Arakawa Under the Bridge (2010) - S01E04 - ANE (R1) vs LaCroiX (ANE Modified)
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ANE (R1)
LaCroiX (ANE Modified)
The scenery by the river changes as you get closer to the sea.
The scenery by the river changes as you get closer to the sea.
Weary office workers on their lunch break.
Weary office workers on their lunch break.
An old man fishing for crayfish, lost in his own world.
An old man fishing for crayfish, lost in his own world.
And...
And...
A young couple walking along the river.
A young couple walking along the river.
Right now, we're on our very first date.
Right now, we're on our very first date.
As Nino requested, we're headed to the mouth of the Arakawa River.
As Nino requested, we're headed to the mouth of the Arakawa River.
It's about 12 km away from where we live on the river.
It's about 12 km away from where we live on the river.
At this rate, we'll be there in maybe three hours.
At this rate, we'll be there in maybe three hours.
That's a strange-looking bird.
That's a strange-looking bird.
Hey, Rec.
Hey, Rec.
Yes, what is it?
Yes, what is it?
So on a "date," do we just keep walking around like this?
So on a "date," do we just keep walking around like this?
Well—
Well—
Stupid me. I was so focused on convincing her to go on a date that I didn't plan anything past that.
Stupid me. I was so focused on convincing her to go on a date that I didn't plan anything past that.
How could you even think that, Nino?
How could you even think that, Nino?
This is merely the appetizer for a full-course meal.
This is merely the appetizer for a full-course meal.
The main dish still awaits us!
The main dish still awaits us!
The fantastic voyage of our love has begun!
The fantastic voyage of our love has begun!
I had no idea!
I had no idea!
All right, so... now what do I do?
All right, so... now what do I do?
We have to walk to the end of the river anyway.
We have to walk to the end of the river anyway.
But there's nothing spectacular about just walking.
But there's nothing spectacular about just walking.
Nino, allow me to educate you.
Nino, allow me to educate you.
Here's the most important thing in a relationship:
Here's the most important thing in a relationship:
It's...
It's...
Distance!
Distance!
Distance?
Distance?
Yup.
Yup.
That's what I learned last night... during my research.
That's what I learned last night... during my research.
Even when we're near each other, there are crossed signals.
Even when we're near each other, there are crossed signals.
But then—
But then—
We're so far away, but your love is right next to my heart!
We're so far away, but your love is right next to my heart!
This is what matters between a man and a woman!
This is what matters between a man and a woman!
Okay, so... crossed signals, then we're far away, but we're actually close!
Okay, so... crossed signals, then we're far away, but we're actually close!
Yes! Now you understand.
Yes! Now you understand.
Then, the way we're standing now isn't right.
Then, the way we're standing now isn't right.
True. We're too close to each other for a first date.
True. We're too close to each other for a first date.
I guess I'll start by taking two steps back.
I guess I'll start by taking two steps back.
Nino, move a little to the right.
Nino, move a little to the right.
Watch out for the river behind you!
Watch out for the river behind you!
Got it.
Got it.
Something's still not right.
Something's still not right.
Could you duck behind something, like this?
Could you duck behind something, like this?
How's this?
How's this?
Yeah! Now we're talkin'! This is...
Yeah! Now we're talkin'! This is...
This is the perfect first-date distance!
This is the perfect first-date distance!
I guess...
I guess...
I see.
I see.
I get it now!
I get it now!
We can do this, Recruit.
We can do this, Recruit.
Let's keep going!
Let's keep going!
Sure thing!
Sure thing!
Oh, crap! Rec, there's nothing to hide behind!
Oh, crap! Rec, there's nothing to hide behind!
Well, then...
Well, then...
Let's switch to the "so close, yet so far" stance!
Let's switch to the "so close, yet so far" stance!
You mean crossed signals?
You mean crossed signals?
Crossed signals!
Crossed signals!
Now what?
Now what?
What's our next distance?
What's our next distance?
Oh, well...
Oh, well...
Next comes... umm...
Next comes... umm...
The linked heart distance!
The linked heart distance!
This is...
This is...
The distance of our linked hearts!
The distance of our linked hearts!
HOOAH!
HOOAH!
Hoo...
Hoo...
Recruit, what are we—
Recruit, what are we—
It's a ceremony, to celebrate our proper distance.
It's a ceremony, to celebrate our proper distance.
Ohh, gotcha!
Ohh, gotcha!
We did it, Nino.
We did it, Nino.
We are the masters of first-date distance!
We are the masters of first-date distance!
Next!
Next!
That's all.
That's all.
But—
But—
There's nothing else left!
There's nothing else left!
Whew! Good job.
Whew! Good job.
We really are the champions of proper romantic distance.
We really are the champions of proper romantic distance.
Ahh, I'm just so happy.
Ahh, I'm just so happy.
There were some moments where I had no idea what was gonna happen!
There were some moments where I had no idea what was gonna happen!
Hey, Rec.
Hey, Rec.
We're right back where we started, aren't we?
We're right back where we started, aren't we?
I think a date should be more like—
I think a date should be more like—
Not another word, Nino!
Not another word, Nino!
Did you really think that's all I had up my sleeve?
Did you really think that's all I had up my sleeve?
There's one thing every date has to have.
There's one thing every date has to have.
That's right! The princess ride!
That's right! The princess ride!
Princess ride?
Princess ride?
Yeah, yeah! What kind of date would it be without a princess ride?
Yeah, yeah! What kind of date would it be without a princess ride?
So what exactly do we do?
So what exactly do we do?
It'll be faster if I just show you.
It'll be faster if I just show you.
All right, just have a seat right here.
All right, just have a seat right here.
In the front!
In the front!
Oops, sorry.
Oops, sorry.
Like this?
Like this?
Exactly.
Exactly.
Now then, I shall stand!
Now then, I shall stand!
Behold! The princess ride!
Behold! The princess ride!
Ow.
Ow.
Huh?
Huh?
Ow.
Ow.
Ow..
Ow..
Ow...
Ow...
Ow....
Ow....
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!!
Ow!!
Recruit.
Recruit.
I... hate the princess ride.
I... hate the princess ride.
Me too. I can't feel my arms.
Me too. I can't feel my arms.
Man, dates are really exhausting, huh?
Man, dates are really exhausting, huh?
True. Why don't we take a little break?
True. Why don't we take a little break?
We've nearly reached the mouth.
We've nearly reached the mouth.
Really? No wonder it's so much noisier around here.
Really? No wonder it's so much noisier around here.
True.
True.
This feels so strange.
This feels so strange.
Just being here with Nino, away from the bridge.
Just being here with Nino, away from the bridge.
Well then, since we're out enjoying our date,
Well then, since we're out enjoying our date,
maybe we can talk about things we normally wouldn't.
maybe we can talk about things we normally wouldn't.
Yeah, that's a good idea.
Yeah, that's a good idea.
Maybe I'll ask her what I couldn't earlier.
Maybe I'll ask her what I couldn't earlier.
So, Nino. I was just wondering...
So, Nino. I was just wondering...
That dress you wore for me earlier—
That dress you wore for me earlier—
I figured you would have had trouble putting it on by yourself.
I figured you would have had trouble putting it on by yourself.
But you didn't seem to have any problem with it.
But you didn't seem to have any problem with it.
I was just wondering if you used to wear stuff like that a lot.
I was just wondering if you used to wear stuff like that a lot.
To be honest... I'm pretty curious about your past.
To be honest... I'm pretty curious about your past.
Why?
Why?
Well, I mean... we are lovers, after all.
Well, I mean... we are lovers, after all.
I'd like to get to know you.
I'd like to get to know you.
Rec.
Rec.
I...
I...
always have been and always will be a Venusian.
always have been and always will be a Venusian.
Isn't that enough?
Isn't that enough?
Come on, Nino... why are you looking at me like that?
Come on, Nino... why are you looking at me like that?
No, it's just that...
No, it's just that...
Is something wrong?
Is something wrong?
That leaf-boat.
That leaf-boat.
It's the one I put in the river earlier.
It's the one I put in the river earlier.
Wow, that's amazing. It floated all the way down here.
Wow, that's amazing. It floated all the way down here.
It didn't reach the sea.
It didn't reach the sea.
Why she had that look on her face, and what happened in her past...
Why she had that look on her face, and what happened in her past...
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't interested.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't interested.
But as her boyfriend...
But as her boyfriend...
Rec!
Rec!
There's only one thing I can do for her right now.
There's only one thing I can do for her right now.
Rec, what are you doing? Be caref—
Rec, what are you doing? Be caref—
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
It's all right, Nino!
It's all right, Nino!
That boat can still rea—
That boat can still rea—
Rec!
Rec!
Stupid! Get out of there, quick! The current here—
Stupid! Get out of there, quick! The current here—
Hey! Nino, look!
Hey! Nino, look!
All my splashing set the boat free.
All my splashing set the boat free.
The smallest force will guide it.
The smallest force will guide it.
I'm positive it will reach the Pacific Ocean now.
I'm positive it will reach the Pacific Ocean now.
Well, then...
Well, then...
Shall we keep going, too?
Shall we keep going, too?
Rec...
Rec...
If you can put up with someone who always has been and always will be an Earthling,
If you can put up with someone who always has been and always will be an Earthling,
come with me.
come with me.
Okay.
Okay.
Huh? Nino, you look flushed. Are you getting sick?
Huh? Nino, you look flushed. Are you getting sick?
Are you in any pain?
Are you in any pain?
Nope. Must be the sunset.
Nope. Must be the sunset.
Whether we're from different planets,
Whether we're from different planets,
or we're different sexes...
or we're different sexes...
In both cases, our relationships are determined
In both cases, our relationships are determined
by the laws of attraction.
by the laws of attraction.
Everyone!
Everyone!
Fall in!
Fall in!
Michael, ARMS!
Michael, ARMS!
Sachiel, ARMS!
Sachiel, ARMS!
Secret technique, Judas Betrayal!
Secret technique, Judas Betrayal!
Excellent. You're starting to look like a real squad.
Excellent. You're starting to look like a real squad.
Who's there?!
Who's there?!
No one moves without my—
No one moves without my—
S—
S—
Stella?
Stella?
Yup!
Yup!
He knows her?
He knows her?
Ooh, she's cute, huh?
Ooh, she's cute, huh?
For sure!
For sure!
H-Hello, everyone.
H-Hello, everyone.
She can speak Japanese!
She can speak Japanese!
That's crazy!
That's crazy!
Sister, who is this?
Sister, who is this?
Very well, I guess I should introduce her.
Very well, I guess I should introduce her.
This is Stella, one of the kids I used to look after at the orphanage in England.
This is Stella, one of the kids I used to look after at the orphanage in England.
England?
England?
Huh. I knew he wasn't Japanese, but...
Huh. I knew he wasn't Japanese, but...
Damn. I can't just cast you out on your own.
Damn. I can't just cast you out on your own.
I'd better go call the orphanage.
I'd better go call the orphanage.
Could someone keep her entertained?
Could someone keep her entertained?
Ooh, us! We'll—
Ooh, us! We'll—
Wait, no! Today's the day those lab guys...
Wait, no! Today's the day those lab guys...
Oh, that's right! They're...
Oh, that's right! They're...
Sorry, I have to go catch tonight's dinner.
Sorry, I have to go catch tonight's dinner.
But...
But...
We can't just leave her here alone.
We can't just leave her here alone.
What to do? Mm, what to do?
What to do? Mm, what to do?
Ahh, what to do?
Ahh, what to do?
Crap.
Crap.
I can feel it. She's gonna ask me to take care of Stella.
I can feel it. She's gonna ask me to take care of Stella.
I don't need the headache. I'm no good with kids, anyway.
I don't need the headache. I'm no good with kids, anyway.
Sorry Nino, but there are plenty of other people here who can deal with it.
Sorry Nino, but there are plenty of other people here who can deal with it.
Maybe I can sneak off right now!
Maybe I can sneak off right now!
Why do they get to ride off into the sunset?
Why do they get to ride off into the sunset?
Rec!
Rec!
My lover's such a nice man.
My lover's such a nice man.
The other guys taught me a valuable lesson that day on making snap decisions.
The other guys taught me a valuable lesson that day on making snap decisions.
This is the worst. What are we even supposed to talk about?
This is the worst. What are we even supposed to talk about?
Maybe I can trick her into wanting to play by herself.
Maybe I can trick her into wanting to play by herself.
What? What is it?
What? What is it?
Oh! I'm sorry!
Oh! I'm sorry!
I'm just so happy to finally have a big brother!
I'm just so happy to finally have a big brother!
Huh? You don't have any siblings?
Huh? You don't have any siblings?
Oh, right. She grew up in an orphanage.
Oh, right. She grew up in an orphanage.
She's been alone all her life.
She's been alone all her life.
I only had my father, but she didn't have any parents at all.
I only had my father, but she didn't have any parents at all.
What's wrong?
What's wrong?
Well, it's only for today, but I guess I can let her have an older brother for a while.
Well, it's only for today, but I guess I can let her have an older brother for a while.
All right, Stella. Let's play together!
All right, Stella. Let's play together!
Really?
Really?
Yup. What do you want to play? Anything's fine.
Yup. What do you want to play? Anything's fine.
Look how excited she is.
Look how excited she is.
I wonder if she's been all alone ever since Sister left...
I wonder if she's been all alone ever since Sister left...
Anything?
Anything?
Anything!
Anything!
Umm, well...
Umm, well...
She must have been so lonely.
She must have been so lonely.
I've never really played with girls, but I'll give it my best shot.
I've never really played with girls, but I'll give it my best shot.
W-Well... can you and I...
W-Well... can you and I...
Can we...
Can we...
Can we play... fight club?
Can we play... fight club?
Flight... club?
Flight... club?
Nope, not that! I'm talking about a no-holds-barred battle for honor and glory!
Nope, not that! I'm talking about a no-holds-barred battle for honor and glory!
I forgot it was Sister who raised her!
I forgot it was Sister who raised her!
Fight club, huh?
Fight club, huh?
She might not know what that really means.
She might not know what that really means.
Ah, Stella. Ready for fight club so soon?
Ah, Stella. Ready for fight club so soon?
Sister, come on! You can't teach little girls' stuff like that!
Sister, come on! You can't teach little girls stuff like that!
There are much better things for a delicate young lady to learn!
There are much better things for a delicate young lady to learn!
Delicate? Didn't you see what she did earlier?
Delicate? Didn't you see what she did earlier?
What'd she do?
What'd she do?
Her special move,
Her special move,
The Commando.
The Commando.
Stella's the only person who could seize my neck while I've got my weapons drawn.
Stella's the only person who could seize my neck while I've got my weapons drawn.
Oh, that was just a hug.
Oh, that was just a hug.
You're just overreacting because she's special to you.
You're just overreacting because she's special to you.
Do you think so? Regardless, I'm prepared to counter her at any time.
Do you think so? Regardless, I'm prepared to counter her at any time.
Yeah, you're overreacting!
Yeah, you're overreacting!
Okay Stella, let's play! Ready?
Okay Stella, let's play! Ready?
I'll just pretend to lose before she hurts herself.
I'll just pretend to lose before she hurts herself.
Oh, wow! You dodged me!
Oh, wow! You dodged me!
Ooh, nice move!
Ooh, nice move!
Stella!
Stella!
Three-hit combo max for civilians, remember?
Three-hit combo max for civilians, remember?
Rec, what're you doing down there?
Rec, what're you doing down there?
What am I doing? That's what I'd like to know.
What am I doing? That's what I'd like to know.
What just happened?
What just happened?
Me and my big brother were just playing fight club.
Me and my big brother were just playing fight club.
That's nice of you, Rec. So you pretended to lose?
That's nice of you, Rec. So you pretended to lose?
Pretend? Is that what I did?
Pretend? Is that what I did?
I seem to recall getting tossed into the air and slammed into the ground.
I seem to recall getting tossed into the air and slammed into the ground.
But maybe I did just go easy on her.
But maybe I did just go easy on her.
That was so much fun!
That was so much fun!
Stella...
Stella...
I'm glad.
I'm glad.
So, um, you know...
So, um, you know...
While you're here, feel free to treat me like a real big brother.
While you're here, feel free to treat me like a real big brother.
Rec! Thank you!
Rec! Thank you!
I normally hate kids... but I suppose if they were all this well-mannered—
I normally hate kids... but I suppose if they were all this well-mannered—
But the fight club winner gets to be Big Bro.
But the fight club winner gets to be Big Bro.
From now on, you belong to me.
From now on, you belong to me.
The fish is ready. Want some?
The fish is ready. Want some?
Yeah!
Yeah!
A pixie with a bad attitude? Am I hallucinating?
A pixie with a bad attitude? Am I hallucinating?
The sight of children playing really is good for the soul.
The sight of children playing really is good for the soul.
Rec!
Rec!
Hello. Isn't it a nice day?
Hello. Isn't it a nice day?
Um... sure.
Um... sure.
Huh? She's being so polite.
Huh? She's being so polite.
She would never talk about being "Big Bro."
She would never talk about being "Big Bro."
Heya, Stella. Yup, it su—
Heya, Stella. Yup, it su—
Stop acting like you know her, Rec!
Stop acting like you know her, Rec!
That's Miss Stella to you, ya damn moron!
That's Miss Stella to you, ya damn moron!
Wh—? Do you work for her now, too?
Wh—? Do you work for her now, too?
Rec.
Rec.
Pay attention to your other Big Bros here and learn to show some respect.
Pay attention to your other Big Bros here and learn to show some respect.
Okay, guys, let's go!
Okay, guys, let's go!
Yes, Boss!
Yes, Boss!
I'm at the very bottom!
I'm at the very bottom!
How? How do I keep making more enemies?
How? How do I keep making more enemies?
Oh, Rec. There you are.
Oh, Rec. There you are.
Sister—
Sister—
Sorry, but could you help me run a little errand?
Sorry, but could you help me run a little errand?
You'll probably end up having to haul some heavy cargo.
You'll probably end up having to haul some heavy cargo.
With that cart there? Sure, I guess...
With that cart there? Sure, I guess...
But how could I possibly move something too heavy for Sister?
But how could I possibly move something too heavy for Sister?
I appreciate it.
I appreciate it.
So what kind of errand is it?
So what kind of errand is it?
Cake ingredients.
Cake ingredients.
I want to throw Stella a welcome party.
I want to throw Stella a welcome party.
Oh, then I guess I'd better do my best.
Oh, then I guess I'd better do my best.
What's that mean?
What's that mean?
Oh, nothing. Never mind.
Oh, nothing. Never mind.
So do we have to leave the river to get the ingredients?
So do we have to leave the river to get the ingredients?
No, just over there.
No, just over there.
Over there?
Over there?
Sister! I hear...
Sister! I hear...
I hear farm animals!
I hear farm animals!
Well... yeah.
Well... yeah.
It is a farm, after all.
It is a farm, after all.
This place provides all our local dairy needs.
This place provides all our local dairy needs.
What's wrong, Rec?
What's wrong, Rec?
Why would the government allow this?!
Why would the government allow this?!
Oh, don't worry about it. The best milk in Japan comes from here.
Oh, don't worry about it. The best milk in Japan comes from here.
And yet another crackpot is running this loony farm, I'm sure.
And yet another crackpot is running this loony farm, I'm sure.
I'm tired of all these close encounters!
I'm tired of all these close encounters!
Watch what you say. She can be very—
Watch what you say. She can be very—
Hello, Sister.
Hello, Sister.
Good afternoon. How have you been?
Good afternoon. How have you been?
Maria...
Maria...
Maria?
Maria?
Wow. She's stunning, and she looks really kind. Her name really suits her.
Wow. She's stunning, and she looks really kind. Her name really suits her.
Kappa-man got it right with her, at least.
Kappa-man got it right with her, at least.
Hello, I'm—
Hello, I'm—
Oh, it's okay.
Oh, it's okay.
Please don't talk. You'll just be wasting our world's precious oxygen.
Please don't talk. You'll just be wasting our world's precious oxygen.
If you need a reason to live,
If you need a reason to live,
why not learn to breathe carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen?
why not learn to breathe carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen?
Are you all right, Rec?
Are you all right, Rec?
What was that about, Sister?
What was that about, Sister?
I feel as if my entire existence was just utterly rebuked.
I feel as if my entire existence was just utterly rebuked.
As if I was just told to go off and die, and...
As if I was just told to go off and die, and...
Calm down, Rec.
Calm down, Rec.
Sure, maybe she implied you're lower than a weed.
Sure, maybe she implied you're lower than a weed.
But that's just how she shows she cares.
But that's just how she shows she cares.
Lower than a weed?!
Lower than a weed?!
I'm sorry, Rec. Actually, I've already heard all about you.
I'm sorry, Rec. Actually, I've already heard all about you.
But I just can't stop myself from teasing cute boys.
But I just can't stop myself from teasing cute boys.
That was a little more than just "teasing"!
That was a little more than just "teasing"!
I nearly lost my will to live!
I nearly lost my will to live!
You're rather sensitive, aren't you? I like you.
You're rather sensitive, aren't you? I like you.
I'm Maria. Nice to meet you.
I'm Maria. Nice to meet you.
Sister! I really dislike that woman.
Sister! I really dislike that woman.
Nobody here is very nice to me, but her insults are on a whole other—
Nobody here is very nice to me, but her insults are on a whole other—
You're lucky, Rec. She likes you.
You're lucky, Rec. She likes you.
Anyway. Maria, I'm just here to pick up some milk and eggs.
Anyway. Maria, I'm just here to pick up some milk and eggs.
Sure, I've got plenty.
Sure, I've got plenty.
Why'd Sister give me that death stare? I probably shouldn't have talked badly about her...
Why'd Sister give me that death stare? I probably shouldn't have talked badly about her...
But I'm sure even Sister himself would lose it if someone insulted him like that!
But I'm sure even Sister himself would lose it if someone insulted him like that!
Sister, could you please try your best to stop casting such a fat shadow?
Sister, could you please try your best to stop casting such a fat shadow?
The Sun has better things to do than shine down on you.
The Sun has better things to do than shine down on you.
Sorry.
Sorry.
No effect!
No effect!
You're sweaty.
You're sweaty.
Sorry.
Sorry.
And annoying.
And annoying.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Dirty cross-dresser.
Dirty cross-dresser.
My bad.
My bad.
Pervert.
Pervert.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Pedo creep.
Pedo creep.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Simpleton.
Simpleton.
I apologize.
I apologize.
You're hideous.
You're hideous.
Sorry about that.
Sorry about that.
You rodent.
You rodent.
My condolences.
My condolences.
You're useless.
You're useless.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Good god! Even after all those insults, his face is solid as a rock!
Good god! Even after all those insults, his face is solid as a rock!
Really, Sister. You never react to anything I say.
Really, Sister. You never react to anything I say.
Damn straight! You'll have to do better than that!
Damn straight! You'll have to do better than that!
You bore me.
You bore me.
Sor...
Sor...
Sister!
Sister!
Oh, heavens!
Oh, heavens!
It sounded like an elephant collapsing.
It sounded like an elephant collapsing.
Here comes our skit!
Here comes our skit!
Iron-body experience!
Iron-body experience!
Rec, here's a damn cookie.
Rec, here's a damn cookie.
I don't want it.
I don't want it.
You sayin' you won't eat my homemade cookies?
You sayin' you won't eat my homemade cookies?
Fine, I'll eat it! Happy now?
Fine, I'll eat it! Happy now?
Next time, on 5 BRIDGE!
Next time, on 5 BRIDGE!
You ate it all, right?
You ate it all, right?
Eh? Is that a remote detonator in your hand?!
Eh? Is that a remote detonator in your hand?!