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[le même]
I made it!
I'm here.
Deer Meets Darkness Girl
Deer Meets Dark Girl
Introducing once more,\NKoshi Torako, former delinquent.
Let me introduce her again.
Covering up her past upon joining high school,\Nshe climbed the ranks as an honor student
Her name is Koshi Torako.
and is now president of\Nthe student council, as well as class rep.
She was a delinquent in middle school
However a transfer deer (?) named \NShikanoko Noko revealed her past,
but hid her past with her high school debut
revealed that she was a virgin,
and reinvented herself as an honor student.
and because she was a total pushover,
She now serves as the student council president and class representative.
she was duped into becoming\Nthe president of the mysterious Deer Club.
But a new transfer deer saw through her act.
And once again, she reluctantly\Nheads to the club.
It was Shikanoko Noko,
Yay! It's time for Deer Club!
who went on to expose that she was a virgin.
Maybe she doesn't sound reluctant?
But because Torako is a total pushover
Well, it's not like I'm actually\Nlooking forward to going to the club.
Deer Club. Seeking New Members!
Oh? Then what is it?
she found herself as the head of the mysterious Deer Club.
When I gave the clubhouse\Na little makeover this morning,
And so, she "drags herself" to the club for yet another day.
it turned out so good!
Well, it's club time.
But it's not like I'm super excited\Nfor club activities today
...she doesn't seem that reluctant.
or anything like that.
Oh no, it's not like I'm looking forward to the club.
Then why?
When I tried rearranging the clubroom in the morning,
it turned out really nice,
so it's not like I'm looking forward to today's club meeting,
because of that or anything.
Is that so?
Is that so?
It's the president's job to make\Nthe clubhouse a comfortable place.
Well, as club president, it's my job to make the clubroom comfortable,
I can't wait to see how she reacts!
I'm looking forward to her reaction!
You're amazing, Koshitan!\NI was wrong about you!
Koshi-tan, you're amazing!
I'm impressed!
Of course!
Of course!
All that's left is the wallpaper... \NOh! And maybe I'll get a cabinet!
Now to put up the wallpaper, and place a shelf too!
There's still so much to be done!
There's still a lot to do!
Just you wait! It'll be my own utopia!
My utopia awaits!
I won't forgive you, Deer
SHALL. NOT. FORGIVE. DEER
And thus, the utopia came to an end.
Announcement: End of Utopia.
SHALL. NOT. FORGIVE. DEER
Kumagoro!
Kumagoro!
Wh-What is this? My utopia!
W-what's going on, my utopia!
The utopia I spent my life savings on\Nand four hours of my morning!
All of my money and four hours of my morning went into creating my utopia!
She woke up at 3 AM.
She woke up at 3 am.
Are you okay, Koshitan?
Are you okay, Koshi-tan?
It's dangerous there. Come over here.
It's dangerous over there. Come here.
You! Did you do this?!
It was you!
Did you do this to my utopia?!
It was definitely you!
Hm? What are you talking about?
You did this to my utopia!
It was already like this when I got here.
Wh-what are you talking about?
The room was already like this when I came.
Also, this room is dangerous.
Also, this room is dangerous.
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
Someone's trying to kill me today.
I think someone tried to kill me this morning.
Who? And why?
But who? Why?
I don't know.
I don't know.
But it's probably the same person\Nwho trashed our room.
But I think the room's state is also their doing.
I fell into a five-meter-deep pitfall\Non the way to school,
I fell into a 5-meter pit-hole on my way to school,
spears came falling out of the sky,
some spears fell from the sky,
and there were plastic bottles\Nfilled with water everywhere.
there were even bottles of water.
How are you still alive?!\NDidn't a spear stab you in the head?!
How are you still alive?
And water bottles? Not even cats are\Nscared of those anymore!
Didn't one of the spears strike your head?
And my antlers totally\Ngot stuck in the door, too!
And even cats wouldn't be afraid of a water bottles these days!
You broke it again?!
Also, my antlers got stuck in the door!
Anyway! I'm telling you,\Nthis place is dangerous!
So it was you that broke this again!
Now, calm down.
In any case, this place is dangerous!
Just think about it.\NThere's no way someone's after you.
Calm down!
You think so?
Just think about it, who would even target you?
Of course.
Really?
Let's just step outside,\Nget some fresh air and think calmly—
That's right!
Hey, how could you step\Nout of cover so carelessly?
You just need be calm, get some fresh air, and organize your thoughts!
You! Don't stick your head out carelessly!
This is a battlefield!
This is a battlefield!
Who are you?!
Who are you?
I thought I taught you that\Ncarelessness will get you killed!
Haven't you learned? A little carelessness on the battlefield can be fatal.
You never taught me a damn thing!\NI was born in the Heisei era of peace!
No I didn't!
But more importantly,\Nis someone seriously after you?
I was born in the era of peace, Heisei!
Looks like it.
Anyways, you're seriously being targeted?
Man, screw this! I'm leaving!
Seems like it…
What?! You're going to abandon\Nyour teacher and run away?!
Ugh, I'm not dealing with this. I'm going!
Shut up! Since when am I your student?
Are you abandoning your instructor and running away?
I'm done getting caught up\Nin all this annoying—
Shut up! I never agreed to be your disciple!
Koshitan, is your head all right?
I don't want to get involved in any more of this trouble…
That's not an insult.
Koshi-tan, is your head okay?
Who the hell are you?
Not an insult.
Who could it be?
Give me back my utopia!
Give me back my utopia!
Now she's pissed.
Now she's lost it.
You're going down!
I don't care if you're\N a soldier or an assassin.
Bring it on!
Bring it on!
Crap! Grenade! Get down!
You goddamn soldier or assassin or whatever… BRING IT ON!
Deer crackers?!
Oh no, a grenade!
Hey! It's a trap!
A deer cracker?
Wait, you moron! Wait, wait, wait!
Hey, that's a trap!
What, Koshitan?!
No. No. NO. You idiot! Wait, wait WAIT!
Open your eyes! It's a trap!\NIt's the trap of all traps!
What, Koshi-tan?
What kind of idiot drools\Nand walks right into a trap?!
It's obviously a trap!
- A trap...\N- Shikanoko?
A trap of traps!
Long, long ago, a deer was asked,
What kind of idiot charges into a trap while drooling?
"Why do deer eat deer crackers?"
A trap…
This is how they answered.
Shikanoko?
"Because there are\Ndeer crackers before me!"
Long ago, someone asked a certain deer,
why do deer eat deer crackers?
It supposedly answered:
Because it's there!
* George Mallory quote
Shikanoko!
Shikanoko!
I'm sorry, Koshitan.
Sorry, Koshi-tan.
But I love deer crackers\Nmore than anything in this world!
But I love deer crackers more than anything.
Yippee!
I messed up.
Well, I messed up.
That's why I said it was a trap.
I told you that this was a trap—
I couldn't reach the crackers because I lost my momentum towards the end!
I lost a little speed at the end\Nand couldn't reach the deer crackers!
That's the issue?
You're still on that?!
Hey!
Hey! You over there trying to get me!
Whoever is out to get me! I know you can hear me!
I know you can hear me!
My name is Nokotan!
My name is Nokotan! Show yourself!
If you have a problem with me, come out!
I accept this fight fair and square!
I'll beat you down fair and square!
Haven't you lost already?
Aren't you already defeated?
The deer's distant cry of defeat.
Whining like a sore 'deer' loser.
And bring me more deer crackers, please!
And, more deer crackers please!
You're asking them for favors?
Who do you think you are?
You're quite bold for a pest.
Quite the bold pest, aren't you?
I planned to exterminate you earlier
I intended to exterminate you much earlier, but my calculations were completely off.
but my calculations were all wrong.
I accept the challenge.
A fight? I'll happily accept.
I'll send you to hell.
I'll send you on your way to hell.
This girl.
This girl...
I've been through countless battles, but she captured me so easily.
I've managed to survive countless battles
You're no ordinary girl.
but she was able to capture me with ease.
Who are you?
She's on another level.
Anko?
Who the hell are you?!
Anko?
- Anko?\N- Anko?
What are you doing?
What the hell are you doing here?
Big sis!
Onee-chan!
I missed you!
I missed you so much!
Missed me? You see me at home all the time.
You missed me?\NYou see me at home every day.
I want to be with you 24 hours a day, 365 days a year.\NTogether for every minute and every second!
I want to be with you 365 days a year,\N24 hours a day, every minute and second!
Your smell is irresistible.
I can't get enough of your scent!
Hey, stop it.
Cut it out, will you?
More importantly, why aren't you at school?
And why aren't you at school?
Your face is also cute.
Even your angry face is so adorable! \NI wuv you so much!
Are you listening?
Are you even listening?
Koshi-tan, who is she?
Who's she, Koshitan?
Oh, sorry.
My bad, this is Koshi Anko.
This is Koshi Anko.
My little sister.
My little sister.
Koshi... Anko... Red bean... paste!
Koshi Anko.
You're imagining something\Ndelicious, aren't you?
Koshi An…
Don't stare at me like that, you vermin!
* Sweet bean paste
Shikanoko Noko. I cannot forgive you.
I bet you're imagining something delicious.
What's your deal with her?
Keep your disgusting eyes off of me you goddamn pest!
Wait, did you do all this?
Shikanoko Noko.
Yes. It was me.
I won't forgive you.
Why would you...
Why do you hate Shikanoko?
It's all this deer's fault! All of it!
Ah, could it be, you're behind all this?
It's her fault you changed!
That's right.
You used to come running home\Nto me after school.
I did it.
To you? That's where we live as a family.
Why would you do such a thing?
You've been coming home so late...
It's all because of that deer!
I'm always home by seven!
Because of the deer, my sister has changed.
I followed you because I was curious \Nabout why you were out so late
You always came back to me right after school.
and you were alone with\Nthat deer in your "club."
By “back to me” you mean our family home?
How obscene!
Now you return home late at night.
What's obscene is your damn way of thinking!
I'm back by 7pm.
And you left early again this morning...
I wondered what you was doing so late,
All you think about\Nis your little deer love nest!
so I followed a bit to a closet room
That comfy couch, those cute rugs?!\NIs all of that necessary for a club room?
where you taking care of the deer under the pretext of club activities.
Obscene! What were you two\N planning on doing in there?!
How indecent.
W-Well...
The indecency is in your mind!
She wanted to retort, but couldn't admit\Nthat the setup was for herself.
And today, you left the house early in the morning,
You can't answer? Does that mean...
and was engrossed in making a love nest with the deer.
You slept together?
Are those fluffy sofas
and cute rugs necessary in the clubroom?
Indecent!
What lewd things are you planning on doing here?!
W-well.
She wanted to deny it, but she couldn't say it was for selfish reasons.
You can't answer, so it must be!
Have you already slept together?
Of course not!
Of course not!
Are you mentally ill?
Are you my jealous girlfriend or what?
And what's with the kunai?!\NAre you Iga? Koga? A Hokage?
And why the kunai?
Hey, help me out here.
Are you from Iga? Kouga?
Koshitan is my girl!
Are you Hokage?
That's not helping!
Hey, you tell Anko too.
Why are you complicating things?\NThat's not what's going on here!
Koshi-tan is my woman!
I don't know if you're chunky or smooth,\Nbut I will protect Koshitan!
Why did it come to this!
You've done it now, you idiot!
Why are you going along with it?
I knew it! You took my\Nsister's virginity, didn't you?!
That's not what this is about!
See?! I knew this would happen!
I don't care if it's rough or fine, I will protect Koshi-tan!
Do you know how hard I've been\Nprotecting my sister's virginity?!
* "Rough or fine" is in reference to the type of sweet bean paste
I don't remember asking for that.
Idiot! You only going to rile her up!
I won't forgive you...
You really took my sister's virginity!
The deer that took my sister from me
See, this is what happens!
and my sister who crossed\Nthat line with a deer.
Who do you think has been protecting my sister's virginity all this time?
I haven't crossed any lines!\NNot even the Chuo Line!
I don't remember being protected by anyone!
Setting: Hino City
Unforgivable.
I belong by your side.
Both the deer who took my sister from me,
Anyone who stands in my way is my enemy.
and my sister who crossed the line with the deer.
That's why I decided to destroy it all.
Neither line nor the Chuo Main Line was crossed!
Anko...
Stage: Hino City
I thought that if I destroyed\Nthis ridiculous Deer Club of yours
My place is next to my sister.
and exterminated that vermin,\Nmy sister would come back home to me.
Anyone who gets in the way is my enemy.
So I thought I'd destroy everything.
Anko?
I thought I'd wreck this foolish Deer Club,
and eliminate the pest, so my sister would return to me.
But I've changed my mind.
But I've changed my mind.
You mentioned something\Nabout fighting fair and square, right?
Nyan!
That sounds fun. I accept.
You said we'd have a fair fight.
But if I win,
That's interesting.
you'll spend the rest of your life\Nas a deer at Nara Park.
I'll accept.
Nara?
But if I win, you'll live the rest of your life as a deer in Nara Park.
If I lose, I will accept the festering\Nrelationship you have with my sister
Nara.
and leave you alone.
Of course, if I lose,
You're gonna give people the wrong idea!
I will acknowledge your indecent relationship with my sister and gracefully withdraw.
Pull yourself together, Anko.
Stop saying things that cause misunderstandings!
This is ridiculous.\NThere's no point in fighting.
Anko, enough already.
Why? It was the deer's idea.
This is ridiculous.
That is true...
There's no point in fighting in the first place.
Why? That deer was the one who challenged me.
Well, that's true.
Fine. Let's fight.
Fine. Let's fight.
Wait, are you serious?
Wait a minute. Are you serious?
If you become a Nara Park deer,\Nwhat will happen to the club?
What's going to happen to the Deer Club if you're trapped in Nara Park?
Don't worry, Koshitan.
It's okay, Koshi-tan.
Trust me!
Believe in me!
The Deer Club has a bond\Nharder than deer crackers!
Our Deer Club is bonded by a stronger connection than deer crackers!
Shikanoko...
Shikanoko…
What are you even talking about?!
That makes absolutely no sense!
Deer crackers aren't hard! They're flaky!
Deer crackers aren't even hard! They're crumbly as hell!
I have one condition, too.
But I have one condition too.
What?
What?
If I win the fight...
If I win this fight,
Give me tons of deer crackers.
I want lots of deer crackers.
Just go to Nara already!
Just go to Nara!
The Deer Club faces its first huge crisis!
The first major crisis since the Deer Club was founded.
What will happen to the club? To Nokotan?
What will happen to the Deer Club? What will happen to Nokotan?
The battle that will decide the fate of\NDeer Club and deer crackers begins now!
The death match for the fate of deer crackers and the Deer Club begins now!
I'm deporting you to Nara Park immediately!
I'll deport you straight into Nara Park.
All the deer crackers I can eat...
All-you-can-eat deer crackers.
Can I go home now?
Can I go home?
MIYAJIMA\NO-TORII
Hinominami High School Koshi Torako Championship is about to begin
MIYAJIMA\NITSUKUSHIMA SHRINE
1st Hinominami High School\NKoshi Torako Championship
1st Hinominami High School\NChitty Chitty King of Koshi Torako Competition!!
1st Hinominami High School\NKoshi Torako Championship
The first-ever Hinominami High School Chitty\NChitty King of Koshi Torako Competition!
First, let's introduce the two contestants.
Let's introduce our competitors!
What's going on?!
What the hell is this?!
Koshi Torako's sister and extreme sis-con, Koshi Anko-chan.
Koshi Torako's little sister\Nwith a fierce sister complex,
Is there any meaning to this world if my sister and I are not together?
Koshi Anko-chan!
Hey, what is this?
Does anything in this world even\Nmatter other than me and my sister?
Deer Club member, Shikanoko Nokotan.
No, really! What is this?!
I will do my best for deer crackers.
The Deer Club's resident deer,\NShikanoko Noko-san!
Can you hear me?
I'll do it for the deer crackers!
Koshi-san, these two are fighting for you. How do you feel?
Are any of you listening to me?!
I don't understand.
How do you feel about\Nthe competitors, Koshi-san?
So you're very excited.
I... I'm so lost right now.
Can you hear my voice?
You sure sound excited!
The prize for the winner is…
Are my words reaching you at all?!
Anko-chan gets the right to deport Nokotan to Nara Park.
And today's grand prizes are...
Nokotan gets 100 years' worth of deer crackers.
For Anko-chan, the right to deport\NNokotan to Nara Park!
How did you even prepare these?
And for Nokotan,\Na 100-year supply of deer crackers!
The host will be the Deer Club advisor, Ukai.
Where did you even get all of these?
How does a teacher have so much free time?
And your host will be me, Ukai,\Nthe advisor of the Deer Club!
Well then, let's get started!
Do teachers have nothing else to do?
Isn't this set a bit too elaborate?
All right! Let's get started!
First question. What does Koshi-san do every night…
You spent way too much money on this set.
…before she goes to sleep?
Question one.\NWhat does Koshi-san do every—
The answer is, she talks to her stuffed animals in her room, kissing them goodnight.
What does Koshi-san do\Nevery night before bed?
She talks the plushies in her room\Nand gives them all a goodnight kiss.
Correct!
Correct!
Stop! What kind of question is that?!\NWhy are you violating my privacy?!
Stop it! What kind of question is this!
Is that a bad thing?
Why are you exposing my privacy?
Of course it is!
Is it not okay?
But it's making your fans\Nlove you even more!
Of course it's not okay!
- She likes plushies?\N- Adorable!
But Koshi-tan's popularity is increasing, isn't that good?
Fan for life!
Koshi-san likes stuffed animals?
Cute.
I support her!
That's not the issue here!
That's not the issue here!
Here's a photo to prove it!
By the way, here's the proof photo.
Privacy! My privacy!
Privacy! Privacy! Stop it with these questions!
Stop it with these questions!
Next, the second question.
- On to the second question!\N- You're ignoring me?!
You ignore me?
Is Koshi-san currently—
Is Koshi-san…
Tch!
Oh, this time Nokotan is quick. Your answer?
Nokotan was quicker this time! \NYour answer, please!
Is Koshi-tan braless right now?
Is Koshitan currently without a bra?
The answer is that she wears a bralette, so she is considered topless.
The answer is she's wearing\Na bra top, therefore, without a bra.
What kind of question is that?!
Again, what are these questions?!
Correct!
Correct!
Y-You can't prove that without looking!
You can't know without seeing!
Schrödinger's bra.
Schrödinger's bra.
Let's take a look at the footage!
Then, here's the proof video!
Stop! Stop! Stop! \NSeriously! Why do you have this footage?!
Stop it, stop it, stop it!
Question three!
Why do you have such footage?!
Can I go home now?!
Question three.
Koshi-san has da—
Can I just go home now?
Koshi-san has dated\Nhow many boys or girls in total?
How many Koshi-san…
The answer is zero!
How many boys or girls has Koshi-tan dated so far?
Uh, I might have dated someone!
The correct answer is zero!
She hasn't.
Hey! There was at least one!
Sorry, incorrect!
There isn't.
Koshi-san has dated\Nzero boys or girls in total,
Sorry, incorrect.
but what is the reason for this?
Koshi-san has dated zero boys or girls so far,
Please answer in sixty characters or less.
but why?
Do you really need to dig that deep?!
Explain in 30 words or less.
The answer please, Anko-chan!
What's the point in diving into this?!
Anko
Yes, Anko-chan, your answer!
Others dated as she waited for\Nher first love due to shojo manga brain rot.
While those around her deepened their relationships with close friends,
Exactly sixty characters.
she never experienced first love even in high school,
believing that her destined person would appear, like in shoujo manga.
Exactly 30 words.
Correct!
Correct!
Stop analyzing me!
Stop revealing personal details.
Her favorite manga magazine\Nis Bessatsu Friend.
Her favorite book is Bessatsu Friend.
Question four!
Fourth question.
What is Koshi-san's childhood secret?
A secret childhood episode of Koshi-san?
She wet the bed until she was ten.
She wet the bed until she was 10 years old.
Correct!
Correct!
Don't say that!
Don't say it!
What is something that Koshi-san\Nsurprisingly likes?
What Koshi-san actually likes?
- She likes kids' anime.\N- Correct!
Children's anime.
Why is that surprising? Who cares?
Correct!
Question five! What is Koshi-san's—
What do you mean “actually”? There's nothing wrong with it!
- Egg on rice!\N- Correct!
Fifth question. Koshi-san's…
How were you able to answer that?!
Egg over rice.
What's happened here?
Correct!
The contestants are locked in a tie!
How would you know the answer from just that?!
How much longer are they going to\Nviolate my privacy?
What a surprise!
Something isn't right!
So far, both are tied, not giving an inch!
Why does this freaky deer\Nknow so much about my sister?
Go! Go!
There must be something going on!
How much of my privacy are you going to expose…
I know! She's connected to the all-deer\N network, Shika Shika Network (SSN)!
This is definitely wrong!
It's collecting my sister's data, \Nsending it to the supercomputer Shikagaku
How does this deer have so much information about my sister?
to be analyzed and\Ntransmitted to her antlers!
There must be something behind this!
Now, I'll have to show you my true power!
I know! They must have collected my sister's data
You've let your guard down.\NI have plenty more traps left!
using deers from all over the country via the Shika Shika Network (SSN) and analyzed it with a supercomputer,
Doesn't this make\Nthe quiz completely pointless?
and she received the data through her antlers!
Koshitan's privacy\Nwas violated for nothing.
I'll have to use force now that it's come to this!
I'll make Shish Kebab out of you\Nbefore I send you to Nara Park!
You let your guard down! I've still got more traps left!
You can dodge them?!
Doesn't this make the quiz pointless in the end?
What is up with this deer?
It was just Koshi-tan's private life being exposed.
Take my knives like an adult!
I'll skewer you before I send you to Nara Park!
Take this! And this!
You can dodge it?!
I'm tired. No one's looking.\NMaybe I'll just leave.
What's with this deer?
You vermin!
You better get hit! Take this! Take this! Take this!
Onee-chan!
I'm tired.
I think I'm just going to go home while they're distracted.
This goddamn pest!
Sis!
Shikanoko!
Shikanoko!
Hey, Shikanoko!
Hey! Shikanoko!
Koshitan... I'm getting really sleepy...
Koshi-tan, I'm feeling very sleepy.
What are you saying?!\NStay with me, Shikanoko!
What are you saying! Pull yourself together! Shikanoko!
Open your eyes, Shikanoko! Shikanoko!
Open your eyes! Shikanoko!
Shikanoko!
Why?
Why?
Following me around,\Nmaking me join your club...
You stuck around without permission,
Getting us into this mess...
created a club without permission,
How dare you...
dragged people in without permission,
How dare you just leave me like this?!
and now you're disappearing from in front of me without permission!
Notsu!
Shikanoko, you alive!
Shikanoko, you're alive!
I-it's good you're alive, but
I'm glad you're alive, but how?
what happened, exactly?
Earlier...
It looks like…
It looks like the crackers protected me.
The deer cracker I picked up saved me.
What is this, an old movie?
Like an old movie!
Deer crackers aren't even hard,\Nthey're flaky!
Deer crackers aren't even hard! They're crumbly as hell!
Shikanoko.
Shikanoko.
Thank you for saving my sister.
Thank you for saving my sister.
This was my loss.
You win.
I was so foolishly blinded\Nby hate and anger,
I was so consumed with hatred and anger that I almost hurt my sis.
I almost hurt my own sister.
I'm a failure as a sister like this!
I've failed as a little sister!
You are the one who deserves to be by my big sis side.
You're the one who should be by her si—
That's not true!
That's not true.
That's not true!
It's not true.
Thanks to the deer cracker you, no, Koshian gave me, I was able to protect Koshi-tan.
It was you, no...
Koshian, you're a lifesaver!
Koshian, I was able to save your sister\Nthanks to the deer crackers you gave me.
I think we could become good friends, don't you think?
You saved her life!
I think we can be good friends!
Can I call you Nokotan?
Can I call you Nokotan?
Of course!
Of course!
Take care of my sister, okay, Nokotan?
Please continue to take care of my sis, Nokotan!
Leave it to me, Koshian.
Leave it to me, Koshian!
Nokotan! Koshian!
Nokotan! Koshian! Nokotan! Koshian!
How lovely!
You did it, both of you!
In the end, Koshitan still had no idea\Nwhat was going on.
In the end, Koshi never understood the storyline from start to finish.
Starting tomorrow,\NI'm going to wear a bra every day.
Anyway, from tomorrow, I will starting wearing bras.
The next day
Wearing white today, eh.
It's white today!
X-ray vision?!
X-ray vision?!