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Once again, today, the maidens who gather in the gardens of the wisdom king
These fair maidens who flock to the garden of Fudou Myou-ou,
cross the tama river with smiles as pure as those of the shinsengumi troopers.
smiles as spotless as those of Shinsengumi soldiers,
Their bodies and hearts, never once sullied, are clad in pure white clothes.
once again cross the banks of the Tama River.
The pleats of their skirts without a single wrinkle,
Their unsullied bodies and hearts clad in school uniforms of pure white.
their blue sailor scarves not even flapping in the wind.
Taking care not to ruffle the pleats of their skirts...
They walk slowly, as manners dictate they should.
...or dishevel their blue sailor collars,
Prefectural high school hi-no-minami: this is the garden of maidens.
they walk slowly, as dictated by local customs.
(a coed school)
Tokyo Metropolitan Hinominami High School...
Good morning to you, lovely viewers!
A true garden of maidens. (Addendum: It's co-ed.)
Shika! shika, shika, shika! shika!
Good morning, dear viewers!
GIRL MEETS DEER
Deer!
It’s still so coooold!
Deer, deer, deer!
And it rained yesterday, too!
Deer!
It’s slippery, so you have to be careful. Are you okay?
Erm… Thank you very much!
You’re welcome.
It's still so cold out today!
Torako Koshi, a second-year student at prefectural hi-no-minami high,
Rained yesterday, too.
the president of the student council, as well as the class rep for class 2-b.
Be careful not to slip. Are you okay?
And also, she’s attractive, great at school, and prolific in sports.
Ah! Umm... Thank you so much!
not only at school but also in neighborhood, she’s revered as a perfect girl.
You're welcome.
She’s wonderful!
Koshi Torako, a second-year at Hinominami High.
Just as I planned!
President of the student council, and class rep for class 2-B.
But Torako Koshi, whose high school life seems to be going so well,
Not to mention... a stunning beauty, a student with outstanding grades, and a well-rounded athlete.
has a secret she can’t tell anyone.
The quintessential perfect girl, whether at school or around town.
She’s actually... a former delinquent!
She's wonderful!
I am the famed wild beast of Tokyo Hino!
Exactly as planned!
My dark past of being a delinquent influenced by too much shonen manga!
Though her school life may appear perfect,
If this ever comes to light,
Koshi Torako keeps a secret she mustn't speak to anyone.
all the effort I put into being an honor student after I quit the gang life
She is a former delinquent!
when I got into high school will go down the drain!
The Vicious Beast of Hino, Tokyo! That's me!
Not that anyone could ever see through my perfect disguise, though.
My dark days as a delinquent too obsessed with shounen manga!
That’s what she thought… Up until this very day, that is.
If my secret got out,
Are you kidding me? We have a suicideby hanging right in the first episode?!
all that work making a clean break with high school and becoming an honor student...
Should we have gotten a late-night timeslot?
...would go down the drain!
Not that it would’ve been much better!
Anyway, my disguise is flawless. No one will ever see through it!
Should I call the police? a doctor?
Or so she thought... Until this very day.
Detective Co... No, Hajimeeeee!
Wait, the first episode starts with someone hanging themselves?!
She’s alive? What? If it’s not a suicide, why is she hanging from a place like that?
Thank god this is a late-night anime!
She has horns?
This is definitely not good, though!
Ah, that must be those things they sell at Toky, no, Chiba mo useland…
P-Police? Doctor?
But! Then they’d come off, and she’d fall, right?!
Conan-kun! Wait, no...
Which means those are real horns?!
Hajime-chan!
And most likely deer horns, at that…… There’s no world where that’s a deer,
Huh? She's alive?
Though! I mean, only male deer have horns anyway, right??
What's going on?
Is it some kind of new UMA, then?
If this isn't a suicide, why is she hanging there?
Or a mutant belonging to an evil organization?!
Are those antlers?
By the way, that’s some incredible amount of snot…
Ah, they're those things they sell at Toky— I mean, Chiba Mouseyland...
Temperature: 53.6 °f
Wait! Shouldn't they have come off and let her fall?!
That’s disgusting!
Does this mean they're real antlers?!
And a bunch of animals are coming here thinking she’s dead meat!
And they're probably deer antlers...
You want a piece of me?
What kind of deer even are you?!
You wanna piece of me, huh?! Come on, come!
But come to think of it, aren't male deer the ones with antlers?
Why is she trying to pick a fight in this situation?
Is she some kind of new UMA, then?
Actually, should I help her?
Or maybe a mutant from some evil organization?!
She’s glaring at me like crazyyy!
Either way, that's a lot of snot...
The intensity of her gaze!
It is twelve degrees Celsius.
If I get caught up in this, I’ll be late!
Gah! That's disgusting!
But I’m an honor student, I absolutely cannot be late!
And while I was lost in thought, a bunch of animals showed up to dine on her corpse!
The best course of action is
Huh? Want summa this?
to pretend I didn’t see her and hurry to school…
You want a piece of me, huh?! Ora Ora Ora! Want some?! Ora Ora Ora!
You’re going to leave me here…
Why is she trying to pick a fight in her situation?
You’re really going to abandon me in this situation…
Should I try to help?
N-n-n-n-no, of course not, I’d never…
She's staring a hole through my head!
Actually, you’re hanging there of your own accord, aren’t you?
So intense!
And I’m in a real hurry here. I don’t have time to be playing around…
If I get caught up in all this, I'll be late for school!
Tomorrow, the news will say:
An honor student like me absolutely cannot be late!
“A high schooler from Hino town got caughtin the electric wires and died”...
I'll just... pretend I didn't see her...
From now on, every morning, when you pass through this street,
...and hurry to school...
You’ll remember my face. Every single day you’ll think back
You're leaving me...
and regret your choice, thinking: “I should have helped her down that day”...
You're really gonna abandon me like this.
Okay, I got it!
I-I-I-I would never! I was just about to...
I'm alive!
Actually, this is your fault for hanging there, right?
This girl’s damn heavy!
I'm in a hurry. I don't have time for playing games...
Hey, Y... H, hmm,
Tomorrow's news will say, "Hino City high schooler caught on electric cables dies."
excuse me, why were you up there?
Every morning, when you walk through this street,
When I woke up this morning I was there already. I’ve no idea why…
you'll see my face.
Seriously, tell me why!
"If only I had helped her when I could"... You'll spend the rest of your life haunted by regret.
Thanks so much for helping me, I couldn have done it without you,
All right, already! I get it!
Miss delinquent.
I live!
No, don’t mention it..
She's freakin' heavy!
Did you say “Miss delinquent”?!
How the—
Huh? Who’s a delinquent?!
Would you be so kind as to tell me how you ended up there?
You, girl.
I woke up this morning and was just, like, there, y'know? Somehow.
Wh-wh-what are you on about?!
Seriously! Tell me!
Me? With this beautiful and composed womanly appearance?
However it happened, thank you so much for helping me, Miss Delinquent!
A delinquent?! That’s p-p-p-preposterous!!
Oh, I didn't do anything special—
Oh, really? Hhmm, but I can smell it…
Miss Delinquent?
Smell what?!
Huh?! Who're you callin' a delinquent?!
And my horns react to you.
You, miss!
Wait, what kind of sensor is that?!
Wh-What are you talking about?!
If I get mixed up with her, I’ll be in trouble.
Me? One as beautiful and elegant as a peony?
I-isn’t it just your imagination? Maybe you’re mistaking me for someone else…
A delinquent?! Th-That's absurd!
Oh, I got to get going! Try not to get caught up again, okay?
That so? Hmm...
Oof, that was close. I was so sure my disguise was flawless…
But I smell it all over you...
How did she…?
Smell what?
What the hell was with that girl?
And my antlers are reacting to you.
Okay, everyone, to your seats!
Wait, what kind of sensors are those?!
I have a transfer student to introduce to you.
Being near her is way too risky...
A transfer student? I have a bad feeling about this…
A-Are you sure you aren't imagining things? Perhaps you're mistaken...
Come on in.
Oh, I have to get going! Try not to get caught up there again, okay?
Comiiing!
That was close... My disguise should have been flawless...
I knew iiiit!!
How did she...?
Wh-why are you stuck again? Learn already, will ya?!
What was with that girl?
You’re kidding, right?!
Everyone, take your seats!
Now, Ms. Shikanoko, introduce yourself.
Today, we have a new transfer student I would like you to meet.
Nroh! I’m Noko Shikanoko, but you can call me Nokotan!
A transfer student? I got a bad feeling about this...
Nokotan!
Come on in!
Coming!
I knew it!
Oh? Huh?
H-How are you stuck again? Learn your lesson, already!
Nyun!
You're kidding me, right?!
Now, Shikanoko-san, introduce yourself.
Lersant! I'm Shikanoko Noko! You can call me Noko-tan!
Noko-tan!
What a funny girl.
What a funny girl.
She’s a deer!
She's a deer!
Why is everyone welcoming her normally? Am I the weird one here?
Why is she getting a normal welcome? Am I the weirdo here?
And you can sit… Next to Ms. Koshi, since it’s free there!
And you can sit...
This is a common trope in school anime: the conveniently-free seat.
Oh, there's a free seat next to Koshi-san!
That’s bad! if she says something weird,
Gah!
my high school life will definitely be over!
A common trope in school anime: the conveniently free seat.
I have to make the first move here.
This is bad! If she says anything weird,
G-good morning!
my high school life is over!
Oh, you’re that girl!
I have to get ahead of this!
So you’re a transfer student, huh?
G-Good morning!
I’m Torako Koshi. If you have any questions, feel free to ask me!
Oh, it's you!
Thank you!
So you're a transfer student, huh?
Huh? It seems like it might be fine after all.
I'm Koshi Torako.
Well, seems like I didn’t need to worry that much!
If you have any questions, don't hesitate to ask!
You can call me however you want.
Thanks!
Really?
Huh? Is this actually gonna work out somehow?
I was just overthinking things…
Guess I had nothing to worry about after all!
Ok! you got it, Miss delinquent!
You can call me whatever you like.
Miss delinquent! Miss delinquent!
Whatever I like?
I hope we can get along well, Miss delinquent!
I was just overthinking things...
Ms. Koshi is a delinquent?!
Got it!
Koshi, of all people…?!
Miss Delinquent!
We heard that wrong, right?!
Miss Delinquent! Miss Delinquent! Miss Delinquent!
Hey! you had no reaction to a deer, what’s with the surprise now?!
I hope we'll get along, Miss Delinquent!
A d-d-d-delinquent, me? What are you talking about?
Koshi-san is a delinquent?!
Could you please not make false allegations?
Her of all people?!
My instincts are telling me you’re a delinquent, Miss.
We misheard that, right?!
Hey!
None of you batted an eye at the deer transfer student! How does this surprise you?!
A d-d-delinquent? Me? What are you talking about?
Could you please not make things up?
My animal instincts tell me you're a delinquent.
Are you a wild beast?!
Are you a wild beast?!
You’re also a virgin, aren’t you?
Furthermore... You're a virgin, aren't you?
I mean, my horns are reacting to you.
Huh?
What kind of system is that?!
Huh?!
So Ms. Koshi’s a virgin?
I mean, my antlers are reacting to you!
I knew Koshi had to be…!
What kind of system do you have going there?!
So Koshi-san's a virgin?
I knew she had to be!
Really?!
Really?!
Stay out of this!!!
Stay out of this, peanut gallery!
Wh-wh-what kind of proof do you have to claim I’m a virgin…?
Wh-What kind of proof do you have to claim I'm a virgin...?
Huh? then you’re not a virgin?
Huh? So you're not a virgin?
Well, that’s… erm…
Well, that's... uh...
Virginity confirmed.
Virginity confirmed!
It’s Ms. Koshi!
She looks beautiful as always!
It's Koshi-san!
Just now it seemed like my disgraceful past was about to come to light…
As beautiful as always!
I’m doing well…
My disgraceful past nearly got exposed back there...
But I can’t let my guard down!
I have to keep this up...
I have to make sure that deer won’t expose me as a former delinquent!
But I can't let my guard down!
To accomplish that,
I need to make sure that deer doesn't expose me as a former delinquent!
I must make my move before she starts saying anything the next…
Which is why...
Is that a mountain of sweets on my desk for some reason?
...I have to get ahead of her before she says more weird—
No, wait! that cross-shaped package… Those are deer crackers!
Huh?
“Deer crackers”.
Huh?
as you know, the soul food of the nara prefecture people
A giant pile of sweets on my desk?
(there’s theories as to why).
Huh?!
some students on their graduation trips always try to eat them for laughs but,
Wait, no! That cross-shaped wrapping... Those are deer crackers!
much like their taste, that joke is a bit bland, and usually falls flat.
Deer crackers.
The only one who would do this is…
Known as soul food for the people of Nara prefecture.
It definitely was her!!
(Addendum: So says one theory.)
wait, is she drooling? what is she a merlion?!
Students on school trips commonly try them for laughs...
Erm, Shikanoko…? What’s the meaning of this?
...but much like their taste, these jokes are dry and bland.
Hn? that’s repayment.
The only one who would do this is...
That’s not what your face says!
It must have been her!
You saved me this morning, didn’t you, Miss?
Wait, is she drooling? What is she, a merlion?
That’s to say thanks.
Umm, Shikanoko-san? What's all of this about?
No, that was no big deal! There’s no need to thank me…
Nyun? Recompense?
You don’t like deer crackers?
Your face tells a different story!
That’s not the issue here…
Miss!
Actually, why do you sound so full of yourself all of a sudden?
You saved me this morning, didn't you?
How about I give you a horn, just this once, then?
It's my thanks.
Can you take them off?!
Hmm? Oh, that was nothing. No need to thank me...
What? Deer crackers not good enough for you?
That's not the issue...
And why do you sound so cocky all of a sudden?
You want one of my antlers as a special gift?
They come off?!
Here.
Here.
I don’t want that!!
I don't want it!
You can eat them, by the way.
By the way, they're edible.
D-does it taste good? Not that I’ll eat it, anyway.
Wh-What do they taste like? Not that I'll try one...
They have no taste, no smell, and are hard!
They're tasteless, odorless, and super tough!
So you have to force yourself to eat it?!
You're saying I'd have to force it down?!
Tch, if that’s how it is… Here, but just this time.
If you must insist... Just this once.
I don’t want them!
I told you, I don't want it!
And sure, there’s that,
And, like, not that I should argue,
But also isn’t your identity going to fall apart like that?
but aren't you abandoning your identity too quickly?!
If you don’t have your horns, you’re just a common high school girl!
Without antlers, you're just an ordinary high school girl!
For the one who saved my life…
You saved my life...
I don’t even mind dropping my entire character!!
I'll forsake my entire character for you!
That’s too heavy! And it’s too early to get out of character!
That's too serious! It's too early to break character!
It’s still the first episode, you know?
This is still the first episode, you know.
You don’t want my crackers… You don’t want my horns…
Don't want deer crackers... Don't want antlers...
They stick back…
They reattach...
Ah! Could it be that what you want…
Ah! Then what you really want...
Is me?!
...is my tender deer flesh?!
(Me=Venison)
Why are you so wrapped up with this deer thing?
Why are you so tied up with the deer thing?
I get it now! Go ahead and eat me!
Okay, I got it, you can eat me! …
I'm not gonna eat you! And who are these people?!
I’m not gonna eat you! And who are those people??
I mean, I don't have anything else to give you!
I mean, I don’t have anything else I can give you!
Look! As you can see, I have no money.
Look, as you can see, I don’t have any money.
But you had more deer crackers?
But you still have deer crackers?
Please, don't make me give up more...
Please, don’t make me give you anymore…
Why are you acting like I'm extorting you or something?
Why are you acting like I’m extorting you or something?
And for crackers of all things!
And for crackers, of all things!
Oops! I let my real side slip!
Oops, my bad! I let my real feelings slip!
Hey, Noko-tan! Do you and Koshi-san know each other?
Hey, Nokotan! Did you know about Koshi already?
You've been acting like good friends all day!
You two sure look like you’re chummy!
Huh?! Wait, Noko-tan?
Hey! wait, Nokotan?
My nickname. Cute, isn't it?
That’s my nickname! It’s cute, isn’t it?
She's so annoying...
Obnoxious!
You see, I got stuck on a power line this morning, and Miss Delinq—
You see, I was stuck on a power pole this morning, and Miss delinq--
Shikanoko-san! I just remembered, our teacher wants to see you!
Shikanoko! I just remembered our teacher wanted to see you!
Oh my, Koshi-tan... Why did you bring me here all of a sudden?
(Do not run in the school hallway)
How bold...
Oh my, Koshitan... Why bring me here so suddenly?
That's bold.
What are you imagining?!
What are you imagining?!
I should be asking you, what did you imagine, Koshitan?
Huh? Real question is, what were you imagining, Koshi-tan?
Wh-what are you… I well…
Huh?!
Koshitan…
W-Well, I mean... I-I wasn't...
You’re such a virgin!
Koshi-tan...
Shut up?!
Bona fide virgin.
And what’s with that “Koshitan” all this time, huh?
Will you shut up?!
It’s a nickname.
And why do you keep calling me Koshi-tan?
We’re Nokotan and Koshitan, isn’t that great?
It's a nickname.
Are we a comedy duo?!
Doesn't "Noko-tan and Koshi-tan" sound nice?
Who said you could nickname me?
What are we, a comedy duo?!
Well, I’m stuck with Miss delinq...
Besides, who said you could nickname me?
Koshitan is okay.
Okay, Miss Delinq—
Seems like it’s okay.
Koshi-tan's fine.
I mean, that doesn’t really matter anyway.
She's accepted it.
Now, about my real identity,
I mean, it doesn't really matter, anyway.
can you promise not to tell anyone, ever, in no circumstances?
Can you promise me that you'll never, ever reveal my true identity?
I am an honor student here, so it’d be bad for me
Nyun?
in many ways if anyone found out about my real identity.
I'm passing as an honor student here, so it will be a big problem if anyone finds out.
If you do say anything… it’ll not end well for you.
If you speak a word of this... There's gonna be hell to pay.
You got that?
Understand?
You mean…
Your real identity...
Your real identity is that you’re a virgin?
You mean that you're actually a virgin?
You’re… Not wrong, but I don’t mean that!
You're wro—Well, not wrong, but that's not what I meant!
Damn it… Where do you get off, teasing me like that…
Dammit... You just won't stop calling me out...
Listen up, those horns better be your only joke!
Stupid brat! Stick to the antler gags, will ya?!
You’re right… These are weird, aren’t they?
Of course... These antlers are weird, aren't they?
(Indoor)
O-Oh... I...
E... Erm… No...
I mean, of course a girl who grows antlers is creepy, right?
I mean, of course a girl with horns would be really disgusting, right?
Like, what even is a deer anyway when you really think about it?
It’s like "What are you?", “Are you even a deer, huh?”, isn’t it?
I'm sorry if I touched a nerve!
I’m so sorry if I made you uncomfortable.
I see... She's probably always getting laughed at because of her appearance,
I see… She’s probably heard horrible things about her appearance,
and yet I...
and I…
I'm a failure of a honor student! No... A failure of a human being!
Forget about being an honor student, I’m a complete failure as a human being!
I-I'm sorry! I don't mind the antlers at all!
I... I’m sorry! I don’t mind the horns at all!
So? This is better, huh?
So? We’re a-okay now, aren’t we?
What...?
Koshitan wanted to ask how far her horns went,
Koshi-tan wanted to know where the antlers began, but she feared the answer.
but she was scared of the answer.
Today's been exhausting...
Today was exhausting…
I need to hurry home and prep for tomorrow's classes...
I still have to prepare for tomorrow’s classes when I get home.
What was that noise?
What was that noise?
It came from there?
Was it from over there?
Excuse me! is anyone there?
Excuse me! Is anyone there?
I just heard an incredibly loud noise, is everything oka...
I just heard a loud noise. Is everything oka—
(Deer)
P-Police? Doctor? Conan-kun... Wait, no. Hajime-chan!
D... do I call the police? A doctor? Detective Co... NO, Hajimeeeee!
Nyun, Koshi-tan!
Ah, Koshitan!
Sh-Sh-Shikanoko-san, is that b-b-blood? Did something happen?
S... Shikanoko, is that b-b-blood? Did something happen?
Oh, my bad!
Oh, it was my bad!
I fell off the stepladder and scraped my knee!
I fell from the ladder, and ended up scraping my knee!
No, your head! Your freakin' head!
And your head? look at your head!
What a cute bandage!
What a cute band-aid!
Shut up! What are you doing in this unused warehouse, anyway?
Shut up! And what are you doing in this warehouse no one uses?
I was cleaning!
I was cleaning!
Cleaning? All by yourself?
Cleaning? By yourself?
Yep! Thanks, Koshitan!
Yep! Thanks, Koshi-tan!
Alright, back to work!
All right, back to work!
Okay. I’ll help you!
And... Lersant!
What? really?!
Nyun?
W, well, you’re hurt,
Okay, okay. I'll help you.
and who knows what you’ll do if I leave you alone?
What? For real?
Yay! Thanks!
W-Well, you're hurt,
She's an unmistakable Tsundere.
and who knows what you'll do if I leave you alone...
Cleaning is such a chore, but you seem to be having fun, huh?
Yippee! Thanks!
I mean, I’m doing it with you, Koshitan!
She is undeniably a tsundere.
Y, you’re exaggerating! We’re just cleaning!
Cleaning is is a lot of work, but you look like you're having fun, huh?
Even cleaning can be this much fun when you do it with someone!
Well, yeah. I'm doing it with you, Koshi-tan.
Oh, my, it looks so much cleaner already!
Y-You're too much! We're just cleaning!
Mrs. Ukai?
I guess even cleaning can be fun if you do it with others!
Nroh, Mrs. Ukai!
Oh my, it looks so much cleaner already!
Hey there, nroh!
Ms. Ukai?
So you helped her out, Ms. Koshi?
Ms. Ukai, lersant!
Thank you! It must’ve been hard.
Hey there! Lersant!
Oh, not at all! It was pretty easy!
So you've been helping out, Koshi-san?
I feel much more at ease knowing you'll be joining the Deer Club too, Ms. Koshi!
Thank you! It must have been difficult.
Of cour... Huh? Deer Club?
Oh, not at all! It was nothing!
Well, then, like I promised, you can use this place however you like.
I feel much better knowing you'll be joining the Deer Club too, Koshi-san!
Yaaay!
Of cour—
Wait, what in the world is a Deer Club?! And why am I joining?!
Excuse me? Deer Club?
What? You didn’t hear about it?
Well, as promised, you can use this space however you like.
I founded the Deer Club here!
Hooray!
What the hell kinda club is that anyway?
Wait, what the heck is a Deer Club? And why am I joining?!
I promised her that if she cleaned up the place she could use it as a clubroom.
What? You don't know?
-Riiiiight? -Riiiiight?
I founded the Deer Club!
“Riiiiight” My left buttcheek!
What is this avant-garde sounding club?!
And ugh, It’ll be seriously bad for me if I get sucked into that senseless club!
I promised that if she cleaned up in here, she could use it as a clubroom.
I’m so relieved,
Right?
Ms. Koshi! you’ve got it together, and you’re very caring, after all.
Don't give me that "Right?" crap!
This won't end well for me if I get sucked into this pointless club!
Oh, it's such a relief!
You're so reliable and compassionate, Koshi-san.
Like an older sister!
Like an older sister!
Since you’re so cheerful and kind, this looks like it’ll be a fun club!
With how cheerful and kind you are, I'm sure this will be an enjoyable club!
It’ll be like home for us!
It'll be like home for us!
You’re also very smart, so you two might as well get some sort of prize!
You're so smart too, so maybe you'll even win an award!
We might even get to nationals!
Maybe even make it to nationals!
If you’re joining, I’m sure the Deer Club will do incredible things!
If you join, I'm sure the Deer Club will do incredible things!
Leave it all to me!
You can count on me!
Koshitan was easy to get.
Koshi-tan was easily persuaded.
Okay, Ms. Shikanoko, make sure you fill in the club approval form.
Okay, Shikanoko-san, make sure you fill out the club approval form.
Nyun!
Club name: Deer Club.
Club name: Deer Club.
Club president: Torako Koshi.
Club president: Koshi Torako.
Activities: mainly taking care of deer.
Activities: Taking care of deer, mostly.
Wait a minute! why am I the club president here?
Wait a minute! Why am I the club president?
-You’re the president, Koshitan. -You’re the president, Ms. Koshi.
Because you're the president, Koshi-tan.
Like I said, why me? That’s weird!
Because you're the president, Koshi-san.
Isn’t this the Deer Club?
Huh? Am I the weirdo here?
If Shikanoko, a literal deer girl, won’t be the president, then who else would?!
Isn't this the Deer Club?
That’s what you mean?!
If Shikanoko-san, a literal deer, can't be president, then who can?
But look, here it says the deer club “mainly takes care of deer”, right?
Oh, that's what you meant?
Huh? yeah…
Look, it says here that the deer club's activities are "taking care of deer, mostly", right?
I’ll be the Deer Club’s resident deer, you see…
Huh? Yeah...
What’s a resident deer?
I'll be the Deer Club's resident deer, you see...
And the president cares for her!
The Deer Club's resident deer?!
That’s you, Koshitan!
The president is responsible for her care!
I’m not on board with that!
That's you, Koshi-tan!
I am not okay with this!
What kind of club takes care of deer, anyway? Is this an agricultural school?!
What kind of club takes care of deer, anyway? Is this an agricultural school?!
Here, submitted.
Here, submitted.
And it’s definitely accepted.
And accepted!
you work too fast!
Whoa! You work too fast!
Well, then, president, I’m counting on you to look after Ms. Shikanoko
Well, then, madam president, I'm counting on you to look after Shikanoko-san.
I’ll be in your care!
Take good care of me, nyun!
okay.
All right...
Since she said “leave it to me” with such a great smile,
Because she said "leave it to me" with such a wide smile,
Koshitan couldn’t take it back now.
Koshi-tan found herself unable to argue.
The Deer Club is ready! Hooray!
The Deer Club's inaugurated! Hooray!
Things got way too out of hand, for just one day…
What an unexpected turn of events for just one day...
I’ll bring more deer crackers tomorrow!
I'll bring more deer crackers tomorrow!
It’s okay, I guess.
Oh well.
Well then, should we begin with a good brushing?
Now, then, can you start by giving me a good brushing?
You’ve gotta be kidding!
You can't be serious!
And what’s with that scrubber-like brush?
And what's with that scrub brush thingy?
It’s for animal use.
It's for animals.
Okay, I have no choice then!
Fine, guess I have no choice!
Nroh!
Lersant!
Dammit, why do I have to do this…?
Dammit, why me of all people?
Jeez, you’re going to make me do this every club meeting, arent you?
Ugh, you're going to make me do this every club meeting, aren't you?
Damn you, you pest!
Curse you, foul beast!
S-so scary!
S-So scary!
I don’t know what’s going on,
I don't know what's going on,
but it seems the Deer Club’s fight is just beginning!
but the Deer Club's battle has only just begun!