Re:Zero S3E01 - SubsPlease vs Chihiro

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Hell yeah! Cleared it!
Hell yeah! Cleared it!
Subaru.
Subaru.
Well fought, I suppose.
Good work, I suppose.
Oh, perfect! Thanks!
Oh, perfect! Thanks!
It's a little chilled, even! I feel alive again!
It even feels like it's been chilled! I feel alive again!
You can thank Petra personally for that.
You can thank Petra for that.
It would make her leap with delight, I suppose.
It would make her jump for joy, I suppose.
It's already been a year since we entered into our contract, huh?
It's already been a year since we entered into our contract, huh?
Time sure flies.
Time sure does fly.
And my Beako is as cute as ever today.
But my Beako is as adorable as ever today.
I'm getting all emotional.
It's so moving.
But of course Betty is adorable!
Me being adorable is a given!
I've gotten a lot stronger over the past year, too.
I've really gotten a lot stronger over the past year, too.
Hee-hee, I suppose!
Hee-hee, I suppose!
You really got me! That was a funny joke, I suppose!
You really got me! That was a funny joke, I suppose!
I didn't mean it as a joke, actually!
I wasn't trying to make a joke, though!
Just look at this secret training facility!
Just check out this covert training facility!
It's packed with tough attractions that would make most adults throw in the towel,
It's packed with brutal obstacles that would make most adults throw in the towel,
and I can get through them all flawlessly now!
but I've gotten to the point where I can clear them perfectly now!
You're definitely exaggerating.
That's definitely an exaggeration.
You and Garfiel are the only ones who call it a "secret training facility," I suppose.
You and Garfiel are pretty much the only ones who call it a "covert training facility," I suppose.
I'll get you for that!
Eek!
Eek!
Now you've said it!
This is spirit abuse, I suppose!
This is spirit abuse, I suppose!
You are an absolutely heinous contractor!
You are an abhorrent contract holder!
Subaru-sama! Beatrice-chan!
Subaru! Beatrice!
There's a visitor at the mansion!
There's a visitor at the mansion!
Big Sister Emilia said she wants you both there.
Miss Emilia said she wants you both there.
An unexpected visitor...
An unexpected visitor.
An adorable Emilia-tan asking for me...
And the adorable Emilia-tan asking for me.
I smell an incident! Don't you?
I smell trouble brewing.
More like another big headache, I suppose.
More like another big headache, I suppose.
Hey, Bro! It's you!
Hey, Bro! It's you!
How've you been?!
How you been?!
Mimi!
Mimi!
It's been ages! How've you been?
It's been ages! How've you been?
Super great!
Super great!
I also got taller! I'm a grown-up woman now!
I also got taller! I'm a grown-up woman now!
No one who takes a flying leap onto my head the moment they see me is a grown-up!
No one who leaps onto my head the moment they see me gets to call themselves a grown-up!
But anyway, thanks for coming so far out here.
But anyway, thanks for making the trip all the way out here.
Incidentally, if you're here, then...
Incidentally, if you're here, that means...
Hey, Bro,
Hey Bro,
you don't need to worry.
you don' need to worry.
Julius isn't with me today.
Julius didn't come today.
So you're finally here, Barusu.
I see you've finally arrived, Barusu.
It took you long enough.
It took you long enough.
What a pervert.
You perv.
You're the pervert if you think this scene is anything but heartwarming!
You're the pervert if you find this anything but wholesome!
Hah.
Hah.
You should stop deciding what things are based on your own personal opinions.
You should stop declaring what anything is or isn't based on your own personal opinions.
I suggest you remember this, Barusu.
I suggest you remember this, Barusu.
In my evaluation, my personal opinion rules.
My evaluation is based on my own personal opinions.
You seem to have conflicting views about personal opinion!
The first half of your argument doesn't exactly line up with the second!
Hey, what took ya so long, Boss?
Hey, what took ya so long, Boss?
Get in here already.
Get in here already.
Otto-nii and Emilia-sama ain't much of a welcoming party.
Otto and Lady Emilia's attempts at welcoming our guest
They're more like a comedy duo in here.
is turning into a comedy routine.
That sounds like something I'd want to watch for a while.
I think I'd rather stay here and watch the show for a while.
Stop being stupid and get in there.
Stop blathering out nonsense and get in there.
And this is him?
And this is him?
Yes, that's right.
Yes, that's right.
Sorry to keep you waiting.
My apologies for the wait.
This is my knight, Natsuki Subaru.
This is my knight, Natsuki Subaru.
"This is my knight."
"This is my knight."
Is something the matter?
Is something the matter?
I went on a little trip there.
I went on a little trip there.
I'm very sorry about that.
I'm terribly sorry about that.
I am, per Emilia-sama's introduction,
I am, per Lady Emilia's introduction,
her knight, Natsuki Subaru.
her knight, Natsuki Subaru.
Thank you for your courtesy.
Your courtesy is appreciated.
I'm—
I'm—
I have come here as a messenger for Anastasia Hoshin-sama.
I am here as a messenger for Lady Anastasia Hoshin.
My name is Joshua Euclius.
My name is Joshua Juukulius.
Euclius?
Juukulius?
Oh, I guess that surprised you, too!
Oh, I guess you weren't expecting that either!
That's right!
That's right!
Joshua is Julius's younger brother!
Joshua is Julius' younger brother!
Huh?!
Huh?!
Natsuki-dono, yes?
Sir Natsuki, yes?
My brother has spoken of you.
My brother has spoken of you.
I have heard all sorts of rumors, as well.
There are also other rumors going around, as well.
Oh, okay. You're Julius's kid brother.
Oh, I see. You're Julius' little brother.
You do have that same nast— I mean, sharp look in your eyes,
Now that you mention it, you do have that same nast—I mean, sharp look in your eyes,
and the same cynic—I mean, refined curve to your lips,
and the same cynic—I mean, refined curve to your lips,
and the same devi— I mean, lovely hair color.
and the same demoni— I mean, vibrant hair color.
Could you just stop talking? It's obvious you're forcing it.
You know you can just not talk, right? It's obvious you're forcing it.
Anyway, sorry I kept you waiting.
Anyway, sorry to keep you waiting.
Keep talking.
Back to the discussion.
W-Wait just a moment! Who is that young girl?
W-Wait just a moment! Who's that young girl?
Is there a problem with Betty, I suppose?
Is there a problem with me being here, I suppose?
That's Beako.
That's Beako.
She's Sis and Bro's baby.
She's Sis and Bro's kid!
What?!
What?!
That's right! This is Emilia-tan's and I's adorable baby, Beatrice—
That's right! This is Emilia-tan and I's adorable baby, Beatrice—
She is not! Stop scaring poor Joshua!
You know that's not true! Stop scaring poor Joshua!
I know I've kissed you before,
I know we've kissed before,
but kissing doesn't make a baby!
but kissing can't make a baby!
I studied up on that!
I looked it up!
Er, sorry, Emilia-tan.
Er, sorry, Emilia-tan.
I feel like you're going to expose some wild truths while you're being so frank.
It feels really embarrassing, like I'm about to be caught up in a huge scandal.
Please stop, okay? I was wrong!
Please stop, okay? I was in the wrong!
Um...
Um...
So just what is the purpose of the young lady Beatrice's presence?
So what actually is the purpose of the young lady Beatrice's presence?
Beatrice is a great spirit that I have a contract with.
Beatrice is the adorable great spirit who I have a contract with.
A great spirit?
A great spirit?
Yo, visitor.
Yo, visitor.
You got some kinda problem with my boss bringin' a spirit in here?
You got a problem with my boss bringin' a spirit in here?
No, I had heard the rumors.
No, I had heard the rumors.
I was just surprised to learn that he truly is a spirit knight.
I was just surprised to learn that he really is a spirit knight.
As I believe you know, my brother is also a spirit knight—
As I believe you know, my brother is also a spirit knight.
the top spirit knight in the whole country!
He's the top spirit knight in the whole country, in fact!
Yeah, of course I know that.
Yeah, I'm well aware.
He's done a lot... to...
He's done a lot to...
A lot... to... help us out...
A lot to... help us out...
You're really so against admitting that he's helped you?!
Are you really that dead set on not admitting he's helped you out?!
Betty is aware that there are other knight-and-spirit pairs besides us.
I'm aware that there are other knight-and-spirit pairs besides us.
I've heard that he is quite a promising one, I suppose.
I've heard that he is quite a promising one, I suppose.
But of course! My brother is an amazing man!
But of course! My brother is an incredible man!
At the mere age of 22, he's the star of the Imperial Knights,
At the mere age of 22, he's the star of the Kingdom Knights,
as well as the Royal Guard's second-in-command!
as well as second-in-command of the Royal Guard!
He may be currently separated from his role,
He may be away from his duties for now but,
but once Anastasia-sama assumes the throne,
once Lady Anastasia assumes the throne,
he is guaranteed to become captain!
he is guaranteed to be Commander in no time!
Even the current Master Swordsman, Reinhard,
Even the current Sword Saint, Reinhard,
can't hold a candle to my brother's knightly ways!
can't hold a candle to my brother's knightly ways!
My brother is, indeed, a true knight!
Yes, my brother is a true knight, indeed!
R-Right.
R-Right.
I'm officially turned off.
I'm completely put off.
You really love your big brother Julius, don't you?
You really do love your big brother Julius, don't you?
I-I apologize. I lose all restraint when it comes to my family.
I-I apologize. I just don't know how to hold back when it comes to my family.
Whatever. Just get to the damn point already.
Whatever. Just get to the damn point already.
They say baumbehm tastes better the longer it ages, but there's a limit, y'know?
They say baumbehm tastes better the longer it ages, but there's a limit, y'know?
Baumbehm?!
Baumbehm?!
I love baumbehm! It's yummy!
I love baumbehm! It's yummy!
Wanna eat some together?
Wanna go get some?
S-Sure...
S-Sure...
Okay! It's a promise!
Okay! It's a promise!
Many pardons.
If you'll allow me,
I will now deliver the message my master, Anastasia Hoshin-sama,
I will now deliver the message my master, Lady Anastasia Hoshin,
has sent for Emilia-sama.
has sent for Lady Emilia.
Anastasia-sama would like to invite Emilia-sama to the Watergate City of Priestella.
Lady Anastasia would like to invite Lady Emilia to the Watergate City of Priestella.
The Watergate City of Priestella?
The Watergate City of Priestella?
What business does she have with her, exactly?
What business does she have with her, exactly?
This is an invitation to a party.
It seems to be an invitation to a party.
Anastasia-sama says that, out of the goodness of her heart,
Lady Anastasia says that, out of the goodness of her heart,
she has found what Emilia-sama seeks.
she has found what Lady Emilia seeks.
What I... seek?
What I seek?
Yes.
Yes.
It seems a merchant in Priestella has the magic crystal you desire.
It appears that a merchant in Priestella has the magic crystal you desire.
Magic crystal?
Magic crystal?
Yes.
Yes.
You are in search of a catalyst for recalling a great spirit, are you not?
You are in search of a catalyst for recalling the great spirit, are you not?
Bye, Garf!
Bye, Garf!
I'll be waiting in Pri-Pri!
I'll be waiting in Pri-Pri!
You better come!
You better show!
Looks like she's really taken to you, Garfiel.
It looks like she's really taken a liking to you, Garfiel.
Not like I'm happy 'bout that!
You say that like it's a good thing!
But you don't seem particularly upset about it.
And yet you don't seem particularly bothered by it.
Yeah? Like hell I'm not!
Like hell I'm not!
You just can't be honest, can you?
You just can't be honest, huh?
I am being honest!
I am being honest!
Frankly, I'm a little afraid to end up owing a debt to Anastasia-san.
To be honest, I'm a little afraid to end up owing Anastasia a debt, but...
What kind of city is Priestella, anyway?
What kind of city is Priestella, anyway?
Is it famous?
Is it well known?
Priestella is one of the five biggest cities in Lugunica.
Priestella is one of the five biggest cities in Lugunica.
It's right on the border with the city-state of Kararagi.
It's right on the border of the Kararagi City-States.
There are canals running throughout the city,
There are canals running throughout,
and it's supposed to be really beautiful.
and they say it's a truly beautiful city.
Oh, so it's a city on the water, huh?
Oh, so it's a city on water, huh?
In terms of the world I know, I guess it's like Venice.
It sounds like it's similar to Venice?
I don't know what "Venice" is,
I'm not familiar with this "Venice",
but Priestella isn't a city on the water. It's the Watergate City.
but Priestella isn't a city on water. It's the Watergate City.
Watergate City?
Watergate City?
Yes. It's in the middle of a lake,
Right. It's in the middle of a lake,
and when it rains, the whole city ends up underwater.
and when it rains, the whole city floods.
So the city is surrounded by tall walls,
That's why they surrounded the city with tall walls,
and there are several watergates that control the water level.
and set up several floodgates to control the water level.
That changes my image of it from a water capital to a water prison.
Suddenly, I'm imagining less of a water city and more of a water prison.
What do you think she wants to bring you there for?
I wonder why she's inviting us to such a place.
Is it wrong to believe that maybe she was just being nice?
Am I wrong for wanting to believe that she's just trying to do a good deed?
I hate to say it, but all the royal selection candidates have their peculiarities.
Unfortunately, the royal selection candidates all have their quirks.
Right...
Right...
But...
But...
I have so many things I want to tell Puck, and lots of questions, too.
I have so many things I want to tell Puck. So many questions, as well.
So...
That's why...
You'd better get your butt back here soon, cat spirit!
You'd better get your butt back here soon, cat spirit!
I've got a hell of a lot of grudges to take out on you, too.
I've got some things I need to unload on you too.
I'm sorry I have to leave the mansion at such an important time.
I'm sorry I have to leave the mansion at such a critical time.
Oh, not at all.
Oh, not at all.
I have every intention of honoring your will, Emilia-sama.
I have every intention of honoring your will, Lady Emilia.
Even if this is a terribly busy time,
Even if this is a terribly hectic time,
with the assembly of the western nobles and all.
with the assembly of the western nobles and all.
Truly, Master, you show no signs of remorse whatsoever.
Truly, Master, you show no shred of remorse whatsoever.
My, how harsh of you, Frederica.
My, how harsh of you, Frederica.
But of course.
But of course.
Frankly, it worries me a bit to send you and Subaru-kun there alone,
Frankly, I'm a bit hesitant to send you and Subaru there alone,
but if Garfiel and Otto-kun are with you, you should be fine.
but if Garfiel and Otto are with you, you should be fine.
I don't need to worry about Otto-kun making any silly mistakes in negotiations,
I can trust Otto to competently handle negotiations,
and in the worst case, Garfiel can destroy anything to help you all flee.
and if worse comes to worst, Garfiel can demolish a path for you to escape.
That seems like it'd cause major problems in itself!
That seems like it'd cause major problems in itself!
I'll do my very best, I promise!
I promise I'll give it my all!
You have nothing to worry about, Emilia-tan.
You have nothing to fear, Emilia-tan.
Whether we're up against Anastasia-san or Julius,
It doesn't matter whether we're up against Anastasia or Julius,
when it comes to throwing up smokescreens in a conversation, I'm first-rate!
when it comes to throwing up smokescreens in a conversation, I'm first-rate!
I'm not sure that's something to brag about.
Geez, I don't think that's something you should be bragging about.
So is it safe to assume that Ram will be staying behind at the mansion?
So there'll be no problems with Ram staying behind at the mansion?
Yes, as you wish, Roswaal-sama.
Yes, as you wish, Lord Roswaal.
Sounds like everything's decided.
Sounds like everything's decided.
I'll be counting on you, Beatrice, to watch over the four of them.
Well then, I'll leave it to you, Beatrice, to watch over the four of them.
Mew?!
Mew?!
I don't need you to tell me that, I suppose!
I don't need you to tell me that, I suppose!
Y'know what?!
Y'know what?!
Despite how I might look, I'm thinkin' about all o' you guys!
I know how it looks but, I'm thinkin' about all o' you guys!
You're basically an internal affairs officer at this point, huh?
You're basically an internal affairs officer at this point, huh?
Why're you lookin' at me with such pity?
Why're you lookin' at me with such pity?
Hey, relax, Otto-nii.
Hey, relax, Otto.
Boss ain't the type to tease people too much.
You too boss. Don't tease him too much!
He settled on ten Ottos a day before, remember?
We agreed on ten Ottos a day before, remember?
What's "ten Ottos a day" s'posed ta mean?!
What's "ten Ottos a day" s'posed ta mean?!
I'm coming in.
Beg your pardon.
Rem...
Rem...
Looks like I won't be able to see you for a while.
Looks like I won't be able to see you for a while.
But I've got lots of things to tell you today.
But we've got a lot to catch up on after today.
An uninvited guest brought us a huge new problem to deal with, y'know...
An uninvited guest threw something huge on our lap for us to deal with, y'know...
Before we see Anastasia-sama,
Before we see Lady Anastasia,
let me tell you all about where the royal selection currently stands.
let me get you up to date on where the royal selection currently stands.
Right.
Right.
At first,
At first,
Duchess Crusch Kursten and Anastasia Hoshin-sama
Duchess Crusch Kursten and Lady Anastasia Hoshin
were seen as the top pick and leading rival.
were seen as the top candidate and leading rival.
The other three, including Emilia-sama...
The other three, including Lady Emilia...
If I may be blunt,
To put it bluntly,
most thought you were just there to balance the numbers.
most thought you were just there to pad out the numbers.
Yes, I think that's undeniable.
Yes, it's hard to argue.
But over this past year, at the very least,
But at the very least, over this past year,
opinions of you on the street have changed.
there's been an undeniable uptick in your public perception.
Your achievements in working with two powerful forces
Your achievements in working with two powerful forces
to take out the White Whale and a Sin Archbishop played a big role in that.
to take out the White Whale and a Sin Archbishop played a big role in that.
The other two number-balancing candidates, especially Priscilla,
The other two filler candidates, the Priscilla faction in particular,
have made striking progress, as well.
have made striking progress, as well.
After she inherited her late husband's territory,
After inheriting her late husband's territory,
influential people who were concerned about the state of affairs surrounding her
she swiftly won over the influential figures in the region,
very quickly joined her side.
who were quick to join her, amidst political turmoil.
And given her beauty and temperament that allow her to manipulate folks so easily,
Her charm and beauty allows her to easily curry favor with the people.
she is now revered as the "Sun Princess" and gains momentum by the day.
She is now revered as the "Sun Princess" and her momentum only grows by the day.
And Felt's only strength early on was her knight,
At first, the only strength Felt's faction had was her knight,
the Master Swordsman, Reinhard von Astrea.
the Sword Saint, Reinhard van Astrea.
But the ones she set her sights on
However, she set her sights on
were people who had considerable talents, but troubled personalities,
people of considerable talents, but boorish personalities,
and those who already bore wounds.
and those who already bore scars.
She proactively brought them to her side,
She proactively brought them to her side,
and with her flexible ideas and perspectives,
and with flexible ideas and perspectives,
she initiated massive reforms in the domain.
initiated massive reforms in her territory.
So during the past year, no pieces have fallen off the board.
Therefore during the past year, no pieces have fallen off the board.
Except...
Except...
Since Duchess Crusch Kursten lost her memories
Since Duchess Crusch Kursten lost her memories
in the battle against the Witch's Cult,
in the battle against the Witch's Cult,
her outlook is not favorable.
her outlook has diminished considerably.
Meanwhile, Anastasia is the only candidate who hasn't lost any momentum,
Meanwhile, Anastasia is the only candidate who hasn't lost any momentum,
neither before nor after the royal selection began.
neither before nor after the start of the royal selection.
Anastasia-san has a big business called the Hoshin Company backing her, right?
Anastasia has the backing of a big business called the Hoshin Company, right?
Yes.
Correct.
Their weapon is their wealth.
Their wealth is their greatest weapon.
Striking with their financial might is their best move.
Striking with their financial might may be their strongest play.
So this invitation from Anastasia,
So this invitation from Anastasia,
and on top of that, the likelihood of becoming indebted to her...
and on top of that, the likelihood of incurring a debt to her...
Do you see just how much this is making my stomach hurt now?
Do you see why this is twisting my stomach in knots now?
I finally have a good idea now.
I feel like I understand the situation now.
I apologize for my willful actions.
I apologize for my willful actions.
As long as you understand, it's all right.
If you understand, then that's enough for now.
And there's no need to worry about all these things alone.
And there's no need to carry this burden alone.
It's just like this dragon-drawn carriage.
It's just like this dragon-drawn carriage.
Like the dragon-drawn carriage? How?
Like the carriage in what way?
Natsuki-san is the one holding the reins right now.
Natsuki's the one holding the reins right now.
Beatrice-chan is watching him to make sure he doesn't neglect his duty.
Beatrice is right there watching him to make sure he doesn't slack off.
Garfiel is keeping an eye on our surroundings.
Garfiel is keeping an eye on our surroundings.
I'm the one who came up with the carriage's itinerary.
I'm the one who came up with the carriage's itinerary.
And you talk to all of us, telling us we're doing a good job,
And you're telling us all we're doing great,
as we laboriously make our way to Priestella.
as we laboriously make our way to Priestella.
The way you said that sounded a lot like Subaru.
That sounded a lot like something Subaru would say.
What?! Really?!
What?! Really?!
I don't like that...
I didn't want to hear that...
Hey, Otto, what's up? No fair!
Hey, Otto, what's up? No fair!
What're you getting so hyped up about with my Emilia-tan?
What're you getting my Emilia-tan so fired up about?!
Beako, take the reins for a minute!
Beako, take the reins for a minute!
Wait! I can't!
Wait! I can't!
Stop it, I suppose! Subaru! Subaru!
Stop it, I suppose! Subaru! Subaru!
Yo, Boss! What're ya doin'?!
Yo, Boss! What'cha ya doin'?!
Ya sure that's a good idea?!
Subaru! Wait!
Subaru! Wait!
Subaru!
Ya sure you got this?!

S-Subaru!
They're awfully strict about just letting people enter and leave.
They're awfully strict about who gets in or out.
This is feeling more and more like a water prison.
This really is starting to feel more like a water prison now.
Wow...
Wow.
Damn, this really is a hell of a view.
You're right, this really is a hell of a view.
Priestella is a city that was built on top of a lake
Originally, Priestella was a city that was built on top of a lake
using 400-year-old technology.
using technology from 400 years ago.
Its construction is strange,
Its construction is unusual,
but considering that the city itself was meant to be a trap,
but considering that the city itself was designed to be a trap,
it makes sense that they built it so the water
it makes sense that they built it so the water
would easily collect in the center, I suppose.
would easily collect in the center, I suppose.
The city itself was a trap?
The city itself was a trap?
That sounds so insidious...
That sounds so insidious.
Were they trying to trap mabeasts or what?
Were they trying to trap demon beasts or something?
No one knows.
No one knows.
There are no records explaining what the trap was for, I suppose.
There are no records explaining the trap's intended purpose, I suppose.
Man, this place is seriously a maze, though.
Man, this place is seriously like a maze, though.
The city was built around the canals,
It seems like the city was built around the canals,
so the parts on land ended up very complicated.
so the parts on land ended up super intricate.
Dragon-drawn boats are more common than dragon-drawn carriages here.
Dragon-drawn boats are more common than dragon-drawn carriages here.
"Wings on the Water."
"Feather Robe of Water."
What a strangely-shaped building.
What an oddly shaped building.
This is our lodging? It looks more like a traditional Japanese inn.
This is our inn? It looks more like a traditional Japanese Ryokan!
Y'all sure seem surprised.
You all look wicked shocked.
Makes me glad I chose this place for ya.
Guess I picked the right spot for ya.
Anastasia-san.
Anastasia.
Hiya. Welcome to Priestella.
Heya. Welcome to Priestella.
Thanks for comin'.
Thanks for comin'.
Good to see you again, Julius.
Good to see you again, Julius.
Lovely to see you as well, Emilia-sama.
And you as well, Lady Emilia.
It's been a long time since I last saw you.
It's been too long since I last saw you.
Wouldn't you agree the view is magnificent, Natsuki Subaru-dono?
Don't you agree, Sir Natsuki Subaru?
Subaru-dono, my ass.
Sir Subaru, my ass.
I see right through you.
I see right through you.
So you may say, but you hold a position worthy of the honorific now.
So you may say, but you hold a position worthy of the title now.
I only treated you with the appropriate respect.
It's merely the respect you deserve.
Yeah, like hell!
Don't "the respect you deserve" me, buddy!
You're creeping me out! Can the sarcasm!
I'm cringing! Enough sarcasm!
I see.
I see.
Your status may have changed,
Your status may have changed,
but it seems to have had little effect on your disposition.
but it seems to have had little effect on your character.
Uh, everyone... It's all well and good to rekindle old friendships, but...
Uh, everyone. Rekindling old friendships is nice and all, but...
You are...
You're...
I'm—
I'm—
Please accept my most sincere apologies.
Please accept my sincerest apologies.
I had no idea such a high-ranking great spirit as yourself was accompanying them.
I had no idea such a high-ranking great spirit as yourself was accompanying them.
I'll introduce you to him, okay?
I'll introduce you, okay?
This is Beatrice, the loli—I mean, spirit that I'm contracted with.
This is the loli—I mean, spirit Beatrice that I'm contracted with.
As Subaru's partner, it is only natural that Betty is here with him, I suppose.
As Subaru's partner, it is only natural that I'm here with him, I suppose.
I am of an entirely different status, rank, and cuteness than the ordinary spirits you keep around.
The unnamed spirits you carry are incomparable to me in terms of class, realm, or cuteness.
And bearing that firmly in mind...
And bearing that firmly in mind...
Might I request some delicious tea and pastries, I suppose?
you will now offer delicious tea and snacks, I suppose.
Don't abandon your dignity right at the end!
Don't let your dignity slip at the last second!
Garf! You're here!
Garf! You're here!
Why didn't Milady tell me?!
Why did Milady keep it a secret from me?!
Let's go explore the inn!
Let's go explore the inn!
I'll show you around!
I'll guide you around!
Hey, hang on! I'm not done talkin' yet!
Hey, hang on! I ain't done talkin' yet!
Damn, you're strong!
Damn, you're strong!
Let's go! Right now!
C'mon! Let's go!
Guess we should go, too.
Guess we should get going too.
What're you stiffening up for?
What's up with you?
Oh, it doesn't matter.
Oh, it's nothing.
It doesn't matter...
It's nothing...
This place feels so strange.
This place has such a different atmosphere.
We're sitting on the floor,
We're sitting on the floor,
and we even took off our shoes.
and we even took off our shoes.
I bet there are no bedrooms or beds, just futons to lay on the floor.
I'd bet there are no bedrooms or beds either. Just futons to lay on the floor.
I wonder if we're expected to wear yukata indoors, too.
I wonder if we're expected to wear yukata indoors, too.
Subaru, you really seem to know a lot about this place.
Subaru, you really seem to know a lot about this place.
You sure do.
He sure does.
Where did ya study up so much on Kararagi's style?
Where'd ya learn so much about Kararagi's style?
Kararagi's style? You mean this inn?
Kararagi's style? You mean the inn?
Yep. This sort of Wafuu architecture is traditional in Kararagi.
Yeah. This traditional Japanese architecture came from Kararagi.
Wafuu architecture?
Japanese architecture?
I can't get over how familiar that sounds...
Now there are words I just can't ignore.
Priestella was built by Hoshin, one of the great men who founded Kararagi.
Priestella was built by Hoshin, one of the great men who founded Kararagi.
Hoshin?
Hoshin?
Also known as Hoshin of the Wilderness.
Also known as Hoshin of the Wilderness.
Ever since he lived 400 years ago,
Ever since his time 400 years ago,
he's been known for his innovative creativity and advanced ideas.
he's been renown for his innovative ideas and forward-thinking vision.
Hoshin of the Wilderness...
Hoshin of the Wilderness...
He was probably summoned from another world,
He was probably summoned from another world,
specifically Japan, just like me.
specifically Japan, just like me.
Anastasia-sama, the preparations are complete.
Lady Anastasia, the preparations are complete.
Thanks, Joshua.
Thanks, Joshua.
Now, shall we get to the topic you've all been waitin' for?
Now, shall we get to the topic you've all been waitin' for?
The magic crystal you're lookin' for
The magic crystal ya lookin' for
is in the hands of the heir to the biggest trade company in this city.
is in the hands of the next successah to the biggest trade company in this city.
Joshua has arranged a dragon-drawn boat to take y'all to the Muse Company.
Joshua has prepeahd a dragon-drawn boat to take you to the Muse Company.
The heir to the Muse Company?
The heir to the Muse Company?
Yep. He's a gifted businessman himself,
Yep. He's a wicked good businessman himself,
but in this city, he's known by another name.
but in this city, he's known by another name.
Another name?
Another name?
Yep. The Man Whose Heart Was Stolen by the Songstress.
Yeah. The Man Whose Heart Was Stolen by the Songstress.
In other words...
In othah words...
The Songstress Maniac.
The Songstress Maniac.
I've never ridden a boat over water before!
I've never ridden a boat on the water before!
I'm kind of excited!
I'm starting to get excited!
The Songstress Maniac? He's gotta be a weirdo.
The Songstress Maniac? There's gotta be something wrong with him.
Huh?
Huh?
Is that canal flowing in a different direction?
Is that canal flowing in a different direction?
Are you surprised?
Are you surprised?
I actually know this one.
I actually know this one.
Look there.
Look over there.
That's the control tower that controls the flow of all the water in the city.
That's the control tower which directs the flow of all the water in the city.
The tower overall is a metia of very complex construction.
The entire tower is a metia with a very complex mechanism.
It uses water magic stones to control the water flow.
It uses water magic stones to control the water flow.
Incidentally, getting the water dirty here is severely penalized,
Incidentally, polluting the water here is severely penalized,
so please be careful.
so do be careful.
Especially Garfiel, the one who's been staring at the water looking terrified this whole time.
Especially Garfiel, who's been staring at the water looking terrified this whole time.
It ain't like I'm scared of water or anything!
It ain't like I'm scared of water or anything!
I just don't wanna turn out like a wet cat, that's all!
I just don't wanna end up lookin' like a wet cat!
Then could you loosen up your death grip on my cloak?
Then could you loosen up your death grip on my cloak?
It sounds like it's going to rip.
It sounds like it's about to rip.
Good grief. You're all getting too carried away.
Good grief. You're all getting too carried away.
You should learn from the much more ladylike Betty's exampl—
You should learn from my much more ladylike exampl—
Subaru?
Subaru?
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
What did you just say, I suppose?
What was that, I suppose?
Uh-oh...
Uh-oh...
I think I'm gonna puke...
I think I'm gonna puke...
The nightmare from when I rode the ferry
The nightmare from elementary school when I rode the ferry
on our school trip to the ocean just came back to me.
during the class trip to the ocean just came back to me.
Shit, the world is swaying...
Shit, the world is spinning...
It's still swaying even now...
It's still going.
Just keep still and get a little more fresh air, I suppose.
Just stay calm and enjoy the breeze for a while longer, I suppose.
Leave the Songstress Maniac to those three.
Leave the Songstress Maniac to the others.
Hang on!
Hang on!
Did they know about my seasickness and use it to separate me from Emilia-tan?!
Did you know about my seasickness and use it to separate me from Emilia-tan?!
She won't suffer one bit from the absence of your bungling self, I suppose.
She'll manage just fine without carrying your dead weight, I suppose.
Oh, damn it!
Oh, damn it!
I'm still a little unsteady, but this is manageable.
I'm still a little dizzy, but I'll manage.
As long as I'm holding your hand, the heartwarming power cancels it out.
As long as I'm holding your hand, the heartwarming effect cancels it out.
What a smooth talker.
You sure know how to talk to a lady.
But if anything happens, Betty will handle it, I suppose.
But if anything happens, I'll handle it, I suppose.
Cool! I'm counting on you!
Great! I'm counting on you!
Now, let's get back to them before Emilia misses me and starts bawling!
Now, let's get back to them before Emilia gets all lonely and starts crying!
So...
So...
The Muse Company...
The Muse Company...
Is this the right way to get there by land?
Is this the right way to get there on foot?
Yes, it should be.
Yes, it should be.
Didn't we pass by here before, though?
Didn't we pass by here before, though?
You're not...
You're not...
lost, are you?
lost, are you?
N-No, I am not lost, I suppose!
N-No, I am not lost, I suppose!
But if you're worried, we could ask someone for directions, just in case.
But if you're worried, we could ask someone for directions, just to be sure.
Yeah, yeah. You're adorable.
Yeah, yeah. You're adorable.
There's no one around at all, though...
There's no one here to ask, though...
I wander with no destination
I wander with no destination
Wow...
Wow...
No money, no future
No money, no future
No dreams, even
No dreams either
All I have is my pride
All I have is my vanity
Hang on...
Hang on...
What the hell? These lyrics are actually terrible!
What the hell? These lyrics are actually awful!
I'm just a pathetic person
I'm just a pathetic person
Eh?
Huh?
Oh, crap! I killed the mood!
Oh, crap! I didn't read the room!
You idiot! Where is your tact, I suppose?!
You idiot! How unrefined, I suppose?!
You ruined it!
You've completely ruined it!
Keep your complaining to yourself!
Keep your complaints to yourself!
What's your problem?!
What's your problem?!
Don't interrupt!
Don't interrupt!
Dumbass!
Dumbass!
Boy, that sucked.
Well that was horrific.
It's been a year since I accepted my impending death like that.
I haven't stared death in the face like that in over a year.
Don't blame me.
Don't blame me.
I'm not using healing magic on you, I suppose.
I'm not using healing magic on you, I suppose.
Ask Emilia to do it.
Ask Emilia to do it.
But you always get grumpy when I ask Emilia-tan to heal me.
But you always get upset when I ask Emilia-tan to heal me.
Oh, uh, sorry. I didn't mean to interrupt your—
Oh, uh, sorry. I wasn't trying to interrupt your—
A song has come to me!
Such inspiration!
Eh?
Eh?
Here's my new song, "Doo Wah Wah: Age Differences in Love"!
Here's my new song, "Doo Wah Wah: The Age Gap in Love"!
You know, I see it and feel it
You know, I see it and feel it
The age difference in our love
The age difference in our love
Everyone says it's weird,
Everyone says it's weird,
But that doesn't bother me
But that doesn't bother me
Hey, wait up, please
Hey, wait up, please
Wait just a little longer, just a little longer
Wait just a little longer,
A little longer
Just a little longer
Just a little longer
If I stand up straight, I can reach you
If I stand up straight, I can almost reach you
The distance between us in our love
The distance between us in our love
Love's distance that melts so sweetly
Love's distance that melts so sweetly
Love's distance, growing smaller and smaller
Love's distance, growing smaller and smaller
Becoming a love that burns silently
Silently igniting into a burning love
In time, the stork will visit us
Before long, the stork will pay a visit
And bring us a child
And deliver a child
The future is bright in our love story
The future is bright in our love story!
Huh?!
Huh?!
Wait! Wait a minute, I suppose!
Wait! Wait just a minute, I suppose!
Why did you suddenly jump in on her song?!
Why did you suddenly turn that into a duet?!
And it was weird of you to just accept it so naturally, I suppose!
And there's something strange about the way you just went with it, I suppose!
C'mon, what're you talking about, Beako?
C'mon, what're you talking about, Beako?
Songs transcend national borders.
Music transcends all barriers, you know?
What a nice story!
What a lovely sentiment!
Liliana here is trembling with emotion!
You've shaken this Liliana the core!
Not actually trembling, though.
Well... maybe not that moved, but still.
It feels like I'm the one in the wrong, and I won't accept it!
I don't like how it feels like I'm the one in the wrong here!
Oops! I haven't introduced myself!
Oops! I haven't introduced myself!
I'm a bard making a living with only this lyulyre and my voice.
I'm a bard making a living with only my voice and my trusty Lyulyre.
My name is Liliana.
My name is Liliana.
It's a pleasure to meet y—
It's a pleasure to meet y—
She bit her tongue, I suppose.
She bit her tongue, I suppose.
Tho thorry.
Thorry.
I bith my thung thuper hard.
I bith my thung thuper hard.
Could it be that she...
Could it be that she's...
Hey, by any chance, are you the "Songstress" who's so famous around here?
Hey, by any chance, are you the "Songstress" who everyone's talking about around here?
Um, um, it's a little embarrassing to be called that, but... yes.
Um, um, the name is a little embarrassing, but... yes.
Then you know about the guy from the Muse Company they call the "Songstress Maniac," right?
Then you must know about the Songstress Maniac of the Muse Company, right?
I don't mind showing you the way,
I don't mind showing you the way,
but you listened to my song, so you should pay me!
but you really shouldn't listen to one of the Songstress' song without paying!
I thought you were embarrassed to be called "Songstress."
I thought you were embarrassed to be called Songstress.
That and this are totally different.
That's a completely different matter.
You're not trying to get away with listening for free, are you?
Sir, you aren't trying to sneak in a free listen, are you?
Okay, fine. How much do you want?
Okay, fine. How much do you want?
Oh, as much as you feel led to give!
Oh, as much as your heart desires!
As much as you can.
Make it everything you've got.
Don't try to force me into it!
My heart can't desire that much!
Oh, what a thing to say!
Oh, how could you say such a thing!
Oh! A song has come to me!
Inspiration strikes again!
Here's my new song, "Crushing Waves, High Waves, Society's Ups and Downs"!
Here's my new song, "Rough Waves, High Waves, Society's Waves"!
Enough of that!
That's enough of that!
And while we were talking about that, we've arrived!
And while we were talking about that, we've arrived!
Huh, so this is it?
Huh, so this is it?
Yes! Now, listen to my last song of the day:
Yes! And now for the final song of the day:
"Happy-Go-Lucky Life"!
"Happy-Go-Lucky Life"!
You're pretty amazing, you know that?
You're pretty amazing, you know that?
No one has creeped me out this much with just their words and behavior since Petelgeuse.
I haven't met anyone this creepy and off-putting since Petelgeuse.
Oho? I don't know who that is,
Oho? I don't know who that is,
but this Petelgeuse-san sounds like he has promise!
but this Petelgeuse fellow sounds rather promising!
If I ever run into him somewhere,
If I ever run into him somewhere,
he may be the most worthy rival I'll see in my life!
he might just turn into a lifelong rival!
He's a Sin Archbishop in the Witch's Cult.
He's a Sin Archbishop of the Witch's Cult.
Huh?!
Huh?!
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Wait up!
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Wait up!
You're not the one they call...
Could it be that you're the one they call...
"Natsuki Subaru the Little Girl User," are you?!
Could you be "Natsuki Subaru, the Girl Whisperer"?!
Uh, I have some objections to that nickname.
Uh, I have some objections to that nickname.
Your support in Duchess Crusch Kursten's subjugation of the White Whale,
Your part in Duchess Crusch Kursten's subjugation of the White Whale,
one of the Three Great Mabeasts, was extraordinarily powerful!
one of the Three Great Demon beasts, was the stuff of legends!
The groomsman of history, whom even the Sword Demon Wilhelm called his savior!
Even the Sword Demon Wilhelm acknowledged you as his savior!
And with the help of Duchess Kursten and Lady Anastasia of the Hoshin Company,
And with the help of Duchess Kursten and Lady Anastasia of the Hoshin Company,
you shook the whole world by taking down the Witch Cult's Sin Archbishop of Sloth,
you liberated the world by defeating the Witch Cult's Sin Archbishop of Sloth,
and even slew the Great Rabbit, another of the Three Great Mabeasts!
and even slew the Great Rabbit, another of the Three Great Demon beasts!
Oh, wow! A legend... A legend stands right before my eyes!
Oh, wow! A legend... A legend stands right before my very eyes!
Miss Liliana, is something wrong?
Miss Liliana, is something wrong?
Who are these two?
Do you know these two?
Oh, we're attendants of Emilia-sama, who's in the middle of business talks inside.
Oh, we're attendants of Lady Emilia, who's in the middle of negotiations inside.
Does that mean...
Does that mean...
If I accommodate these business talks,
If I facilitate these business negotiations,
will the Little Girl User, Natsuki Subaru-sama, tell me all his stories?
the Girl Whisperer Natsuki Subaru, will share some of his stories with me?
Again, stop calling me that.
Again, knock it off with the nickname.
Also, what "stories"?
Also, what stories?
Oh, you know, this and that and everything!
Oh, you know, this and that and everything else!
Are all the rumors I've heard about you really true?
I want to know how many of the rumors are true.
I wanna know! I wanna hear! I wanna sing about it!
I wanna know it! I wanna hear it! And I wanna sing it!
Then I might be able to sing a heroic tale that will be handed down among future generations!
With that, I might be able to sing a heroic tale that will be passed down future generations!
Now, let's go!
Now, let's go!
To weigh honor against empathy on the scales and then shatter 'em
Liliana Masquerade is one who always puts duty before emotions!
is the way of Liliana Masquerade!
What would that even accomplish?
What do you accomplish by shattering them?
Kiritaka is head-over-heels for me and would do anything for me,
Kiritaka-san is head-over-heels for me and would do anything for me,
so if I get in the room, his negotiating tactics will fall apart in shambles!
so if I talk to him, those business talks should go crashing right forward!
Yeah, it definitely won't go that smoothly.
That's not what successful business talks should do!
Oh, it'll be fine!
Oh, it'll be fine!
No need to worry! Leave it to me!
No need to worry! Leave it all to me!
Hey, hang on! Wait up!
Hey, hang on! Wait up!
Please.
Please.
I implore you to let me have the magic crystal.
I implore you to let me have the magic crystal.
Seriously, come on!
Seriously, come on!
Just chill out! Wait a minute!
Cool it! Wait a minute!
Please, just leave this to me!
Please, just leave it to me!
L-Liliana? What's going on?
L-Liliana? What's this?
Please, make me a woman!
Please, make me a woman!
Subaru?
Subaru?
H-Hey, Emilia-tan! Fancy meeting you here!
H-Hey, Emilia-tan! Fancy meeting you here!
There's nothing fancy about all the noise you're making.
There's nothing fancy about the scene you're causing.
Huh? Kiritaka-san?
Huh? Kiritaka?
...off her.
...off her.
Huh?
Huh?
G-G...
G-G...
G-Get your...
G-Get your...
hands off my Liliana!
filthy hands off my Liliana!
What possessed you to get all touchy-feely with the Songstress
Why in the world were you getting all handsy with the Songstress
right in front of a guy they call the "Songstress Maniac"?
right in front of the guy they call the Songstress Maniac?
I wasn't getting touchy-feely!
I wasn't even doing anything particularly handsy!
Looked like you were rasslin' with her.
It sure looked like you were rasslin' with her.
I wasn't!
The hell I was!
You ruined the deal we were just about to make.
Thanks to you, the deal we were just about to make is in tatters.
Well, Subaru didn't mean any harm.
Well, Subaru didn't mean any harm.
Emilia-tan! Tell him more!
Emilia-tan! You tell him!
You should still be sorry, Subaru.
You should show some remorse, Subaru.
Right. Sorry.
Right. I'm sorry.
Whatever will I do with you?
Whatever will I do with you?
I'm so sorry!
I'm so sorry!
Don't worry about it.
Don't worry about it.
I wasn't paying attention myself.
I wasn't paying attention myself.
I found myself captivated by you for a moment.
I found myself momentarily captivated by you.
Um...
Um...
That lovely silver hair of yours...
That lovely silver hair of yours...
Okay, stop! No more of that!
Okay, stop! That's far enough!
We'll agree with your kind concession that there was a lack of attention on both sides.
We'll just agree that both sides were careless.
Let us be on our way for today.
Now, if you'll excuse us.
Wait, Subaru. You shouldn't sound so insincere.
Wait, Subaru. You shouldn't be insincere.
It's fine. Okay?
It's fine. Okay?
I give thanks for our meeting.
I'm grateful for our meeting.
How thoughtful of the water city to arrange it for us.
How thoughtful of the water city to arrange it for us.
Well, thanks for that courteous display.
Your courtesy is appreciated.
You're right. My reasons for clinging to all of you are shallow, for now.
You're right. For the time being, I have little reason to cling to you all.
When another opportunity arises, fate will bring us back together on its own.
Should another opportunity arise, fate will bring us back together.
I agree.
Agreed.
Well, here's hoping fate brings us back together tomorrow.
Well, let's hope fate reunites us tomorrow.
What's up, Emilia-tan?
What's wrong, Emilia-tan?
Oh, just... That man...
Oh, it's just that man...
I feel as if I've met him somewhere before...
I feel as though I've met him before.

In any case, as for our negotiations with the Songstress Maniac,
Anyway, as for our negotiations with the Songstress Maniac,
let's rethink our strategy for tomorrow.
let's rethink our plan of action for tomorrow.
I have some business to attend to, so I'll be off for awhile.
I have things to do, so I'll go on my own from here.
Business?
Things to do?
Yes. Since I've come all the way to Priestella,
Yes. Since I've come all the way to Priestella,
I should use this time to make my rounds.
I'll use the opportunity to connect with some people.
He sure is passionate about his work.
He sure is passionate about his work.
The hell?
The hell?
I smell someone gettin' right pissed off at the inn.
I smell someone gettin' right pissed off at the inn.
Don't make me repeat myself!
Don't make me say it again!
Quit being a smart-ass and get your master in here right now!
Quit spouting off and go get your master out here now!
I wouldn't bring my brother before a boor like you, much less my master.
I wouldn't bring my brother before a ruffian as crude as you, much less my master.
Please leave now.
Please leave now.
You're just a clueless brat! I oughta pound you!
You just don't know how to listen, do you, brat?! I oughta slap you around!
That's enough!
That's enough!
Emilia-sama! You're back already?
Lady Emilia! You're back already?
What happened here?
What's going on here?
Just calm down and talk it out.
Just take a breath and talk things out.
I'll tell you what happened here!
Screw this and everything else!
This brat's telling me he's not gonna let me inside!
This punk's telling me he's not gonna let me inside!
Hey, I knew I'd seen you somewhere before.
Hey, I knew I'd seen you somewhere before.
You're Dumber!
You're Jessie!
Who're you callin' Dumber?!
Who the hell is Jessie?!
I have a name, you know! It's Rachins!
I got
Rachins? Yep, that's even dumber, all right.
Shaddup!
You know him, Subaru?
He's an old acquaintance from the capital.
He and his two buddies tried to rob me of all I had.
From all Betty