A Dark Rabbit has Seven Lives - WhyNot (WBDP) vs Modified [Derp]-subs (Tsundere)
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WhyNot (WBDP)
Modified [Derp]-subs (Tsundere)
So...
Hey,
Are you ready to do this?
are you ready yet?
Don't worry.
It's okay.
This won't hurt.
It won't hurt.
Are you going to...
Are you going to
suck my blood?
suck my blood?
I'm not going to suck your blood.
I won't suck it. Your blood.
What are you going to do then?
Then what will you do?
I'm going to give you some poison.
I'll inject you with poison.
Poison?
Poison?
Yes, poison.
That's right. Poison.
I'm going to give you some of my poison.
I'll inject you with my poison.
And then you won't be able to ever leave me.
It will make you unable to ever leave me.
Don't worry.
It's okay.
This won't hurt.
It won't hurt.
Here we go.
Get ready.
Okay, all done!
There, all done.
You won't be able to leave me now.
Now you can't leave me.
We'll be together in life and death.
We'll always be together, in life and death.
Are you ready?
Are you prepared?
I'm not ready yet...
I'm not prepared.
But I already placed a curse on you.
But the curse has already been laid.
You are now my servant...
So you're my servant now.
My protector...
My escort.
My beloved...
My beloved.
I love you, Taito.
I love you, Taito.
This is all too sudden...
But even if you say that, all of a sudden...
Don't mind that. Just tell me that you love me.
It's fine.
That will complete the spell.
Just say that you love me, Taito.
Or are you saying that you don't like me?
With that, the black magic will be complete.
That's not it...
Or do you dislike me?
So you like me?
I don't dislike you.
Uh-huh...
Do you like me then?
Yeah.
Then say it.
Then say it.
Uh-huh... I...
Okay. I...
I love you too, Himea.
I love you too.
In that moment,
Himea.
I realized that the world,
That very moment,
the very composition of my body, had completely changed.
the world and my own body completely changed.
I had been placed under a curse...
A curse has been laid upon me.
I had been placed under a spell...
Black magic has affected me.
And so...
And then...
I love you, Taito.
I love you, Taito.
And so, this was the beginning of my story.
And so my story began.
Or so I thought...
Or it was supposed to.
Taito! Taito!
Taito.
Taito!
I...
I...
Taito?
Taito!
I love...
I love...
Taito! Hello, Taito!
Taito! Come on, Taito!
Come on!
Hey!
Come on, now!
Come on now, it's time to wake up!
Wake up already, Taito!
Homeroom ended long ago.
Honestly, homeroom ended ages ago.
Huh, Haruka? What's wrong?
Hmm? Haruka? What's up?
That isn't what you should be saying, you know. You've been sleeping since the fifth period.
Honestly, that's all you have to say?
Not even the teacher could wake you up.
You've been asleep since fifth period.
Huh?! Homeroom ended?!
The teacher couldn't even wake you up.
That's what I said. Are you all right?
Whoa!
Damn, I sure overslept.
Homeroom's over already!
Ha-Haruka, wh-what are you doing?!
That's what I just said.
Eh? Oh, you were drooling.
Are you okay, Taito?
I was drooling?
Damn, I overslept...
No, this is...
Ha-Haruka!
Um...
Wh-What are you doing?!
I knew it.
Huh? Oh, there was drool on your face.
And Haruka was supposed to be my wife.
Drool?
Haruka, you know, we're not like that, right?
Uh, this isn't what you think...
So don't do that again, okay?
I knew they were an item.
Aw, Haruka was supposed to be my wife.
Ha-Haruka, you realize that we're not, y'know?
So you should stop doing that.
Hmm? We're not what?
Hmm? We're not what?
Figure it out.
You know, right?
Hmm?
Hmm?
Eh, whatever...
Well, whatever.
Seriously? You're still tired after all that sleep?
Wow, you're still tired?
What?
What?
Are you feeling sick, Taito?
Are you feeling sick or something, Taito?
Not really. I'm fine.
Not really. I'm fine.
Does your leg still hurt?
Does your leg still hurt?
Don't feel a thing.
Nope.
But...
But...
Oh, actually...
Oh, right, Haruka.
Hmm?
Yes?
Lately, I keep having the same dream.
Lately I've been having this same dream.
Huh? The same dream?
Huh? Dream?
Uh-huh, that's right.
Yeah.
What kind of dream?
What kind of dream?
I'm not going to tell you.
I'm not telling. You'll just laugh.
You'd totally laugh at me.
Aww, no way! Now I'm curious!
Huh? That's no fair. Now I want to know.
You won't laugh?
Promise not to laugh?
I won't laugh.
I promise.
Oh, okay. Then I guess I can tell you.
Really?
I'm a kid, and some girl confesses to me.
Then, I'll tell you.
"I love you, Taito," she says.
I'm a little kid again, and there's this girl who confesses her love to me.
Huh, what's that all about?
"I love you, Taito."
That's the dream you keep having?
Huh? That's it?
You said you wouldn't laugh!
That's your recurring dream?
Sorry, I just had to.
You promised not to laugh!
I'm sorry.
Sorry, I couldn't help myself.
I wonder how old I was...
Sorry.
Actually, could the girl in my dream be you,
Bah...
Haruka?
How old was I?
Th-That can't be!
Maybe the girl in my dream was you?
I haven't confessed to you or anything yet.
Huh?!
You're right! She was like, so cute!
I-It couldn't be!
Wha- That's so mean!
I still haven't confessed my love to you or anything like that...
Sorry 'bout that.
True. I mean, that girl was super cute!
What's that suppose to mean?! You're such a jerk!
Sorry!
It's Gekkou-sama!
It's Gekkou-sama!
Gekkou-sama! Gekkou-sama! Over here!
Gekkou-sama, Gekkou-sama! Look at me!
Gekkou-sama, are you off to do student council work?!
Gekkou-sama, are you here on official student council work?
Out of the way, trash.
You're in the way, small fry.
Stay out of my sight.
Stay out of my sight.
No fair! Say something to me, too!
How unfair! Please raise your voice to me too!
Move it! Move it!
Move, move!
Hey, Gekkou. Can I use force to scatter this crowd?
Hey, Gekkou! Can't I just beat 'em up?
Don't do anything stupid, scum.
Don't do anything unnecessary, trash.
I'm not scum!
I'm not trash!
Work hard, Gekkou-sama!
Gekkou-sama! Work hard!
A top student and a star athlete
An excellent student and a splendid sportsman,
who's popular with the girls...
who's also popular with the girls.
A superstar who was voted student council president in his first year at school...
The superstar who joined the student council right after he entered high school.
Kurenai Gekkou-sama has graced us with his presence.
The graceful passing of Kurenai Gekkou-sama, huh?
Oh, you must be jealous of Kurenai-kun because he's so popular.
Ah, Taito, you're jealous of Kurenai-kun's popularity, aren't you?
Huh?
I guess so.
I guess so.
Really... You want to be popular?
Oh, my. So you want to be popular?
I'd be lying if I said that I didn't...
If I said I didn't, I'd be lying.
But I'm not a superman like him,
But I'm not some superman,
so I'll never be that popular.
so I'll never be as popular as him.
You'd rather go out with someone like him, right?
You'd rather date someone like him, wouldn't you, Haruka?
Well, I wouldn't be so sure about that.
Now, now. I wonder about that.
What's that suppose to mean?
What's that mean?
Haruka's actually pretty cute.
Haruka's actually quite cute.
So why am I so...?
But... what's this?
Taito!
Taito!
You are my servant.
You're my servant.
My protector.
My escort.
My beloved.
My beloved.
I love you, Taito...
I love you, Taito.
Taito?
Taito?
It's nothing. I just have a little headache because I slept too much.
I'm fine! I'm just a bit wobbly because I slept too much.
Hey, Haruka. Was he looking at me?
Say, Haruka?
Kurenai-kun?
Did he just look at me?
You were probably imagining things?
Kurenai-kun? Weren't you just imagining that, Taito?
Really? It felt like he was staring right at me.
Really? It felt like he was glaring at me, though.
Whatever.
Oh, well.
I wonder what people like him usually think about.
I wonder what people like him think about all day.
Yep. He's really something.
Yeah, he's quite awesome and all.
Yeah, he's the complete opposite of me and my mediocre life.
Yeah, my very ordinary life is completely different to his.
You're not mediocre.
You're not ordinary, Taito.
Yeah, I am.
I sure am.
You're not.
No, you're not.
I'm pretty sure I am.
But I am.
Okay. In that case...
Say, what if I say there's nothing wrong with being ordinary?
What's wrong with being mediocre?
Huh?
Huh?
If you can go through life with a smile on your face every day, you've got it made.
If you can just live in peace and smile every day, that's the best you could hope for.
Right?
Right?
You're right.
I guess so.
I forgot! We have a tennis meeting today!
I forgot! The tennis club has a meeting today!
Sorry, Taito! Can you wait until we're finished?
Sorry, Taito! Can you wait until it's over?
Screw that.
No way.
What? You're so mean!
Eh? You meanie! Let's go home together!
Let's go home together!
Just get going already.
Just get going!
Ah, right.
R-Right. Got it! Bye!
See you!
Oh, Haruka!
Ah, Haruka!
What?
What?
Uh, well...
Well, maybe it's fine being ordinary.
I guess there's nothing wrong with being mediocre.
I know, right?
Right?
Though saying that makes me sound more like an old geezer than a high school student.
Although, that makes me sound like an old fart instead of someone in high school.
Taito-jiichan, watch out for cars on your way home.
Grandpa Taito! Look both ways when you cross the street!
Ordinary, huh?
Mediocre, huh?
All right!
I did it!
Walking won't be a problem.
He shouldn't have any trouble walking.
But any intense activity is...
However, he should avoid any intensive activity.
After that injury caused me to lose all that I'd worked so hard for,
After the injury cost me everything I had worked for,
Haruka...
Haruka...
It's okay, Taito!
It's okay, Taito.
Taito!
was always by my side with a smile on her face,
telling me that everything would be okay.
Taito!
Taito!
We ended up going to the same high school.
...was always there by my side, smiling,
I sit around doing nothing and all she says is...
saying everything would be just fine.
"If you can go through life with a smile on your face every day, you've got it made."
Taito.
Oh, man...
She entered the same high school, where she would be by my side saying
I need to find something to do.
If you can just live in peace and smile every day, that's the best you could hope for.
Well, maybe I should find something to do already.
Kiss me!
Kiss me!
Geez! Just kiss me already, Gekkou!
Kiss me, Gekkou!
Shut up.
Shut up.
What?! Shut up?!
What? Shut up?! What's that supposed to mean?!
What's that supposed to mean?!
Hey, are you even listening to me?! Hurry up and kiss me already!
Hey, now! Are you listening to me?!
Hurry, hurry! I'll die if you don't!
Hurry up and kiss me!
Hurry! Hurry!
Or else I'll die!
Come on, Gekkou!
Come on, Gekkou!
There it is!
It came through!
I said to kiss me already!
Just hurry up and kiss me already!
I'm going to die!
I'll die!
I'm really going to die!
I really will die!
I'll die! I'll die!
I'll die! I'll die!
Come on, Gekkou!
Gekkou!
Shut up, trash.
Shut up, small fry.
Exorcise: Spell Error!
Exorcise, Spell Error.
Hmph, trash.
Small fry.
What are you doing, Gekkou?! That was dangerous!
What are you doing, Gekkou?! That was dangerous!
You need me to kiss you before you can deal with a weakling, trash?
You can't handle a weak foe like this if I don't kiss you, small fry?
I'm not trash!
I'm not small fry!
Noisy trash, then.
Fine. Annoying small fry.
Geez! Come on!
I'm thirsty! Some Dr Cinnamon would do well!
I'm thirsty!
I want some Dr Cinnamon!
Can I go buy some?
Can I go buy some?
Simpleton. Do as you wish.
Simpleton. Do as you wish.
Yay! I'll buy some for you!
Yay! I'll buy some for you too!
Bye!
I'm off!
Oh, what do you want?
Say, what do you want, Gekkou?
A coke.
Cola.
Got it!
Okay!
Disgusting.
It's crap.
This report makes me...
Utter crap.
sick.
This plot.
Sick to my stomach...
It's a crappy plot.
Dr Cinnamon! Dr Cinnamon!
Dr Cinnamon! Dr Cinnamon! It's tasty but unpopular.
Tastes great, but nobody likes it!
Wasn't she with Kurenai Gekkou earlier?
Isn't that the girl who was with Kurenai Gekkou?
Oh shi-
Wait!
Run!
Run!
Am I going to die?
Am I dying?
Sorry...
Sorry, Haruka.
Haruka...
Taito...
Why haven't you come?
Why haven't you come for me...
yet?
I've been...
I've been alone here, forever.
Taito...
I'm so lonely.
Come quickly.
One last chance...
I'll wait for five more minutes.
Will you come before then?
Maybe?
Taito?
Taito...
Taito...
You haven't come...
Aren't you coming soon?
I've...
...been alone in here all this time.
Taito, I'm lonely.
Come here, quick.
Just one more time...
I'll wait another five minutes.
I wonder if you'll come.
Taito...
Taito...
Taito!
Taito...
Taito...
Himea!
Taito!
Himea!
Himea! Himea!
Taito said that he enjoyed being with me.
Taito said he had fun being with me.
I was so happy
When I was with Taito,
being with you, too...
I was so happy.
You were the only one who never tried to use me.
Taito, you were the only one who didn't try to use me and my power.
You never wanted my power.
You said it was fun being with me.
You said I was fun to be with.
Taito...
Taito...
Taito... I want to see you.
Taito, I want to see you.
If Taito's forgotten about me,
If Taito has forgotten about me...
but he's found happiness,
If Taito has found happiness...
then it doesn't matter.
I don't mind being forgotten.
No...
No.
No!
No!
I was lying!
That was a lie! Please don't forget!
Don't forget me!
Don't forget me, Taito!
Don't forget about me, Taito.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey! Are you still alive?
Hey! Are you alive?
Huh? Whoa!
Great, you're safe.
Whew... You're okay?
Hey! I can see your panties!
Wait! I can see your underwear!
Huh?
No way. Is that...
No way. Isn't that actually... me?!
Me?!
Wow, awesome! How come you're still alive?
Whoa! Awesome!
You some headless human?
Why are you still alive?
No, more importantly, isn't that body over there me?
Are you like the headless horseman?
Yeah.
Wait! First, tell me if that body over there is... me?
I-I knew it...
Uh-huh.
Wow, you still feel pain, even if your head isn't attached?
I-I knew it.
Er...
Ow!
Whoa... You can still feel pain in your body even when your head isn't connected?
Um, wh-whoa!
No way...
No way...
I can move?
I can move?
What's this? What's making it move?
What's this? How come it moves?
That's not the problem here!
That doesn't really matter now!
Ow!
Are you a transformable robot?!
Are you one of those transformable robots?!
Your reaction is totally off!
That isn't how a normal person reacts!
M-M-Monster!
Mo-Mo-
Ah! It's a hit and run! Take a picture!
Monster!
What?
Ah! We have a hit-and-run!
Oh shi-
Quick! Take a picture!
Here! Come here! All right!
Huh? Look!
Wow! Bye bye, Immortal-kun!
C-Crap!
A-Anyway, I gotta do something about my head.
Here! Over here!
I-It reattached. Everything is okay now!
Yes!
Like hell I am!
Whoa! Bye-bye, immortal guy!
Not a scratch...
F-First, I need to fix my head!
A-And my leg... I could run at full strength...
Put my head back on!
The hell?
I-It's back on!
Didn't I just die?
I'm okay now!
Just what the hell is going on?!
Yeah, the hell I am!
I'm perfectly fine...
A-And my leg... I was able to run at full strength...
Wh-What is this?
Didn't I die?!
What the hell is going on?!
My power...
My power...
My power is coming back?
My power is coming back!
I see...
I see. Taito...
Taito...
He died once for me.
He died for me...
Vanish!
Begone!
Now...
Now...
I can finally finish it now.
Now I can finally finish it.
The 900-second spell...
The 900-second black magic.
Now, remember me.
Now, remember.
Call my name.
Call my name.
Then, finally, the rest of my power will return.
When you do, all of my power will return.
I love you, Taito!
I love you, Taito!
That... That voice was
That... That voice from my dream...
from my dream?
No,
No...
I know it.
I recognize that voice.
I met her a long time ago.
I met her a long time ago.
We'll be together in life and death.
We'll always be together, in life and death.
Her name is...
Her... name...
I love you, Taito!
I love you, Taito.
Himea...
Hi...me...a...
That's right...
That's right.
Saitohimea.
Saitohimea.
Oh, Taito...
Taito...
You remembered!
You remembered.
He'll be here very soon!
He'll come to get me any time now.
I'm... I'm not dressed!
Wait, my appearance...
I have to get changed!
I have to do something about this.
Um... My current body is six years old.
Let's see... Right now my body is that of a six year old, and nine years have passed...
Nine years have passed.
So, 15 should be right, huh?
So, I should be fifteen?
I wonder if Taito will tell me I'm cute.
Will Taito tell me that I look cute?
Well, if he doesn't...
Well, if he doesn't tell me that I look cute,
I'll kill him.
I'll kill him.
It's me.
It's me.
What?
What?
Dammit! Dammit!
Damn!
Dammit!
Shit!
This stinks!
Damn it! I'm the worst!
I've kept Himea waiting
How many years have I kept Himea waiting?
for all of these years...
Himea!
Himea!
Himea!
I won't! I won't forget you!
I... I definitely won't forget you!
I'll come to save you!
I'll come and save you, Himea.
Promise!
So just...
How... How could I forget about her?!
Why? Why did I forget?
Idiot!
Idiot!
M-My leg healed itself?!
Huh? It healed?
I see... This is the power Himea gave me!
I see! This is the power Himea granted me!
Himea...
Himea. I promised...
I made a promise...
to never let you go. To always protect you.
To never let you go!
In that park... In that park were we used to play together...
To always protect you!
Himea.
In the park...
The park where only we used to play together...
Himea...
Himea!
Himea!
Wait for me, Himea!
Wait for me, Himea!
Nothing has changed.
It hasn't changed at all, huh?
This place is always empty for some strange reason.
This place was always empty, for some reason or another.
Himea...
Himea...
Wait... Why did I think that Himea would be waiting for me here?
Wait.
Why did I expect Himea to be waiting for me here?
Himea!
Himea!
You're late! You took too long to come here, Taito!
You're late! You took too long!
Himea...
Himea...
Only five more minutes...
Another five minutes...
It's been nine years. I was going to wait five more minutes.
For nine years...
I said if you didn't come, I would kill you.
I kept telling myself, just another five minutes...
I've waited for such a long time.
If you didn't show up, I would kill you.
Such a long time?
I've been waiting all this time...
All this time?
You waited for nine years?
You waited for nine years?
Only five more minutes... Only five more minutes?
And you said just another five minutes?
Himea...
Himea...
I'm sorry. I promised to come for you!
I'm sorry. I know I promised, but...
I've missed you so much,
I missed you, Taito.
Taito!
Himea...
Himea...
Sorry to keep you waiting...
I'm sorry I've have kept you waiting.
No.
You're here now, so I'll forgive you.
You're here now, so I'll forgive you.
Our deeply intertwined fates and stories
Our deeply entangled fates and stories
began to move towards their final destination.
began moving towards their goal.
Listen to me, scum.
Listen up, trash. I am Kurenai Gekkou, president of the student council.
I'm Kurenai Gekkou, president of the student council.
From today on and forever, you'll be my slaves.
And starting today,
Kneel down before me and worship me. Be grateful that you have the chance to serve me.
you've all become my slaves for life.
Because standing before you now is a real genius.
Get down on your knees and worship me.
What? Got a problem with that?
Be grateful that you have the fortune to serve me.
If you got a problem, step forth. I'll kill you.
For you stand before...
The rest of you are all my slaves
...a genuine genius.
Hmm? What? Is there a problem?
Anyone with a problem, get over here. I'll kill you.
Everyone else will be my slaves.