fuji?"

Dialogue: 0,0:10:07.99,0:10:12.99,Default,,0,0,0,,"Looks like they only take the\N"neat and clean" type, for those."

Dialogue: 0,0:10:14.08,0:10:16.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"Unbox & Punching Bag ~Part 2~"

Dialogue: 0,0:10:19.29,0:10:21.13,Default,,0,0,0,,All right now, take care.

Dialogue: 0,0:10:21.13,0:10:23.46,Default,,0,0,0,,Shut up, tax parasites!

Dialogue: 0,0:10:23.46,0:10:26.96,Default,,0,0,0,,I hope you cause a scandal, and find\Nyourselves out on your asses!

Dialogue: 0,0:10:30.05,0:10:31.26,Default,,0,0,0,,--What is up with a job where the harder\Nyou work, the more people hate you?

Dialogue: 0,0:10:30.05,0:10:34.81,Default,,0,0,0,,What is up with a job where the harder\Nyou work, the more people hate you?

Dialogue: 0,0:10:31.26,0:10:36.31,Default,,0,0,0,,--I could care less what\Nhappens to you lot,\N--What is up with a job where the harder\Nyou work, the more people hate you?

Dialogue: 0,0:10:31.26,0:10:36.31,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}I could care less what\Nhappens to you lot,\N

Dialogue: 0,0:10:36.31,0:10:39.52,Default,,0,0,0,,but can't you tell you're\Nbothering those around you?

Dialogue: 0,0:10:36.31,0:10:39.52,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}but can't you tell you're\Nbothering those around you?

Dialogue: 0,0:10:39.52,0:10:40.52,Default,,0,0,0,,--We're cracking down now, before you can\Nregret getting in {\i1}real {\i0}trouble, you ****.

Dialogue: 0,0:10:39.52,0:10:44.44,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}We're cracking down now, before you can\Nregret getting in {\i1}real {\i0}trouble, you ****.

Dialogue: 0,0:10:40.52,0:10:44.44,Default,,0,0,0,,--S-Sgt. Fuji? I can hear you.\N--We're cracking down now, before you can\Nregret getting in {\i1}real {\i0}trouble, you ****.

Dialogue: 0,0:10:40.52,0:10:44.44,Default,,0,0,0,,S-Sgt. Fuji? I can hear you.

Dialogue: 0,0:10:44.44,0:10:45.40,Default,,0,0,0,,--How about I make you ****,\Nyou piece of ****?

Dialogue: 0,0:10:44.44,0:10:47.85,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}How about I make you ****,\Nyou piece of ****?

Dialogue: 0,0:10:45.40,0:10:48.15,Default,,0,0,0,,--Sgt. Fuji...\N--How about I make you ****,\Nyou piece of ****?

Dialogue: 0,0:10:45.40,0:10:46.63,Default,,0,0,0,,Sgt. Fuji...

Dialogue: 0,0:10:49.36,0:10:54.49,Default,,0,0,0,,Sorry, I was just... thinking of a\Nbright future, with no traffic accidents.

Dialogue: 0,0:10:54.49,0:10:59.00,Default,,0,0,0,,No, just now you were thinking something\Nyou can never say out loud while on duty.

Dialogue: 0,0:10:59.00,0:11:02.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Me? During our sacred traffic duty?

Dialogue: 0,0:11:02.33,0:11:04.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Look, it's the damn cops.

Dialogue: 0,0:11:04.29,0:11:06.38,Default,,0,0,0,,Crash and burn, roaches!

Dialogue: 0,0:11:06.38,0:11:11.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Can you still call the work sacred when\Nthe lowest vermin hurl insults at us?

Dialogue: 0,0:11:11.68,0:11:14.60,Default,,0,0,0,,An officer's main job\Nis to be a punching bag.

Dialogue: 0,0:11:14.60,0:11:14.76,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"Whock!" "Whock!"

Dialogue: 0,0:11:14.76,0:11:17.06,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"Whock!" "Whock!"

Dialogue: 0,0:11:14.76,0:11:17.06,Default,,0,0,0,,--Take this!\N--We spend far more time being punching\Nbags than we do arresting criminals.

Dialogue: 0,0:11:14.76,0:11:16.13,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Take this!

Dialogue: 0,0:11:14.76,0:11:20.31,Default,,0,0,0,,We spend far more time being punching\Nbags than we do arresting criminals.

Dialogue: 0,0:11:17.06,0:11:20.31,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"Whock!" "Whock!"

Dialogue: 0,0:11:20.31,0:11:22.44,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"Whock!" "Whock!"

Dialogue: 0,0:11:20.31,0:11:22.44,Default,,0,0,0,,"Punching bag" is a job?

Dialogue: 0,0:11:22.90,0:11:27.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, it's worth doing, and you eventually\Nget used to being unpopular.

Dialogue: 0,0:11:27.86,0:11:30.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Do you mind if I talk about the past?

Dialogue: 0,0:11:31.95,0:11:36.62,Default,,0,0,0,,My family is poor, but close.

Dialogue: 0,0:11:36.62,0:11:41.75,Default,,0,0,0,,It happened on a sunny day,\Nwhen I was ten.

Dialogue: 0,0:11:41.75,0:11:46.96,Default,,0,0,0,,On a rare day off for my father,\Nwhen he took the family out for a drive.

Dialogue: 0,0:11:49.25,0:11:55.76,Default,,0,0,0,,A man suddenly jumped out in front of\Nthe car, and then took my father way.

Dialogue: 0,0:11:55.76,0:11:58.76,Default,,0,0,0,,So... what happened to your father?

Dialogue: 0,0:11:58.76,0:12:03.56,Default,,0,0,0,,About ten minutes later,\Nhe came back looking very pale.

Dialogue: 0,0:12:03.56,0:12:08.11,Default,,0,0,0,,He said he'd been fined\N¥15,000 for speeding.

Dialogue: 0,0:12:08.11,0:12:11.28,Default,,0,0,0,,And that the government sure can be harsh,

Dialogue: 0,0:12:11.28,0:12:15.11,Default,,0,0,0,,snatching away what little spare\Ntime and money he has.

Dialogue: 0,0:12:15.11,0:12:20.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Every time I do traffic control,\Nthe memory of that day resurfaces...

Dialogue: 0,0:12:24.04,0:12:26.63,Default,,0,0,0,,You on the motorbike, please stop!

Dialogue: 0,0:12:27.79,0:12:32.30,Default,,0,0,0,,You were in a hurry.\NDid you fail to notice that stop sign?

Dialogue: 0,0:12:32.30,0:12:36.01,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm going to issue you a ticket,\Nso please show me your license.

Dialogue: 0,0:12:37.18,0:12:38.76,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm sorry.

Dialogue: 0,0:12:40.89,0:12:43.93,Default,,0,0,0,,If everything is accurate,\Nyou can sign here.

Dialogue: 0,0:12:43.93,0:12:47.48,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm sorry, my hands are shaking.

Dialogue: 0,0:12:47.48,0:12:49.31,Default,,0,0,0,,You can take your time.

Dialogue: 0,0:12:51.57,0:12:53.94,Default,,0,0,0,,Sorry to be a bother.

Dialogue: 0,0:12:53.94,0:12:56.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Please take care going home.

Dialogue: 0,0:12:58.87,0:13:00.83,Default,,0,0,0,,You damn cop!

Dialogue: 0,0:13:00.83,0:13:04.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Kawai, we don't use official\Nvehicles to punish ourselves.

Dialogue: 0,0:13:05.33,0:13:06.17,Default,,0,0,0,,--All we're doing is\Nofficial business, and yet...

Dialogue: 0,0:13:05.33,0:13:08.50,Default,,0,0,0,,All we're doing is\Nofficial business, and yet...

Dialogue: 0,0:13:06.17,0:13:08.50,Default,,0,0,0,,--Goddammit, why?\NYou gotta be shitting me.\N--All we're doing is\Nofficial business, and yet...

Dialogue: 0,0:13:06.17,0:13:11.09,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Goddammit, why?\NYou gotta be shitting me.\N

Dialogue: 0,0:13:08.50,0:13:11.09,Default,,0,0,0,,--Goddammit, why?\NYou gotta be shitting me.\N--Hey, Sgt. Fuji...\NWhat're you mumbling about?

Dialogue: 0,0:13:08.50,0:13:12.01,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, Sgt. Fuji...\NWhat're you mumbling about?

Dialogue: 0,0:13:11.09,0:13:14.26,Default,,0,0,0,,--Dammit, ****. Bring on\Nthe next shithead.\N--Hey, Sgt. Fuji...\NWhat're you mumbling about?

Dialogue: 0,0:13:11.09,0:13:14.26,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Dammit, ****. Bring on\Nthe next shithead.

Dialogue: 0,0:13:14.26,0:13:15.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Of all the **** **** ****.

Dialogue: 0,0:13:14.26,0:13:15.92,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Of all the **** **** ****.

Dialogue: 0,0:13:15.92,0:13:19.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Wh-Whoa! Have you always\Nbeen talking like that?!

Dialogue: 0,0:13:19.60,0:13:23.35,Default,,0,0,0,,Why not?! Police officers are human too!

Dialogue: 0,0:13:23.35,0:13:27.06,Default,,0,0,0,,You and your dumbass dirty crackdowns!

Dialogue: 0,0:13:27.06,0:13:29.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Your fine is ¥18,000.

Dialogue: 0,0:13:31.11,0:13:33.48,Default,,0,0,0,,I at least want it to be\Nnice when I issue tickets!

Dialogue: 0,0:13:33.48,0:13:36.61,Default,,0,0,0,,Sgt. Fuji, don't say that so loudly!

Dialogue: 0,0:13:36.61,0:13:42.03,Default,,0,0,0,,I mean, why did you join the police\Nif you have bad memories?

Dialogue: 0,0:13:44.91,0:13:48.08,Default,,0,0,0,,It happened when I was twelve.

Dialogue: 0,0:13:48.08,0:13:50.25,Default,,0,0,0,,It was a sunny spring day.

Dialogue: 0,0:13:50.25,0:13:52.88,Default,,0,0,0,,This girl really talks\Nabout herself a lot.

Dialogue: 0,0:13:56.01,0:13:57.72,Default,,0,0,0,,He's drunk again.

Dialogue: 0,0:13:57.72,0:14:02.81,Default,,0,0,0,,I can't stand it. My company's\Npractically a sweatshop sometimes.

Dialogue: 0,0:14:04.43,0:14:06.43,Default,,0,0,0,,Mai!

Dialogue: 0,0:14:06.43,0:14:10.73,Default,,0,0,0,,Civil servant! You need to get\Na steady civil servant job!

Dialogue: 0,0:14:11.81,0:14:16.61,Default,,0,0,0,,And so, I took a ton of civil service\Nexams, and this is the only one I passed.

Dialogue: 0,0:14:16.61,0:14:21.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Thanks for that most shallow\Nreason imaginable for joining.

Dialogue: 0,0:14:21.20,0:14:22.45,Default,,0,0,0,,We need to get going.

Dialogue: 0,0:14:22.45,0:14:23.99,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh?

Dialogue: 0,0:14:23.99,0:14:25.70,Default,,0,0,0,,The safety lecture.

Dialogue: 0,0:14:28.08,0:14:31.08,Default,,0,0,0,,If only I'd known this\Nwork was so harsh...

Dialogue: 0,0:14:31.08,0:14:33.96,Default,,0,0,0,,The income is undeniably steady.

Dialogue: 0,0:14:33.96,0:14:37.51,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, that's the only thing\Nabout it that's steady.

Dialogue: 0,0:14:37.51,0:14:41.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Meanwhile, my physical and mental\Nhealth both keep growing less stable.

Dialogue: 0,0:14:41.14,0:14:43.05,Default,,0,0,0,,No need to worry.

Dialogue: 0,0:14:43.05,0:14:45.26,Default,,0,0,0,,That's why we have a benefits package.

Dialogue: 0,0:14:45.26,0:14:48.14,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}That's {\i0}why we have a benefits package?

Dialogue: 0,0:14:48.14,0:14:52.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Should something happen, your surviving\Nfamily can be taken good care of.

Dialogue: 0,0:14:52.06,0:14:55.48,Default,,0,0,0,,How about we take good care\Nof our personnel who are alive?

Dialogue: 0,0:14:55.48,0:14:56.98,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"Machiyama Elementary"

Dialogue: 0,0:14:56.98,0:14:59.24,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"Machiyama Elementary"

Dialogue: 0,0:14:56.98,0:14:59.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Um, and so...

Dialogue: 0,0:14:59.61,0:15:05.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Everyone, please obey the rules,\Nand have a safe and enjoyable school life.

Dialogue: 0,0:15:05.33,0:15:07.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, ma'am!

Dialogue: 0,0:15:07.24,0:15:09.91,Default,,0,0,0,,I made it through somehow!

Dialogue: 0,0:15:09.91,0:15:11.71,Default,,0,0,0,,But still...

Dialogue: 0,0:15:11.71,0:15:14.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Policewomen sure are cool.

Dialogue: 0,0:15:14.29,0:15:15.21,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah!

Dialogue: 0,0:15:15.21,0:15:19.63,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm usually surrounded by the dull\Neyes of policemen and criminals,

Dialogue: 0,0:15:19.63,0:15:23.14,Default,,0,0,0,,so the bright eyes of children\Nare just so dazzling!

Dialogue: 0,0:15:23.14,0:15:26.97,Default,,0,0,0,,Does anyone have a question\Nfor the police officers?

Dialogue: 0,0:15:26.97,0:15:28.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Nobody mentioned this...

Dialogue: 0,0:15:28.56,0:15:30.52,Default,,0,0,0,,I do!

Dialogue: 0,0:15:30.52,0:15:33.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Why is it we have to follow rules?

Dialogue: 0,0:15:33.60,0:15:37.19,Default,,0,0,0,,The reason you follow rules?

Dialogue: 0,0:15:37.19,0:15:42.20,Default,,0,0,0,,How am I supposed to put,\N"So you don't get thrown into prison,"

Dialogue: 0,0:15:42.20,0:15:43.74,Default,,0,0,0,,into grade-school terms?

Dialogue: 0,0:15:43.74,0:15:44.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Kawai.

Dialogue: 0,0:15:46.78,0:15:48

Dialogue: 0,0:15:46.78,0:15:48.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Sgt. Fuji.

Dialogue: 0,0:15:48.79,0:15:50.62,Default,,0,0,0,,It doesn't have to be technical.

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Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.07,0:00:33.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"Police in a Pod"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.05,0:01:32.01,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"Machiyama Police Box"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.01,0:01:33.89,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"Machiyama Police Box"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.01,0:01:33.89,Default,,0,0,0,,You'll have a different\Ninstructor as of today.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.22,0:01:36.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.60,0:01:36.93,Default,,0,0,0,,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.93,0:01:40.35,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"This is a work of fiction..."
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.93,0:01:40.35,Default,,0,0,0,,Your new instructor was an ace\Nin the Criminal Affairs Division,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.35,0:01:41.31,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"This is a work of fiction..."
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.35,0:01:41.31,Default,,0,0,0,,but was apparently demoted to our\Nbox for bullying a junior detective.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.31,0:01:44.69,Default,,0,0,0,,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.69,0:01:46.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Get along well with--
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.57,0:01:50.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh? Sergeant Fuji, you're here already?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.25,0:02:00.75,Default,,0,0,0,,For the rest of my days,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.75,0:02:05.50,Default,,0,0,0,,I will often regret\Nthis day's encounter.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.50,0:02:07.72,Default,,0,0,0,,She's so beautiful.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.80,0:02:13.85,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"Unbox & Punching Bag ~Part 1~"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.10,0:02:14.89,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"Several years ago; **** High School"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.89,0:02:17.35,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"Several years ago; **** High School"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.89,0:02:17.35,Default,,0,0,0,,I've never felt any great sense of duty.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.35,0:02:19.73,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"Career Aspiration Survey"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.23,0:02:23.02,Default,,0,0,0,,All I care about is a steady income.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.36,0:02:28.82,Default,,0,0,0,,Nice weather...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.07,0:02:33.74,Default,,0,0,0,,I took one civil service\Nexam after another,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.74,0:02:37.16,Default,,0,0,0,,and this happened to be the\Nonly thing I was cut out for.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.16,0:02:39.58,Default,,0,0,0,,You tax parasite.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.58,0:02:42.25,Default,,0,0,0,,What is this, a damn crackdown?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.25,0:02:46.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Hurry and submit those\Nreports that are piling up.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.42,0:02:50.22,Default,,0,0,0,,If I'd known how hard the work was,\Nand how much I'd be hated...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.22,0:02:53.39,Default,,0,0,0,,...I never would have joined the police!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.64,0:02:55.30,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"Resignation"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.30,0:02:56.89,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"Resignation"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.30,0:02:56.89,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm quitting.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.89,0:02:59.14,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"Resignation"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.89,0:02:59.14,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll slap this letter of resignation down,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.56,0:03:03.02,Default,,0,0,0,,and start on my second life!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.02,0:03:05.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Your name's Kawai, was it?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.27,0:03:09.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Might as well get to patrolling.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.03,0:03:13.07,Default,,0,0,0,,Um...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.07,0:03:14.99,Default,,0,0,0,,What do I do?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.99,0:03:19.79,Default,,0,0,0,,She was apparently demoted to\Nour box for bullying a junior detective.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.12,0:03:22.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Scary!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.04,0:03:23.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, I'll save it for later.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.75,0:03:25.54,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll be right there!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.01,0:03:35.09,Default,,0,0,0,,The foundation of police work is\Nto show goodwill toward the public.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.09,0:03:36.10,Default,,0,0,0,,Got it?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.10,0:03:37.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Y-Yes, ma'am!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.97,0:03:40.81,Default,,0,0,0,,What the hell! Be more careful!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.81,0:03:43.19,Default,,0,0,0,,--Oww...\N--Yeah, watch it!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.19,0:03:44.14,Default,,0,0,0,,An accident?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.14,0:03:45.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh, hey!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.06,0:03:46.81,Default,,0,0,0,,Crap! It's the cops!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.81,0:03:47.94,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's jet!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.94,0:03:51.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey! Stop right there!\NYou're riding double!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.53,0:03:54.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Are you all right?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.45,0:03:56.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, Officer.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.16,0:03:58.03,Default,,0,0,0,,Did you twist your ankle?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.49,0:04:03.00,Default,,0,0,0,,M-My ol' leg's just fine!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.00,0:04:06.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Good, I'm glad you're not hurt.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.75,0:04:09.55,Default,,0,0,0,,Sgt. Fuji's such a kind person!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.05,0:04:12.72,Default,,0,0,0,,Can you stand up?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.72,0:04:14.51,Default,,0,0,0,,Hup.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:14.51,0:04:17.59,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm fine. Thanks for your kindness.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.59,0:04:18.55,Default,,0,0,0,,See ya.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:18.55,0:04:21.93,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's go on down to the police box.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.93,0:04:24.81,Default,,0,0,0,,Aw, no, nothing's injured.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:24.81,0:04:26.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, that's not the issue.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:27.60,0:04:30.98,Default,,0,0,0,,I noticed your shoes resemble\Nfootprints left behind
Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.98,0:04:34.19,Default,,0,0,0,,at the scene of some serial burglaries,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.19,0:04:37.41,Default,,0,0,0,,and you have what feels like\Na crowbar in your backpack.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:37.41,0:04:39.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's go have a chat.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:46.75,0:04:51.67,Default,,0,0,0,,I can take it easy, now that I don't have\Nto instruct the new hires anymore.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:53.55,0:04:54.84,Default,,0,0,0,,We're back.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:54.84,0:04:57.51,Default,,0,0,0,,Whoa! Wasn't that a little quick?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:57.51,0:04:59.26,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm going to use this room.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:59.26,0:05:01.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh? Oh, sure.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:02.72,0:05:05.31,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, Kawai-kun. What's that about?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:05.31,0:05:09.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, we questioned him just now, on patrol.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:09.52,0:05:12.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Looks like that guy has\Na crowbar, or something.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:12.36,0:05:13.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:13.48,0:05:15.32,Default,,0,0,0,,What?!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:15.32,0:05:19.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Looks like he's the one\Nbehind all those burglaries.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:19.62,0:05:23.04,Default,,0,0,0,,So, tell me. How does it feel?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:23.04,0:05:26.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Getting caught by police box girls\Nwho aren't detectives or anything.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.79,0:05:30.42,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm thinking about going straight.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:30.42,0:05:32.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Yup, I bet you are.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:32.92,0:05:35.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Kawai-kun, call Criminal\NAffairs right away.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:35.96,0:05:40.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Ugh! I don't really want to call,\NI'm scared of them.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:40.22,0:05:41.43,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:41.43,0:05:43.31,Default,,0,0,0,,It'll be fine.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:43.31,0:05:47.31,Default,,0,0,0,,They're not bad people, provided they\Nget some sleep, and time off.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:47.31,0:05:51.94,Default,,0,0,0,,But what's up with them being all pompous,\Njust for being in Criminal Affairs?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:51.94,0:05:55.53,Default,,0,0,0,,They think it makes them the heroes\Nof some movie or TV show.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:55.53,0:05:59.36,Default,,0,0,0,,I get it, but could you\Nhurry and call them?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:59.36,0:06:04.20,Default,,0,0,0,,But that guy has pulled off\Nsomething like 80 burglaries.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:04.20,0:06:06.29,Default,,0,0,0,,If I tell busy Criminal\NAffairs about this,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:06.29,0:06:08.83,Default,,0,0,0,,won't they get mad that\NI'm wasting their time?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:08.83,0:06:10.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Just trust me.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:10.62,0:06:15.05,Default,,0,0,0,,If we've made that big a catch,\NCriminal Affairs will bow down to us.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:16.84,0:06:18.84,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"Criminal Affairs Division"
Dialogue: 0,0:06:20.88,0:06:22.51,Default,,0,0,0,,Hello, Criminal Affairs Division.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:23.51,0:06:25.51,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, please do.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:26.81,0:06:30.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Sgt. Fuji, Criminal Affairs\Nshould be here soon.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:30.06,0:06:30.94,Default,,0,0,0,,Thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:30.94,0:06:36.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey listen, we got a safety lecture\Nrequest from an elementary school.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:36.28,0:06:38.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Can I ask you two to handle that tomorrow?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:38.90,0:06:41.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh? I'm not good with children.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:41.36,0:06:43.74,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, neither am I.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:43.74,0:06:49.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, I bet the kids would be happier with\Nyou two than with an old guy like me.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:49.20,0:06:49.91,Default,,0,0,0,,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:49.91,0:06:53.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"Okajima"
Dialogue: 0,0:06:49.91,0:06:53.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Well then, just have the\Nstation mascot go do it!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:54.13,0:06:58.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Fine, but that would mean you two\Nending up doing it in costume.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:01.76,0:07:06.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Then let's insist someone from the\NRiot Police be a real-life mascot!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:06.56,0:07:10.48,Default,,0,0,0,,You intend to call in the\NRiot Police for something like that?!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:10.48,0:07:13.15,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on, Fuji-kun. Be a sport.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:13.15,0:07:17.57,Default,,0,0,0,,I hear you're always good at\Nkeeping the local kids in line.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:17.57,0:07:19.40,Default,,0,0,0,,How are you defining "kids"?!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:20.57,0:07:21.53,Default,,0,0,0,,In the first place,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:21.53,0:07:26.41,Default,,0,0,0,,it's arbitrary to assume that policewomen\Nare nice, or that they like children.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:26.41,0:07:27.99,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh-huh.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:27.99,0:07:33.79,Default,,0,0,0,,I despise the worldview of\Npolice recruitment pamphlets!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:33.79,0:07:40.09,Default,,0,0,0,,And anyway, a gracious, kind woman who\Nlikes kids would never join the police!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:40.09,0:07:44.59,Default,,0,0,0,,Sgt. Fuji, I think you owe this\Nnation's policewomen an apology.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:45.68,0:07:48.10,Default,,0,0,0,,At any rate, don't let us down.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:48.10,0:07:50.39,Default,,0,0,0,,Wh-What?!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:50.39,0:07:53.27,Default,,0,0,0,,What do you say at a\Nschool safety lecture?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:53.27,0:07:56.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Never mind that. I've got a good idea.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:56.36,0:07:58.65,Default,,0,0,0,,"Never mind that"?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:58.65,0:08:01.32,Default,,0,0,0,,You've got 13 previous convictions.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:01.32,0:08:04.36,Default,,0,0,0,,And you've committed over 80 break-ins?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:05.61,0:08:10.45,Default,,0,0,0,,This girl is a rookie who recently\Ngraduated from the police academy.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:12.25,0:08:16.75,Default,,0,0,0,,At your level, you're more familiar with\Nquestioning than some detectives are.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:16.75,0:08:21.26,Default,,0,0,0,,Please let her get some practice,\Njust until the detectives arrive.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:21.26,0:08:22.46,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:23.63,0:08:27.14,Default,,0,0,0,,If you insist. Sure, I'll play along.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:27.14,0:08:30.43,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, Kawai, sit here and question away.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:30.43,0:08:35.73,Default,,0,0,0,,You have to be quite the veteran to\Nget to question a big catch like him.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:35.73,0:08:38.65,Default,,0,0,0,,Think of it as a learning experience,\Nand ask him anything.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:38.65,0:08:41.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, bring it on!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:41.28,0:08:43.99,Default,,0,0,0,,This former Criminal Affairs\Nace is amazing!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:43.99,0:08:46.11,Default,,0,0,0,,She's totally calling all the shots.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:47.32,0:08:49.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Good work, people.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:49.62,0:08:51.49,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm Yamada, from Criminal Affairs.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:51.49,0:08:54.71,Default,,0,0,0,,I hear you have a burglary\Nsuspect in custody here.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:54.71,0:08:57.21,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, in there.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:57.21,0:08:59.08,Default,,0,0,0,,This was informative.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:59.08,0:09:00.67,Default,,0,0,0,,Thank you very much.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:00.67,0:09:02.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Sure.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:02.50,0:09:07.01,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, rookie! What're you doing,\Nbowing to a thief?!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:07.01,0:09:11.43,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh, well, I got to hear\Na bunch of useful info.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:11.43,0:09:14.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Useful info has to come\Nfrom police officers!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:16.27,0:09:19.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, Sgt. Fuji!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:19.06,0:09:21.19,Default,,0,0,0,,I was wondering why I hadn't\Nseen you at Criminal Affairs.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:21.19,0:09:23.07,Default,,0,0,0,,You're on police box duty?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:23.07,0:09:24.61,Default,,0,0,0,,The uniform looks good on you.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:24.61,0:09:27.03,Default,,0,0,0,,See, didn't I tell you?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:27.03,0:09:30.37,Default,,0,0,0,,The less impressive the detective,\Nthe more noise they make.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:30.37,0:09:31.53,Default,,0,0,0,,This is what you meant?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:31.53,0:09:35.50,Default,,0,0,0,,--Guys like him will carry on about how\Na loud pep talk amounts to bullying.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:35.50,0:09:38.33,Default,,0,0,0,,--Mhm, mhm.\N--Guys like him will carry on about how\Na loud pep talk amounts to bullying.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:38.33,0:09:41.88,Default,,0,0,0,,It sure didn't take long\Nfor him to win {\i1}you {\i0}over.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:47.68,0:09:49.51,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, then.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:49.51,0:09:51.97,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't ever want to run into you again.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:53.10,0:09:55.27,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't worry, and thanks.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:55.27,0:09:57.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Should you be laughing?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:57.02,0:09:59.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:59.48,0:10:02.77,Default,,0,0,0,,Keep at it, rookie!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:02.77,0:10:03.98,Default,,0,0,0,,Th-Thanks...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:07.99,0:10:12.99,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"Haven't you ever appeared\Non one of these, Sgt. Fuji?"
Dialogue: 0,0:10:07.99,0:10:12.99,Default,,0,0,0,,"Looks like they only take the\N"neat and clean" type, for those."
Dialogue: 0,0:10:14.08,0:10:16.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"Unbox & Punching Bag ~Part 2~"
Dialogue: 0,0:10:19.29,0:10:21.13,Default,,0,0,0,,All right now, take care.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:21.13,0:10:23.46,Default,,0,0,0,,Shut up, tax parasites!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:23.46,0:10:26.96,Default,,0,0,0,,I hope you cause a scandal, and find\Nyourselves out on your asses!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:30.05,0:10:31.26,Default,,0,0,0,,--What is up with a job where the harder\Nyou work, the more people hate you?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:31.26,0:10:36.31,Default,,0,0,0,,--I could care less what\Nhappens to you lot,\N--What is up with a job where the harder\Nyou work, the more people hate you?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:36.31,0:10:39.52,Default,,0,0,0,,but can't you tell you're\Nbothering those around you?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:39.52,0:10:40.52,Default,,0,0,0,,--We're cracking down now, before you can\Nregret getting in {\i1}real {\i0}trouble, you ****.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:40.52,0:10:44.44,Default,,0,0,0,,--S-Sgt. Fuji? I can hear you.\N--We're cracking down now, before you can\Nregret getting in {\i1}real {\i0}trouble, you ****.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:44.44,0:10:45.40,Default,,0,0,0,,--How about I make you ****,\Nyou piece of ****?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:45.40,0:10:48.15,Default,,0,0,0,,--Sgt. Fuji...\N--How about I make you ****,\Nyou piece of ****?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:49.36,0:10:54.49,Default,,0,0,0,,Sorry, I was just... thinking of a\Nbright future, with no traffic accidents.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:54.49,0:10:59.00,Default,,0,0,0,,No, just now you were thinking something\Nyou can never say out loud while on duty.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:59.00,0:11:02.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Me? During our sacred traffic duty?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:02.33,0:11:04.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Look, it's the damn cops.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:04.29,0:11:06.38,Default,,0,0,0,,Crash and burn, roaches!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:06.38,0:11:11.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Can you still call the work sacred when\Nthe lowest vermin hurl insults at us?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:11.68,0:11:14.60,Default,,0,0,0,,An officer's main job\Nis to be a punching bag.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:14.60,0:11:14.76,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"Whock!" "Whock!"
Dialogue: 0,0:11:14.76,0:11:17.06,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"Whock!" "Whock!"
Dialogue: 0,0:11:14.76,0:11:17.06,Default,,0,0,0,,--Take this!\N--We spend far more time being punching\Nbags than we do arresting criminals.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:17.06,0:11:20.31,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"Whock!" "Whock!"
Dialogue: 0,0:11:20.31,0:11:22.44,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"Whock!" "Whock!"
Dialogue: 0,0:11:20.31,0:11:22.44,Default,,0,0,0,,"Punching bag" is a job?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:22.90,0:11:27.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, it's worth doing, and you eventually\Nget used to being unpopular.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:27.86,0:11:30.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Do you mind if I talk about the past?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:31.95,0:11:36.62,Default,,0,0,0,,My family is poor, but close.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:36.62,0:11:41.75,Default,,0,0,0,,It happened on a sunny day,\Nwhen I was ten.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:41.75,0:11:46.96,Default,,0,0,0,,On a rare day off for my father,\Nwhen he took the family out for a drive.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:49.25,0:11:55.76,Default,,0,0,0,,A man suddenly jumped out in front of\Nthe car, and then took my father way.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:55.76,0:11:58.76,Default,,0,0,0,,So... what happened to your father?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:58.76,0:12:03.56,Default,,0,0,0,,About ten minutes later,\Nhe came back looking very pale.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:03.56,0:12:08.11,Default,,0,0,0,,He said he'd been fined\N¥15,000 for speeding.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:08.11,0:12:11.28,Default,,0,0,0,,And that the government sure can be harsh,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:11.28,0:12:15.11,Default,,0,0,0,,snatching away what little spare\Ntime and money he has.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:15.11,0:12:20.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Every time I do traffic control,\Nthe memory of that day resurfaces...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:24.04,0:12:26.63,Default,,0,0,0,,You on the motorbike, please stop!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:27.79,0:12:32.30,Default,,0,0,0,,You were in a hurry.\NDid you fail to notice that stop sign?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:32.30,0:12:36.01,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm going to issue you a ticket,\Nso please show me your license.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:37.18,0:12:38.76,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:40.89,0:12:43.93,Default,,0,0,0,,If everything is accurate,\Nyou can sign here.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:43.93,0:12:47.48,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm sorry, my hands are shaking.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:47.48,0:12:49.31,Default,,0,0,0,,You can take your time.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:51.57,0:12:53.94,Default,,0,0,0,,Sorry to be a bother.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:53.94,0:12:56.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Please take care going home.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:58.87,0:13:00.83,Default,,0,0,0,,You damn cop!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:00.83,0:13:04.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Kawai, we don't use official\Nvehicles to punish ourselves.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:05.33,0:13:06.17,Default,,0,0,0,,--All we're doing is\Nofficial business, and yet...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:06.17,0:13:08.50,Default,,0,0,0,,--Goddammit, why?\NYou gotta be shitting me.\N--All we're doing is\Nofficial business, and yet...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:08.50,0:13:11.09,Default,,0,0,0,,--Goddammit, why?\NYou gotta be shitting me.\N--Hey, Sgt. Fuji...\NWhat're you mumbling about?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:11.09,0:13:14.26,Default,,0,0,0,,--Dammit, ****. Bring on\Nthe next shithead.\N--Hey, Sgt. Fuji...\NWhat're you mumbling about?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:14.26,0:13:15.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Of all the **** **** ****.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:15.92,0:13:19.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Wh-Whoa! Have you always\Nbeen talking like that?!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:19.60,0:13:23.35,Default,,0,0,0,,Why not?! Police officers are human too!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:23.35,0:13:27.06,Default,,0,0,0,,You and your dumbass dirty crackdowns!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:27.06,0:13:29.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Your fine is ¥18,000.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:31.11,0:13:33.48,Default,,0,0,0,,I at least want it to be\Nnice when I issue tickets!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:33.48,0:13:36.61,Default,,0,0,0,,Sgt. Fuji, don't say that so loudly!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:36.61,0:13:42.03,Default,,0,0,0,,I mean, why did you join the police\Nif you have bad memories?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:44.91,0:13:48.08,Default,,0,0,0,,It happened when I was twelve.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:48.08,0:13:50.25,Default,,0,0,0,,It was a sunny spring day.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:50.25,0:13:52.88,Default,,0,0,0,,This girl really talks\Nabout herself a lot.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:56.01,0:13:57.72,Default,,0,0,0,,He's drunk again.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:57.72,0:14:02.81,Default,,0,0,0,,I can't stand it. My company's\Npractically a sweatshop sometimes.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:04.43,0:14:06.43,Default,,0,0,0,,Mai!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:06.43,0:14:10.73,Default,,0,0,0,,Civil servant! You need to get\Na steady civil servant job!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:11.81,0:14:16.61,Default,,0,0,0,,And so, I took a ton of civil service\Nexams, and this is the only one I passed.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:16.61,0:14:21.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Thanks for that most shallow\Nreason imaginable for joining.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:21.20,0:14:22.45,Default,,0,0,0,,We need to get going.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:22.45,0:14:23.99,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:23.99,0:14:25.70,Default,,0,0,0,,The safety lecture.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:28.08,0:14:31.08,Default,,0,0,0,,If only I'd known this\Nwork was so harsh...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:31.08,0:14:33.96,Default,,0,0,0,,The income is undeniably steady.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:33.96,0:14:37.51,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, that's the only thing\Nabout it that's steady.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:37.51,0:14:41.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Meanwhile, my physical and mental\Nhealth both keep growing less stable.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:41.14,0:14:43.05,Default,,0,0,0,,No need to worry.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:43.05,0:14:45.26,Default,,0,0,0,,That's why we have a benefits package.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:45.26,0:14:48.14,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}That's {\i0}why we have a benefits package?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:48.14,0:14:52.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Should something happen, your surviving\Nfamily can be taken good care of.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:52.06,0:14:55.48,Default,,0,0,0,,How about we take good care\Nof our personnel who are alive?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:55.48,0:14:56.98,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"Machiyama Elementary"
Dialogue: 0,0:14:56.98,0:14:59.24,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"Machiyama Elementary"
Dialogue: 0,0:14:56.98,0:14:59.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Um, and so...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:59.61,0:15:05.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Everyone, please obey the rules,\Nand have a safe and enjoyable school life.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:05.33,0:15:07.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, ma'am!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:07.24,0:15:09.91,Default,,0,0,0,,I made it through somehow!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:09.91,0:15:11.71,Default,,0,0,0,,But still...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:11.71,0:15:14.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Policewomen sure are cool.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:14.29,0:15:15.21,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:15.21,0:15:19.63,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm usually surrounded by the dull\Neyes of policemen and criminals,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:19.63,0:15:23.14,Default,,0,0,0,,so the bright eyes of children\Nare just so dazzling!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:23.14,0:15:26.97,Default,,0,0,0,,Does anyone have a question\Nfor the police officers?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:26.97,0:15:28.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Nobody mentioned this...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:28.56,0:15:30.52,Default,,0,0,0,,I do!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:30.52,0:15:33.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Why is it we have to follow rules?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:33.60,0:15:37.19,Default,,0,0,0,,The reason you follow rules?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:37.19,0:15:42.20,Default,,0,0,0,,How am I supposed to put,\N"So you don't get thrown into prison,"
Dialogue: 0,0:15:42.20,0:15:43.74,Default,,0,0,0,,into grade-school terms?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:43.74,0:15:44.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Kawai.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:46.78,0:15:48.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Sgt. Fuji.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:48.79,0:15:50.62,Default,,0,0,0,,It doesn't have to be technical.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:50.62,0:15:55.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Why do the rules seem important\Nto you personally, as an officer?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:55.42,0:15:59.13,Default,,0,0,0,,Just convey that directly to the children.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:03.34,0:16:06.10,Default,,0,0,0,,Keep at it, rookie!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:07.85,0:16:11.18,Default,,0,0,0,,I have a story I'd like\Nall of you to hear.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:11.18,0:16:15.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Yesterday, I spoke with a certain burglar.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:16.65,0:16:19.15,Default,,0,0,0,,He's what you'd call a master thief,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:19.15,0:16:23.78,Default,,0,0,0,,since he's robbed dozens of\Nhouses all over the country.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:23.78,0:16:30.74,Default,,0,0,0,,I tried asking him, "How do you choose\Nthe towns where you'll steal?"
Dialogue: 0,0:16:30.74,0:16:34.62,Default,,0,0,0,,After a very scary officer got\Nreally angry at the burglar,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:34.62,0:16:36.88,Default,,0,0,0,,he gave me an honest answer.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:38.34,0:16:45.34,Default,,0,0,0,,He said he targets towns where he often\Nsees children riding double on bikes.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:45.34,0:16:51.02,Default,,0,0,0,,He said if they can break the rules, then\Npeople in town aren't paying attention,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:51.02,0:16:55.02,Default,,0,0,0,,and it's an environment where\Nbad things like stealing are easy.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:55.02,0:16:56.27,Default,,0,0,0,,Hello.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:56.27,0:16:58.27,Default,,0,0,0,,How are you?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:58.27,0:17:01.07,Default,,0,0,0,,But in towns where people\Nactively greet each other,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:01.07,0:17:05.86,Default,,0,0,0,,the locals pay close attention\Nto the areas where they live.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:05.86,0:17:09.87,Default,,0,0,0,,So, he avoids doing bad things because he\Ndoesn't want them to remember his face.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:11.08,0:17:17.25,Default,,0,0,0,,You're all still little, but each\Nof the little rules you follow
Dialogue: 0,0:17:17.25,0:17:20.59,Default,,0,0,0,,is sure to protect your town.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:23.55,0:17:25.84,Default,,0,0,0,,You did an okay job back there.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:25.84,0:17:27.30,Default,,0,0,0,,Sgt. Fuji...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:27.30,0:17:28.93,Default,,0,0,0,,For your first time.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:28.93,0:17:30.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Miss Officer!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:30.22,0:17:31.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:31.06,0:17:33.31,Default,,0,0,0,,I want to be a police officer too!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:33.31,0:17:35.89,Default,,0,0,0,,Where's your police box?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:35.89,0:17:37.56,Default,,0,0,0,,It's over that way.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:37.56,0:17:38.73,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"I want to protect,\Nfor the sake of smiles."
Dialogue: 0,0:17:40.15,0:17:43.61,Default,,0,0,0,,Ugh! I just did a pamphlet!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:43.61,0:17:45.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Did a what?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:45.28,0:17:49.03,Default,,0,0,0,,--Police are scary.\N--Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:49.03,0:17:51.53,Default,,0,0,0,,--I don't want to be one after all.\N--Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:51.53,0:17:54.37,Default,,0,0,0,,The same pose, but the\Nexact opposite effect...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:57.08,0:17:57.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"Police Housing"
Dialogue: 0,0:17:57.75,0:17:59.67,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"Police Housing"
Dialogue: 0,0:17:57.75,0:17:59.67,Default,,0,0,0,,Another exhausting day.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:00.17,0:18:03.09,Default,,0,0,0,,Can I come drink at your place later?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:03.09,0:18:06.17,Default,,0,0,0,,We're on duty tomorrow. You want to drink?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:06.17,0:18:08.30,Default,,0,0,0,,Sure. What will you have?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:08.30,0:18:11.47,Default,,0,0,0,,There's really nowhere\Nto run, in police housing.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:11.47,0:18:13.72,Default,,0,0,0,,Maybe something with turmeric, to start.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:16.27,0:18:17.94,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh...?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:17.94,0:18:19.35,Default,,0,0,0,,Daddy?!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:19.35,0:18:21.81,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, I was concerned about you.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:21.81,0:18:22.23,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"Saké"
Dialogue: 0,0:18:22.23,0:18:24.32,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"Saké"
Dialogue: 0,0:18:22.23,0:18:24.32,Default,,0,0,0,,I come bearing a gift!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:24.48,0:18:28.49,Default,,0,0,0,,Isn't that a weird choice\Nas a gift for your daughter?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:28.49,0:18:30.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Cheers!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:30.45,0:18:32.49,Default,,0,0,0,,Once again...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:32.49,0:18:35.08,Default,,0,0,0,,...thank you for always\Nlooking after this one!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:35.08,0:18:38.87,Default,,0,0,0,,No problem. In fact, I apologize\Nfor intruding on this family party.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:38.87,0:18:39.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"Flirt"
Dialogue: 0,0:18:39.00,0:18:42.71,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"Flirt"
Dialogue: 0,0:18:39.00,0:18:42.71,Default,,0,0,0,,I still can't believe someone\Nso pretty is her superior.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:42.71,0:18:43.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"Flirt"
Dialogue: 0,0:18:42.71,0:18:43.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Daddy, tone it down some.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:43.79,0:18:45.05,Default,,0,0,0,,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:45.05,0:18:49.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Y'know, I thought policewomen\Nwere more bear-like or whatever.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:49.84,0:18:52.89,Default,,0,0,0,,But I see some are as\Npretty as porn stars.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:52.89,0:18:56.85,Default,,0,0,0,,If you don't cut it out, I'll bust\Nyour head with my nightstick.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:58.48,0:19:02.31,Default,,0,0,0,,And what's the real reason you\Ndropped by all of a sudden?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:03.36,0:19:06.15,Default,,0,0,0,,L-Listen...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:08.61,0:19:12.78,Default,,0,0,0,,I definitely don't want you to\Ntell your mother about this...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:12.78,0:19:15.41,Default,,0,0,0,,...but can I borrow some money?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:15.41,0:19:17.20,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"The ¥200,000 registration fee for\Nusing our paid site is now overdue.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:17.20,0:19:22.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"The ¥200,000 registration fee for\Nusing our paid site is now overdue.\NDaddy, this is what they call a\Nbilling scam, and you can ignore it.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:22.75,0:19:26.71,Default,,0,0,0,,No, I'm sure it's that one adult site.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:26.71,0:19:28.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Even though it claimed to be free.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:28.80,0:19:33.26,Default,,0,0,0,,That's why these scams make clever\Nuse of that kind of psychology!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:33.26,0:19:37.18,Default,,0,0,0,,Also... and I want you\Nto keep this secret too,
Dialogue: 0,0:19:37.18,0:19:40.68,Default,,0,0,0,,but Grandma got talked into\Nbuying an awfully expensive blanket.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:40.68,0:19:41.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Wha...?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:41.52,0:19:43.69,Default,,0,0,0,,What's gotten into everyone?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:43.69,0:19:45.73,Default,,0,0,0,,Kawai, this is common.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:45.73,0:19:49.53,Default,,0,0,0,,The moment you join the police, all your\Nrelatives bring you their troubles.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:49.53,0:19:52.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Today wore me out enough as it is.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:52.45,0:19:53.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Did something happen?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:53.91,0:19:56.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Just the usual crackdown, and such...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:56.58,0:20:01.46,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, I got caught in one of those once.\NThe fine was steep.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:01.46,0:20:05.17,Default,,0,0,0,,Man, that pi--uh, policeman--was scary...
Dialogue: 0,0:20:05.17,0:20:07.63,Default,,0,0,0,,You were about to say "pig"!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:07.63,0:20:10.38,Default,,0,0,0,,Next time you say it, I'll cuff your neck.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:13.09,0:20:18.60,Default,,0,0,0,,I still have that traffic ticket\Nin our household altar.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:18.60,0:20:21.39,Default,,0,0,0,,What a thing to enshrine, silly.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:21.39,0:20:22.85,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey...
Dialogue: 0,0:20:22.85,0:20:25.85,Default,,0,0,0,,You cried your eyes out that day.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:25.85,0:20:29.53,Default,,0,0,0,,You kept sobbing about how\N"Daddy got caught."
Dialogue: 0,0:20:29.53,0:20:34.74,Default,,0,0,0,,And, so I don't forget and\Nrepeat the same mistake,
Dialogue: 0,0:20:34.74,0:20:38.91,Default,,0,0,0,,I put the ticket inside the\Naltar where I pray every day.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:42.29,0:20:44.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Silly, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:46.67,0:20:49.75,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm sorry, Sgt. Fuji,
Dialogue: 0,0:20:49.75,0:20:52.42,Default,,0,0,0,,that you had to hang out with a drunk.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:52.42,0:20:55.51,Default,,0,0,0,,Sorry, nothing. It was a lot of fun.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:55.51,0:20:57.22,Default,,0,0,0,,He's a good dad, isn't he?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:58.64,0:21:00.93,Default,,0,0,0,,You should be grateful.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:00.93,0:21:07.10,Default,,0,0,0,,It's because he's driven safely since\Nthen that you're here right now.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:08.65,0:21:13.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Our job isn't one that can\Nfeel worth doing right away,
Dialogue: 0,0:21:13.40,0:21:18.82,Default,,0,0,0,,but if I can prevent even one tragedy\Nthat might have occurred, then I'm happy.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:20.28,0:21:21.87,Default,,0,0,0,,See you tomorrow.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:21.87,0:21:23.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Good night.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:24.29,0:21:25.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Right.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:31.96,0:21:33.71,Default,,0,0,0,,Maybe...
Dialogue: 0,0:21:35.34,0:21:38.14,Default,,0,0,0,,...I can be a police officer\Na little while longer.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:42.89,0:21:44.14,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"Corresponding fine: ¥15,000"
Dialogue: 0,0:21:44.31,0:21:47.23,Default,,0,0,0,,A frigging crackdown here, of all places.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:47.23,0:21:48.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Damn cops.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:48.40,0:21:49.69,Default,,0,0,0,,All right, then.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:49.69,0:21:50.98,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:50.98,0:21:53.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Please drive safely.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:53.28,0:21:55.11,Default,,0,0,0,,Shove it, hags!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:56.74,0:22:00.57,Default,,0,0,0,,Sgt. Fuji! He got worked up,\Nand forgot his seatbelt!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:00.57,0:22:01.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay! Let's give him another ticket,\Nand suspend his license!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:01.83,0:22:04.08,Default,,0,0,0,,"I want to protect,\Nfor the sake of smiles."\NOkay! Let's give him another ticket,\Nand suspend his license!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:04.08,0:22:06.00,Default,,0,0,0,,"I want to protect,\Nfor the sake of smiles."
Dialogue: 0,0:22:06.00,0:22:11.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"Cool, huh?"\N"Mama, a patrol car!"
Dialogue: 0,0:22:06.00,0:22:11.00,Default,,0,0,0,,"Be especially careful while\Ndriving a patrol car."

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Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.07,0:00:33.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"Police in a Pod"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.05,0:01:32.01,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"Machiyama Police Box"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.01,0:01:33.89,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"Machiyama Police Box"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.01,0:01:33.89,Default,,0,0,0,,You'll have a different\Ninstructor as of today.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.22,0:01:36.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.93,0:01:40.35,Default,,0,0,0,,Your new instructor was an ace\Nin the Criminal Affairs Division,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.35,0:01:44.69,Default,,0,0,0,,but was apparently demoted to our\Nbox for bullying a junior detective.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.69,0:01:46.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Get along well with--
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.57,0:01:50.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh? Sergeant Fuji, you're here already?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.25,0:02:00.75,Default,,0,0,0,,For the rest of my days,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.75,0:02:05.50,Default,,0,0,0,,I will often regret\Nthis day's encounter.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.50,0:02:07.72,Default,,0,0,0,,She's so beautiful.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.80,0:02:13.85,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"Unbox & Punching Bag ~Part 1~"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.10,0:02:14.89,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"Several years ago; **** High School"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.89,0:02:17.35,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"Several years ago; **** High School"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.89,0:02:17.35,Default,,0,0,0,,I've never felt any great sense of duty.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.35,0:02:19.73,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"Career Aspiration Survey"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.23,0:02:23.02,Default,,0,0,0,,All I care about is a steady income.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.36,0:02:28.82,Default,,0,0,0,,Nice weather...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.07,0:02:33.74,Default,,0,0,0,,I took one civil service\Nexam after another,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.74,0:02:37.16,Default,,0,0,0,,and this happened to be the\Nonly thing I was cut out for.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.16,0:02:39.58,Default,,0,0,0,,You tax parasite.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.58,0:02:42.25,Default,,0,0,0,,What is this, a damn crackdown?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.25,0:02:46.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Hurry and submit those\Nreports that are piling up.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.42,0:02:50.22,Default,,0,0,0,,If I'd known how hard the work was,\Nand how much I'd be hated...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.22,0:02:53.39,Default,,0,0,0,,...I never would have joined the police!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.64,0:02:55.30,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"Resignation"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.30,0:02:56.89,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"Resignation"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.30,0:02:56.89,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm quitting.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.89,0:02:59.14,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"Resignation"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.89,0:02:59.14,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll slap this letter of resignation down,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.56,0:03:03.02,Default,,0,0,0,,and start on my second life!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.02,0:03:05.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Your name's Kawai, was it?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.27,0:03:09.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Might as well get to patrolling.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.03,0:03:13.07,Default,,0,0,0,,Um...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.07,0:03:14.99,Default,,0,0,0,,What do I do?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.99,0:03:19.79,Default,,0,0,0,,She was apparently demoted to\Nour box for bullying a junior detective.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.12,0:03:22.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Scary!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.04,0:03:23.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, I'll save it for later.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.75,0:03:25.54,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll be right there!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.01,0:03:35.09,Default,,0,0,0,,The foundation of police work is\Nto show goodwill toward the public.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.09,0:03:36.10,Default,,0,0,0,,Got it?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.10,0:03:37.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Y-Yes, ma'am!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.97,0:03:40.81,Default,,0,0,0,,What the hell! Be more careful!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.81,0:03:43.19,Default,,0,0,0,,--Oww...\N--Yeah, watch it!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.19,0:03:44.14,Default,,0,0,0,,An accident?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.14,0:03:45.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh, hey!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.06,0:03:46.81,Default,,0,0,0,,Crap! It's the cops!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.81,0:03:47.94,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's jet!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.94,0:03:51.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey! Stop right there!\NYou're riding double!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.53,0:03:54.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Are you all right?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.45,0:03:56.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, Officer.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.16,0:03:58.03,Default,,0,0,0,,Did you twist your ankle?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.49,0:04:03.00,Default,,0,0,0,,M-My ol' leg's just fine!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.00,0:04:06.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Good, I'm glad you're not hurt.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.75,0:04:09.55,Default,,0,0,0,,Sgt. Fuji's such a kind person!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.05,0:04:12.72,Default,,0,0,0,,Can you stand up?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.72,0:04:14.51,Default,,0,0,0,,Hup.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:14.51,0:04:17.59,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm fine. Thanks for your kindness.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.59,0:04:18.55,Default,,0,0,0,,See ya.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:18.55,0:04:21.93,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's go on down to the police box.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.93,0:04:24.81,Default,,0,0,0,,Aw, no, nothing's injured.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:24.81,0:04:26.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, that's not the issue.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:27.60,0:04:30.98,Default,,0,0,0,,I noticed your shoes resemble\Nfootprints left behind
Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.98,0:04:34.19,Default,,0,0,0,,at the scene of some serial burglaries,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.19,0:04:37.41,Default,,0,0,0,,and you have what feels like\Na crowbar in your backpack.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:37.41,0:04:39.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's go have a chat.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:46.75,0:04:51.67,Default,,0,0,0,,I can take it easy, now that I don't have\Nto instruct the new hires anymore.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:53.55,0:04:54.84,Default,,0,0,0,,We're back.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:54.84,0:04:57.51,Default,,0,0,0,,Whoa! Wasn't that a little quick?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:57.51,0:04:59.26,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm going to use this room.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:59.26,0:05:01.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh? Oh, sure.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:02.72,0:05:05.31,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, Kawai-kun. What's that about?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:05.31,0:05:09.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, we questioned him just now, on patrol.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:09.52,0:05:12.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Looks like that guy has\Na crowbar, or something.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:12.36,0:05:13.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:13.48,0:05:15.32,Default,,0,0,0,,What?!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:15.32,0:05:19.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Looks like he's the one\Nbehind all those burglaries.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:19.62,0:05:23.04,Default,,0,0,0,,So, tell me. How does it feel?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:23.04,0:05:26.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Getting caught by police box girls\Nwho aren't detectives or anything.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.79,0:05:30.42,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm thinking about going straight.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:30.42,0:05:32.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Yup, I bet you are.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:32.92,0:05:35.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Kawai-kun, call Criminal\NAffairs right away.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:35.96,0:05:40.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Ugh! I don't really want to call,\NI'm scared of them.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:40.22,0:05:41.43,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:41.43,0:05:43.31,Default,,0,0,0,,It'll be fine.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:43.31,0:05:47.31,Default,,0,0,0,,They're not bad people, provided they\Nget some sleep, and time off.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:47.31,0:05:51.94,Default,,0,0,0,,But what's up with them being all pompous,\Njust for being in Criminal Affairs?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:51.94,0:05:55.53,Default,,0,0,0,,They think it makes them the heroes\Nof some movie or TV show.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:55.53,0:05:59.36,Default,,0,0,0,,I get it, but could you\Nhurry and call them?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:59.36,0:06:04.20,Default,,0,0,0,,But that guy has pulled off\Nsomething like 80 burglaries.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:04.20,0:06:06.29,Default,,0,0,0,,If I tell busy Criminal\NAffairs about this,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:06.29,0:06:08.83,Default,,0,0,0,,won't they get mad that\NI'm wasting their time?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:08.83,0:06:10.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Just trust me.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:10.62,0:06:15.05,Default,,0,0,0,,If we've made that big a catch,\NCriminal Affairs will bow down to us.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:16.84,0:06:18.84,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"Criminal Affairs Division"
Dialogue: 0,0:06:20.88,0:06:22.51,Default,,0,0,0,,Hello, Criminal Affairs Division.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:23.51,0:06:25.51,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, please do.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:26.81,0:06:30.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Sgt. Fuji, Criminal Affairs\Nshould be here soon.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:30.06,0:06:30.94,Default,,0,0,0,,Thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:30.94,0:06:36.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey listen, we got a safety lecture\Nrequest from an elementary school.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:36.28,0:06:38.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Can I ask you two to handle that tomorrow?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:38.90,0:06:41.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh? I'm not good with children.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:41.36,0:06:43.74,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, neither am I.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:43.74,0:06:49.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, I bet the kids would be happier with\Nyou two than with an old guy like me.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:49.91,0:06:53.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"Okajima"
Dialogue: 0,0:06:49.91,0:06:53.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Well then, just have the\Nstation mascot go do it!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:54.13,0:06:58.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Fine, but that would mean you two\Nending up doing it in costume.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:01.76,0:07:06.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Then let's insist someone from the\NRiot Police be a real-life mascot!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:06.56,0:07:10.48,Default,,0,0,0,,You intend to call in the\NRiot Police for something like that?!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:10.48,0:07:13.15,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on, Fuji-kun. Be a sport.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:13.15,0:07:17.57,Default,,0,0,0,,I hear you're always good at\Nkeeping the local kids in line.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:17.57,0:07:19.40,Default,,0,0,0,,How are you defining "kids"?!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:20.57,0:07:21.53,Default,,0,0,0,,In the first place,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:21.53,0:07:26.41,Default,,0,0,0,,it's arbitrary to assume that policewomen\Nare nice, or that they like children.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:26.41,0:07:27.99,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh-huh.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:27.99,0:07:33.79,Default,,0,0,0,,I despise the worldview of\Npolice recruitment pamphlets!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:33.79,0:07:40.09,Default,,0,0,0,,And anyway, a gracious, kind woman who\Nlikes kids would never join the police!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:40.09,0:07:44.59,Default,,0,0,0,,Sgt. Fuji, I think you owe this\Nnation's policewomen an apology.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:45.68,0:07:48.10,Default,,0,0,0,,At any rate, don't let us down.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:48.10,0:07:50.39,Default,,0,0,0,,Wh-What?!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:50.39,0:07:53.27,Default,,0,0,0,,What do you say at a\Nschool safety lecture?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:53.27,0:07:56.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Never mind that. I've got a good idea.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:56.36,0:07:58.65,Default,,0,0,0,,"Never mind that"?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:58.65,0:08:01.32,Default,,0,0,0,,You've got 13 previous convictions.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:01.32,0:08:04.36,Default,,0,0,0,,And you've committed over 80 break-ins?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:05.61,0:08:10.45,Default,,0,0,0,,This girl is a rookie who recently\Ngraduated from the police academy.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:12.25,0:08:16.75,Default,,0,0,0,,At your level, you're more familiar with\Nquestioning than some detectives are.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:16.75,0:08:21.26,Default,,0,0,0,,Please let her get some practice,\Njust until the detectives arrive.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:21.26,0:08:22.46,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:23.63,0:08:27.14,Default,,0,0,0,,If you insist. Sure, I'll play along.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:27.14,0:08:30.43,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, Kawai, sit here and question away.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:30.43,0:08:35.73,Default,,0,0,0,,You have to be quite the veteran to\Nget to question a big catch like him.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:35.73,0:08:38.65,Default,,0,0,0,,Think of it as a learning experience,\Nand ask him anything.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:38.65,0:08:41.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, bring it on!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:41.28,0:08:43.99,Default,,0,0,0,,This former Criminal Affairs\Nace is amazing!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:43.99,0:08:46.11,Default,,0,0,0,,She's totally calling all the shots.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:47.32,0:08:49.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Good work, people.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:49.62,0:08:51.49,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm Yamada, from Criminal Affairs.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:51.49,0:08:54.71,Default,,0,0,0,,I hear you have a burglary\Nsuspect in custody here.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:54.71,0:08:57.21,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, in there.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:57.21,0:08:59.08,Default,,0,0,0,,This was informative.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:59.08,0:09:00.67,Default,,0,0,0,,Thank you very much.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:00.67,0:09:02.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Sure.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:02.50,0:09:07.01,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, rookie! What're you doing,\Nbowing to a thief?!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:07.01,0:09:11.43,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh, well, I got to hear\Na bunch of useful info.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:11.43,0:09:14.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Useful info has to come\Nfrom police officers!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:16.27,0:09:19.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, Sgt. Fuji!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:19.06,0:09:21.19,Default,,0,0,0,,I was wondering why I hadn't\Nseen you at Criminal Affairs.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:21.19,0:09:23.07,Default,,0,0,0,,You're on police box duty?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:23.07,0:09:24.61,Default,,0,0,0,,The uniform looks good on you.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:24.61,0:09:27.03,Default,,0,0,0,,See, didn't I tell you?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:27.03,0:09:30.37,Default,,0,0,0,,The less impressive the detective,\Nthe more noise they make.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:30.37,0:09:31.53,Default,,0,0,0,,This is what you meant?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:31.53,0:09:38.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Guys like him will carry on about how\Na loud pep talk amounts to bullying.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:35.50,0:09:38.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Mhm, mhm.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:38.33,0:09:41.88,Default,,0,0,0,,It sure didn't take long\Nfor him to win {\i1}you {\i0}over.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:47.68,0:09:49.51,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, then.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:49.51,0:09:51.97,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't ever want to run into you again.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:53.10,0:09:55.27,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't worry, and thanks.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:55.27,0:09:57.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Should you be laughing?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:57.02,0:09:59.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:59.48,0:10:02.77,Default,,0,0,0,,Keep at it, rookie!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:02.77,0:10:03.98,Default,,0,0,0,,Th-Thanks...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:07.99,0:10:12.99,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"Haven't you ever appeared\Non one of these, Sgt. Fuji?"
Dialogue: 0,0:10:07.99,0:10:12.99,Default,,0,0,0,,"Looks like they only take the\N"neat and clean" type, for those."
Dialogue: 0,0:10:14.08,0:10:16.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"Unbox & Punching Bag ~Part 2~"
Dialogue: 0,0:10:19.29,0:10:21.13,Default,,0,0,0,,All right now, take care.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:21.13,0:10:23.46,Default,,0,0,0,,Shut up, tax parasites!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:23.46,0:10:26.96,Default,,0,0,0,,I hope you cause a scandal, and find\Nyourselves out on your asses!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:30.05,0:10:34.81,Default,,0,0,0,,What is up with a job where the harder\Nyou work, the more people hate you?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:31.26,0:10:36.31,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}I could care less what\Nhappens to you lot,\N
Dialogue: 0,0:10:36.31,0:10:39.52,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}but can't you tell you're\Nbothering those around you?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:39.52,0:10:44.44,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}We're cracking down now, before you can\Nregret getting in {\i1}real {\i0}trouble, you ****.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:40.52,0:10:44.44,Default,,0,0,0,,S-Sgt. Fuji? I can hear you.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:44.44,0:10:47.85,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}How about I make you ****,\Nyou piece of ****?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:45.40,0:10:46.63,Default,,0,0,0,,Sgt. Fuji...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:49.36,0:10:54.49,Default,,0,0,0,,Sorry, I was just... thinking of a\Nbright future, with no traffic accidents.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:54.49,0:10:59.00,Default,,0,0,0,,No, just now you were thinking something\Nyou can never say out loud while on duty.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:59.00,0:11:02.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Me? During our sacred traffic duty?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:02.33,0:11:04.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Look, it's the damn cops.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:04.29,0:11:06.38,Default,,0,0,0,,Crash and burn, roaches!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:06.38,0:11:11.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Can you still call the work sacred when\Nthe lowest vermin hurl insults at us?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:11.68,0:11:14.60,Default,,0,0,0,,An officer's main job\Nis to be a punching bag.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:14.60,0:11:14.76,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"Whock!" "Whock!"
Dialogue: 0,0:11:14.76,0:11:17.06,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"Whock!" "Whock!"
Dialogue: 0,0:11:14.76,0:11:16.13,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Take this!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:14.76,0:11:20.31,Default,,0,0,0,,We spend far more time being punching\Nbags than we do arresting criminals.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:17.06,0:11:20.31,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"Whock!" "Whock!"
Dialogue: 0,0:11:20.31,0:11:22.44,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"Whock!" "Whock!"
Dialogue: 0,0:11:20.31,0:11:22.44,Default,,0,0,0,,"Punching bag" is a job?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:22.90,0:11:27.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, it's worth doing, and you eventually\Nget used to being unpopular.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:27.86,0:11:30.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Do you mind if I talk about the past?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:31.95,0:11:36.62,Default,,0,0,0,,My family is poor, but close.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:36.62,0:11:41.75,Default,,0,0,0,,It happened on a sunny day,\Nwhen I was ten.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:41.75,0:11:46.96,Default,,0,0,0,,On a rare day off for my father,\Nwhen he took the family out for a drive.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:49.25,0:11:55.76,Default,,0,0,0,,A man suddenly jumped out in front of\Nthe car, and then took my father way.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:55.76,0:11:58.76,Default,,0,0,0,,So... what happened to your father?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:58.76,0:12:03.56,Default,,0,0,0,,About ten minutes later,\Nhe came back looking very pale.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:03.56,0:12:08.11,Default,,0,0,0,,He said he'd been fined\N¥15,000 for speeding.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:08.11,0:12:11.28,Default,,0,0,0,,And that the government sure can be harsh,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:11.28,0:12:15.11,Default,,0,0,0,,snatching away what little spare\Ntime and money he has.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:15.11,0:12:20.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Every time I do traffic control,\Nthe memory of that day resurfaces...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:24.04,0:12:26.63,Default,,0,0,0,,You on the motorbike, please stop!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:27.79,0:12:32.30,Default,,0,0,0,,You were in a hurry.\NDid you fail to notice that stop sign?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:32.30,0:12:36.01,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm going to issue you a ticket,\Nso please show me your license.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:37.18,0:12:38.76,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:40.89,0:12:43.93,Default,,0,0,0,,If everything is accurate,\Nyou can sign here.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:43.93,0:12:47.48,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm sorry, my hands are shaking.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:47.48,0:12:49.31,Default,,0,0,0,,You can take your time.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:51.57,0:12:53.94,Default,,0,0,0,,Sorry to be a bother.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:53.94,0:12:56.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Please take care going home.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:58.87,0:13:00.83,Default,,0,0,0,,You damn cop!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:00.83,0:13:04.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Kawai, we don't use official\Nvehicles to punish ourselves.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:05.33,0:13:08.50,Default,,0,0,0,,All we're doing is\Nofficial business, and yet...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:06.17,0:13:11.09,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Goddammit, why?\NYou gotta be shitting me.\N
Dialogue: 0,0:13:08.50,0:13:12.01,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, Sgt. Fuji...\NWhat're you mumbling about?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:11.09,0:13:14.26,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Dammit, ****. Bring on\Nthe next shithead.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:14.26,0:13:15.92,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Of all the **** **** ****.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:15.92,0:13:19.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Wh-Whoa! Have you always\Nbeen talking like that?!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:19.60,0:13:23.35,Default,,0,0,0,,Why not?! Police officers are human too!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:23.35,0:13:27.06,Default,,0,0,0,,You and your dumbass dirty crackdowns!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:27.06,0:13:29.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Your fine is ¥18,000.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:31.11,0:13:33.48,Default,,0,0,0,,I at least want it to be\Nnice when I issue tickets!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:33.48,0:13:36.61,Default,,0,0,0,,Sgt. Fuji, don't say that so loudly!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:36.61,0:13:42.03,Default,,0,0,0,,I mean, why did you join the police\Nif you have bad memories?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:44.91,0:13:48.08,Default,,0,0,0,,It happened when I was twelve.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:48.08,0:13:50.25,Default,,0,0,0,,It was a sunny spring day.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:50.25,0:13:52.88,Default,,0,0,0,,This girl really talks\Nabout herself a lot.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:56.01,0:13:57.72,Default,,0,0,0,,He's drunk again.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:57.72,0:14:02.81,Default,,0,0,0,,I can't stand it. My company's\Npractically a sweatshop sometimes.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:04.43,0:14:06.43,Default,,0,0,0,,Mai!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:06.43,0:14:10.73,Default,,0,0,0,,Civil servant! You need to get\Na steady civil servant job!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:11.81,0:14:16.61,Default,,0,0,0,,And so, I took a ton of civil service\Nexams, and this is the only one I passed.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:16.61,0:14:21.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Thanks for that most shallow\Nreason imaginable for joining.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:21.20,0:14:22.45,Default,,0,0,0,,We need to get going.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:22.45,0:14:23.99,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:23.99,0:14:25.70,Default,,0,0,0,,The safety lecture.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:28.08,0:14:31.08,Default,,0,0,0,,If only I'd known this\Nwork was so harsh...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:31.08,0:14:33.96,Default,,0,0,0,,The income is undeniably steady.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:33.96,0:14:37.51,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, that's the only thing\Nabout it that's steady.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:37.51,0:14:41.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Meanwhile, my physical and mental\Nhealth both keep growing less stable.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:41.14,0:14:43.05,Default,,0,0,0,,No need to worry.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:43.05,0:14:45.26,Default,,0,0,0,,That's why we have a benefits package.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:45.26,0:14:48.14,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}That's {\i0}why we have a benefits package?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:48.14,0:14:52.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Should something happen, your surviving\Nfamily can be taken good care of.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:52.06,0:14:55.48,Default,,0,0,0,,How about we take good care\Nof our personnel who are alive?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:55.48,0:14:56.98,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"Machiyama Elementary"
Dialogue: 0,0:14:56.98,0:14:59.24,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"Machiyama Elementary"
Dialogue: 0,0:14:56.98,0:14:59.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Um, and so...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:59.61,0:15:05.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Everyone, please obey the rules,\Nand have a safe and enjoyable school life.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:05.33,0:15:07.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, ma'am!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:07.24,0:15:09.91,Default,,0,0,0,,I made it through somehow!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:09.91,0:15:11.71,Default,,0,0,0,,But still...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:11.71,0:15:14.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Policewomen sure are cool.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:14.29,0:15:15.21,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:15.21,0:15:19.63,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm usually surrounded by the dull\Neyes of policemen and criminals,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:19.63,0:15:23.14,Default,,0,0,0,,so the bright eyes of children\Nare just so dazzling!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:23.14,0:15:26.97,Default,,0,0,0,,Does anyone have a question\Nfor the police officers?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:26.97,0:15:28.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Nobody mentioned this...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:28.56,0:15:30.52,Default,,0,0,0,,I do!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:30.52,0:15:33.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Why is it we have to follow rules?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:33.60,0:15:37.19,Default,,0,0,0,,The reason you follow rules?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:37.19,0:15:42.20,Default,,0,0,0,,How am I supposed to put,\N"So you don't get thrown into prison,"
Dialogue: 0,0:15:42.20,0:15:43.74,Default,,0,0,0,,into grade-school terms?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:43.74,0:15:44.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Kawai.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:46.78,0:15:48.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Sgt. Fuji.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:48.79,0:15:50.62,Default,,0,0,0,,It doesn't have to be technical.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:50.62,0:15:55.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Why do the rules seem important\Nto you personally, as an officer?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:55.42,0:15:59.13,Default,,0,0,0,,Just convey that directly to the children.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:03.34,0:16:06.10,Default,,0,0,0,,Keep at it, rookie!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:07.85,0:16:11.18,Default,,0,0,0,,I have a story I'd like\Nall of you to hear.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:11.18,0:16:15.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Yesterday, I spoke with a certain burglar.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:16.65,0:16:19.15,Default,,0,0,0,,He's what you'd call a master thief,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:19.15,0:16:23.78,Default,,0,0,0,,since he's robbed dozens of\Nhouses all over the country.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:23.78,0:16:30.74,Default,,0,0,0,,I tried asking him, "How do you choose\Nthe towns where you'll steal?"
Dialogue: 0,0:16:30.74,0:16:34.62,Default,,0,0,0,,After a very scary officer got\Nreally angry at the burglar,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:34.62,0:16:36.88,Default,,0,0,0,,he gave me an honest answer.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:38.34,0:16:45.34,Default,,0,0,0,,He said he targets towns where he often\Nsees children riding double on bikes.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:45.34,0:16:51.02,Default,,0,0,0,,He said if they can break the rules, then\Npeople in town aren't paying attention,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:51.02,0:16:55.02,Default,,0,0,0,,and it's an environment where\Nbad things like stealing are easy.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:55.02,0:16:56.27,Default,,0,0,0,,Hello.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:56.27,0:16:58.27,Default,,0,0,0,,How are you?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:58.27,0:17:01.07,Default,,0,0,0,,But in towns where people\Nactively greet each other,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:01.07,0:17:05.86,Default,,0,0,0,,the locals pay close attention\Nto the areas where they live.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:05.86,0:17:09.87,Default,,0,0,0,,So, he avoids doing bad things because he\Ndoesn't want them to remember his face.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:11.08,0:17:17.25,Default,,0,0,0,,You're all still little, but each\Nof the little rules you follow
Dialogue: 0,0:17:17.25,0:17:20.59,Default,,0,0,0,,is sure to protect your town.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:23.55,0:17:25.84,Default,,0,0,0,,You did an okay job back there.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:25.84,0:17:27.30,Default,,0,0,0,,Sgt. Fuji...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:27.30,0:17:28.93,Default,,0,0,0,,For your first time.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:28.93,0:17:30.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Miss Officer!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:30.22,0:17:31.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:31.06,0:17:33.31,Default,,0,0,0,,I want to be a police officer too!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:33.31,0:17:35.89,Default,,0,0,0,,Where's your police box?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:35.89,0:17:37.56,Default,,0,0,0,,It's over that way.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:37.56,0:17:38.73,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"I want to protect,\Nfor the sake of smiles."
Dialogue: 0,0:17:40.15,0:17:43.61,Default,,0,0,0,,Ugh! I just did a pamphlet!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:43.61,0:17:45.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Did a what?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:45.28,0:17:48.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Police are scary.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:48.25,0:17:49.03,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:49.03,0:17:51.00,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't want to be one after all.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:51.00,0:17:51.53,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:51.53,0:17:54.37,Default,,0,0,0,,The same pose, but the\Nexact opposite effect...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:57.08,0:17:57.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"Police Housing"
Dialogue: 0,0:17:57.75,0:17:59.67,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"Police Housing"
Dialogue: 0,0:17:57.75,0:17:59.67,Default,,0,0,0,,Another exhausting day.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:00.17,0:18:03.09,Default,,0,0,0,,Can I come drink at your place later?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:03.09,0:18:06.17,Default,,0,0,0,,We're on duty tomorrow. You want to drink?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:06.17,0:18:08.30,Default,,0,0,0,,Sure. What will you have?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:08.30,0:18:11.47,Default,,0,0,0,,There's really nowhere\Nto run, in police housing.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:11.47,0:18:13.72,Default,,0,0,0,,Maybe something with turmeric, to start.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:16.27,0:18:17.94,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh...?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:17.94,0:18:19.35,Default,,0,0,0,,Daddy?!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:19.35,0:18:21.81,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, I was concerned about you.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:21.81,0:18:22.23,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"Saké"
Dialogue: 0,0:18:22.23,0:18:24.32,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"Saké"
Dialogue: 0,0:18:22.23,0:18:24.32,Default,,0,0,0,,I come bearing a gift!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:24.48,0:18:28.49,Default,,0,0,0,,Isn't that a weird choice\Nas a gift for your daughter?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:28.49,0:18:30.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Cheers!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:30.45,0:18:32.49,Default,,0,0,0,,Once again...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:32.49,0:18:35.08,Default,,0,0,0,,...thank you for always\Nlooking after this one!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:35.08,0:18:38.87,Default,,0,0,0,,No problem. In fact, I apologize\Nfor intruding on this family party.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:38.87,0:18:39.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"Flirt"
Dialogue: 0,0:18:39.00,0:18:42.71,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"Flirt"
Dialogue: 0,0:18:39.00,0:18:42.71,Default,,0,0,0,,I still can't believe someone\Nso pretty is her superior.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:42.71,0:18:43.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"Flirt"
Dialogue: 0,0:18:42.71,0:18:43.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Daddy, tone it down some.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:43.79,0:18:45.05,Default,,0,0,0,,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:45.05,0:18:49.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Y'know, I thought policewomen\Nwere more bear-like or whatever.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:49.84,0:18:52.89,Default,,0,0,0,,But I see some are as\Npretty as porn stars.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:52.89,0:18:56.85,Default,,0,0,0,,If you don't cut it out, I'll bust\Nyour head with my nightstick.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:58.48,0:19:02.31,Default,,0,0,0,,And what's the real reason you\Ndropped by all of a sudden?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:03.36,0:19:06.15,Default,,0,0,0,,L-Listen...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:08.61,0:19:12.78,Default,,0,0,0,,I definitely don't want you to\Ntell your mother about this...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:12.78,0:19:15.41,Default,,0,0,0,,...but can I borrow some money?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:15.41,0:19:17.20,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"The ¥200,000 registration fee for\Nusing our paid site is now overdue.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:17.20,0:19:22.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"The ¥200,000 registration fee for\Nusing our paid site is now overdue.\NDaddy, this is what they call a\Nbilling scam, and you can ignore it.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:22.75,0:19:26.71,Default,,0,0,0,,No, I'm sure it's that one adult site.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:26.71,0:19:28.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Even though it claimed to be free.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:28.80,0:19:33.26,Default,,0,0,0,,That's why these scams make clever\Nuse of that kind of psychology!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:33.26,0:19:37.18,Default,,0,0,0,,Also... and I want you\Nto keep this secret too,
Dialogue: 0,0:19:37.18,0:19:40.68,Default,,0,0,0,,but Grandma got talked into\Nbuying an awfully expensive blanket.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:40.68,0:19:41.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Wha...?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:41.52,0:19:43.69,Default,,0,0,0,,What's gotten into everyone?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:43.69,0:19:45.73,Default,,0,0,0,,Kawai, this is common.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:45.73,0:19:49.53,Default,,0,0,0,,The moment you join the police, all your\Nrelatives bring you their troubles.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:49.53,0:19:52.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Today wore me out enough as it is.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:52.45,0:19:53.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Did something happen?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:53.91,0:19:56.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Just the usual crackdown, and such...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:56.58,0:20:01.46,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, I got caught in one of those once.\NThe fine was steep.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:01.46,0:20:05.17,Default,,0,0,0,,Man, that pi--uh, policeman--was scary...
Dialogue: 0,0:20:05.17,0:20:07.63,Default,,0,0,0,,You were about to say "pig"!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:07.63,0:20:10.38,Default,,0,0,0,,Next time you say it, I'll cuff your neck.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:13.09,0:20:18.60,Default,,0,0,0,,I still have that traffic ticket\Nin our household altar.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:18.60,0:20:21.39,Default,,0,0,0,,What a thing to enshrine, silly.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:21.39,0:20:22.85,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey...
Dialogue: 0,0:20:22.85,0:20:25.85,Default,,0,0,0,,You cried your eyes out that day.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:25.85,0:20:29.53,Default,,0,0,0,,You kept sobbing about how\N"Daddy got caught."
Dialogue: 0,0:20:29.53,0:20:34.74,Default,,0,0,0,,And, so I don't forget and\Nrepeat the same mistake,
Dialogue: 0,0:20:34.74,0:20:38.91,Default,,0,0,0,,I put the ticket inside the\Naltar where I pray every day.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:42.29,0:20:44.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Silly, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:46.67,0:20:49.75,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm sorry, Sgt. Fuji,
Dialogue: 0,0:20:49.75,0:20:52.42,Default,,0,0,0,,that you had to hang out with a drunk.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:52.42,0:20:55.51,Default,,0,0,0,,Sorry, nothing. It was a lot of fun.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:55.51,0:20:57.22,Default,,0,0,0,,He's a good dad, isn't he?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:58.64,0:21:00.93,Default,,0,0,0,,You should be grateful.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:00.93,0:21:07.10,Default,,0,0,0,,It's because he's driven safely since\Nthen that you're here right now.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:08.65,0:21:13.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Our job isn't one that can\Nfeel worth doing right away,
Dialogue: 0,0:21:13.40,0:21:18.82,Default,,0,0,0,,but if I can prevent even one tragedy\Nthat might have occurred, then I'm happy.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:20.28,0:21:21.87,Default,,0,0,0,,See you tomorrow.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:21.87,0:21:23.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Good night.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:24.29,0:21:25.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Right.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:31.96,0:21:33.71,Default,,0,0,0,,Maybe...
Dialogue: 0,0:21:35.34,0:21:38.14,Default,,0,0,0,,...I can be a police officer\Na little while longer.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:42.89,0:21:44.14,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"Corresponding fine: ¥15,000"
Dialogue: 0,0:21:44.31,0:21:47.23,Default,,0,0,0,,A frigging crackdown here, of all places.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:47.23,0:21:48.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Damn cops.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:48.40,0:21:49.69,Default,,0,0,0,,All right, then.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:49.69,0:21:50.98,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:50.98,0:21:53.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Please drive safely.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:53.28,0:21:55.11,Default,,0,0,0,,Shove it, hags!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:56.74,0:22:00.57,Default,,0,0,0,,Sgt. Fuji! He got worked up,\Nand forgot his seatbelt!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:00.57,0:22:04.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay! Let's give him another ticket,\Nand suspend his license!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:01.83,0:22:04.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"I want to protect,\Nfor the sake of smiles."
Dialogue: 0,0:22:04.08,0:22:06.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"I want to protect,\Nfor the sake of smiles."
Dialogue: 0,0:22:06.00,0:22:11.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"Cool, huh?"\N"Mama, a patrol car!"
Dialogue: 0,0:22:06.00,0:22:11.00,Default,,0,0,0,,"Be especially careful while\Ndriving a patrol car."

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