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-- CR
-- 4de
It's noon on December 24th
It's noon on December 24th.
and this is the news.
These are our top stories.
The snowstorm that started on the 22nd is now expected to become even heavier.
The snowstorm that started on the 22nd is showing no signs of letting up.
Atop the mother ship, reports indicate that more than one meter of snow has collected.
Reports indicate that the mother ship is covered in a layer of snow over a meter thick.
Numerous small crafts have been observed exiting the craft since the snowfall.
Sightings of small saucers leaving the ship have increased since the storm began.
Reporting live from the restricted area of Shibuya Camp Three.
Reporting from Shibuya Camp #3, inside Shibuya Station near the restricted zone.
Due to the increased presence of the small saucers, we have been put on high alert.
Due to increased small saucer activity, this site is on high alert.
The mother ship's hovering capabilities could be under stress from the snowfall,
The mother ship appears to be struggling under the weight of the accumulated snow.
but it remains to be seen if that's why the smaller craft are exiting.
It may be deploying these saucers to lighten its load.
It's...
It's...
Kind of...
Kind of...
It's okay to say that it's a dump.
The word you're looking for is "dumpy."
Shoichi, the eldest.
Shoichi, the eldest Demoto brother.
Second eldest, Shoji.
Second eldest, Shoji.
Third eldest, Shozo.
Third eldest, Shozo.
I'm the Black Knight.
Number four, The Black Knight.
Shogo, I'm the youngest.
And I'm Shogo, the youngest.
You go outside while I get things ready.
Go play outside while I get things ready.
Okay!
Okay!
Hey there, Black Knight!
Hey, Black Knight!
I expect great things from you one day!
I'm expecting great things out of you, kid!
Oran, let me pay for the cake, okay?
Oran, let me pay for the cake, okay?
No, no, no, don't worry.
Don't worry about it!
I bought the cake with money my brother gets from his aggregator website thing.
I bought it with my brother's aggregator site money.
Besides, you already offered your house for the Christmas party, Ai.
You were already nice enough to let us throw the Christmas party here.
Remember: We're also here to commemorate Kiho's heartbreak.
Remember, we're here to commemorate Kiho's heartbreak, too.
So cute!
So cute!
Ready?
Ready?
Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas!
Not a whole lot to do after we're done eating, is there?
Not a whole lot to do now that the cake's gone, huh?
How about charades?
Wanna play Uno?
No way.
No way!
Charades sucks.
Sounds like a hassle.
There's got to be something that can turn this into a real party...
This is just like hanging out after school!
Doesn't anybody have an interesting story to share?
Someone say something interesting.
Not me.
I got nothing.
You got anything juicy to share, Kiho?
You got anything juicy to share, Kiho?
Why did you break up with the counter-culture bowl cut right before Christmas?
Why'd you break up with the counter-culture bowl cut right before Christmas?
Kohiruimaki said he saw an actual invader when that ship crashed in Nishiefuku.
Kohiruimaki said he saw an actual invader when that ship crashed in Nishi-Eifuku.
He said he thinks that the invaders
He said he thinks that the invaders
are already pretending to be humans and living among us, in society.
have already infiltrated our society by pretending to be human.
And that both the government and the Corrupt Mainstream Media are covering it all up.
And that the government's orchestrating a cover-up of the whole thing.
He said I was ignorant.
He said I was just a sheep.
And that's why we...
And that's why we...
we...
We...
Apparently the mother ship is spitting out a bunch of little guys.
Looks like the mother ship's spitting out a bunch of little guys.
Hey!
Hey!
C'mon, it's Christmas Eve can we talk about something other than the invasion.
C'mon, it's Christmas Eve! Can we talk about literally anything else?
Kadode is totally right, you guys.
Kadode is totally right, you guys.
This could be the last year we get to be together like this.
This could be our last year together.
I changed my mind and I'm going with Surume University, same as Rin and Ai.
I switched to Surume University, same as Rin and Ai.
Oran and Kadode, you chose Waseda, right?
Oran and Kadode, you chose Waseda, right?
So, I guess we're not gonna be friends anymore after this year, huh?
Guess we're not gonna be friends anymore after we graduate!
I hate jokes like that.
I hate jokes like that.
I'm going home.
I'm going home.
Wow, I thought you of all people could take a joke.
Wow, I thought you of all people could take a joke!
Oh, oh, that's how you think, huh?
Oh, so that's how you think!
It's an eye for an eye, and a tank for a tank.
An eye for an eye, and a tank for a tank.
This is how the futility of war perpetuates itself, you know.
That's how the futility of war perpetuates itself!
When you go to college, I bet you'll wear conservative clothes, get an ordinary boyfriend,
I bet when you go to college, you'll wear normal clothes and meet a normal boy and go on Christmas dates!
and go on Christmas dates and go all boy bonkers!
You're gonna go boy bonkers!
You idiot.
No freakin' way!
You know this is the end of the world, right?
I'm a natural-born apocalypse!
You need to cut the chit chat
Cut the chit chat.
and embrace each other.
Let's hug it out.
I know, I know!
Maybe we're just way too close!
We're so tight that it's nauseating!
This friendship is the most special Christmas present we could ever ask for.
Could it be that friendship is the true meaning of Christmas?!
I mean, seriously.
I mean, seriously.
Don't you guys think?
Am I on to something, here?
This is Shibuya Camp three.
This is Shibuya Camp #3.
The unidentified 100-meter-class craft seen 30 minutes ago is moving West
30 minutes ago, a 100-meter vessel was clocked
at 15 kilometers per hour.
heading West at 15 kilometers per hour.
Roger that.
Roger.
Power transmission to some areas in Tokyo will be suspended.
Divert power from residential areas.
We need to ensure maximum power for Fujin 7's output.
Fujin Type 7 needs more charge for a full blast.
Eliminate the target before it has a chance to move out of the restricted zone.
Recommend dropping the target before it leaves the restricted zone.
Sir, according to SES,
Sir, according to SES,
Fujin may not have the ability to destroy a target that's over 100 meters long.
Fujin can't destroy targets over 100 meters long.
Whoa...
Whoa...
That's huge!
That's a big one!
Shoot it down.
Shoot it down.
That's an order from up top.
That's an order from up top.
Bye-bye, guys!
Later, guys!
Oran, I was thinking you could stay longer next time.
Oran Nakagawa, stick around longer next time.
See you two in the New Year!
See you two in the New Year!
Yeah.
Yeah.
Today's heartbreak story wasn't that bad,
Today's breakup story was passable,
so make sure you get dumped for real next time, okay?
but I want the next one to be riveting, okay?
If the snow keeps up, the trains will have to stop running, won't they?
If the snow keeps up, the trains will have to stop running, won't they?
If that happens, will they cancel the Closing Ceremony?
Think they'll have to cancel the Closing Ceremony?
I wonder what's going on.
What's all the excitement?
It says they're attacking all the small saucers the mother ship spat out.
It says they're attacking all the small saucers the mother ship spat out.
I think someone died in the battle yesterday, didn't they?
Looks like someone died in the battle yesterday.
Yeah, well, war has a funny way of doing that, doesn't it?
Yeah, well, war has a funny way of doing that, doesn't it?
We should all do this again next Christmas.
We should all do this again next Christmas.
Who knows what the future will bring?
Who knows what the future will bring?
Hey, Kadode...
Hey, Kadode...
No, silly.
No, silly.
Ontan...
Ontan...
Your hand's cold.
Your hand's cold.
Redirecting power!
Redirecting power!
An outage?
An outage?
Transmission complete!
Transmission complete!
Three!
Three!
Two!
Two!
One!
One!
Fire!
Fire!
Sir!
Sir!
Fujin's beam has made contact with the vessel, but it appears only a portion of it was destroyed!
Green Ray has damaged the 100-meter-class vessel!
The vessel continues to move westward while losing altitude.
It's losing altitude and moving west!
It's expected to crash near Inokashira Park in two minutes!
Estimated crash down near Inokashira Park in two minutes!
I say again!
Repeat!
A 100-meter-class vessel is expected to crash
A 100-meter-class vessel will crash near Inokashira Park,
in two minutes, at 8:33 p.m., near Inokashira Park!
at 8:33 p.m.— Two minutes from now!
Is it because of the snow?
Is it because of the snow?
I dunno. I gotta go home and play Battle Prison. It's the latest game released by D&R.
Dunno, but I gotta go home and play Battle Prison, D&R's next hit game.
Uh, power's out.
Power's out, though.
But it's Day One of the Closed Beta!
But the closed beta just started!
Huh?
Huh?
The escaped invaders from aboard the vessel
The escaped invaders from aboard the vessel
are believed to be hiding within a one-kilometer radius.
are believed to be hiding within a one-kilometer radius.
Exercise caution.
Look alive.
What do they even look like?
What do they even look like?
I don't know, man.
Beats me, man.
Why are we looking for men from outer space
Why're we out here looking for aliens?
when there's rescue ops that need our help?
We should be helping civilians.
Real or not, we still gotta look.
Real or not, we still gotta check.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I understand.
I understand.
Here's what we know so far regarding the damage at Inokashira Park.
Here's what we know so far regarding the damage at Inokashira Park.
Desperate rescue operations by the Self-Defense Forces are ongoing.
Civilian rescue efforts conducted by the SDF are ongoing.
Defense Minister Kaminari has just held a press conference to release details of the crash.
Defense Minister Kaminari has just held a press conference to release details of the crash.
It's been confirmed that there's currently no contamination in the surrounding area.
It's been confirmed that there is no risk of contamination in any of the surrounding areas.
Kadode!
Kadode!
I'll be at the protest against the S.E.S. company this evening.
I'll be at the anti-SES protest this evening.
Just wanted you to know
Just wanted you to know.
you're going to be on your own for dinner, okay?
You're on your own for dinner, okay?
A model citizen.
A model citizen.
Unfortunately, three additional deaths have been confirmed.
Tragically, three more deaths have been confirmed,
Bringing the total loss of life up to thirty-five.
bringing the total death toll to 35 lives.
Kihachiro Honda, seventy-five years old, from Musashino City, Tokyo.
Kihachiro Honda, 75 years old, from Musashino, Tokyo.
Toyo Matsubara, eighty-three years old, Suginami City.
Toyo Matsubara, 83 years old, of Suginami Ward, Tokyo.
Also from Suginami Ward,
Also from Suginami Ward,
Kiho Kurihara, 18 years old.
Kiho Kurihara, 18 years old.
Our thoughts are with the families of the victims from last night's tragedy.
Our thoughts are with the families of the victims of this tragedy.
Kadode...
Kadode.
Oh, hey guys.
Oh, hey guys.
Good morning.
Good morning.
I don't usually see you taking the train.
I don't usually see you taking the train.
Did you see the news?
Did you see the news?
So, today marks the end of the second semester.
So, today marks the end of the second semester.
You may already know the news, but...
You may already know the news, but...
Your classmate was killed in the crash last night.
Kiho was killed in the crash last night.
It seems that the funeral will be held with only close relatives.
The funeral is just for family.
Kiho's parents were very considerate. They know that you have exams coming up and didn't want to add any more of a burden.
Kiho's parents are being considerate, since you've got exams coming up.
For now, just focus on your studies.
So try and focus on those for now.
Hey, it's okay.
Hey, it's okay.
Please sir!
Mr. Watarase!
May we at least write a letter to Kiho's parents on behalf of everyone?
Can we at least write letters to her parents?
Morning!
Morning!
Look who made it on time!
I am so not tardy!
The closing ceremony is over.
You are absolutely tardy.
You totally missed it.
It's noon.
Ha-ha, very funny.
Oh, please!
Ontan, you're late.
Ontan, you're late.
Kadode!
Kadode!
You didn't log in to Battle Prison yesterday.
I didn't see you on Battle Prison last night!
Do you even consider yourself a soldier?
And you call yourself a soldier?!
I mean, the true gaming fans of this world were born for days like this.
Us game brains were born for nights like this!
Who cares if we need to study for exams?
Forget sleep, forget studying!
Sacrifice your sleep and go all out on the first day of the Beta!
All that matters is chaos and destruction!
Uh, Ontan.
Uh, Ontan.
Just listen.
Just listen.
Kadode, look, I know exactly what you want to say right now.
Kadode, look, I know exactly what you want to say right now.
But I'm telling you, we-
But I'm telling you, we—
Ontan, focus!
Ontan, focus!
No.
Actually...
Just forget it.
Just forget it.
I just remembered;
Oh, right.
my mom won't be home tonight so I need to eat out.
My mom won't be home tonight so I need to eat out.
Do you want company?
Do you want company?
I can join you, if you want.
I can join you, if you want.
Yeah, sure.
Yeah, sure.
That'd be nice.
Oh, we're eating?
Oh, we've got dinner plans?
All right, let's eat so much our stomachs rupture.
Let's slop it up left and right!
What do you say, Rin?
Whaddya say, Rin?
What do you wanna eat?
What strikes your fancy?!
Uh- Sweet stuff.
Uh, something sweet.
Okay!
Excellent!
Where's the sweetest restaurant in the whole city?
Where's the sweetest eats in town?!
How does Oran eat so much but never put on weight?
How does Oran eat so much but never put on weight?
My head is constantly spinning over the future of our Capitalist economy, so my brain needs a lot of energy.
My head is constantly spinning over the future of our Capitalist economy, so my brain needs a lot of energy.
The more you think about how depraved the voting majority really is, the more calories you burn.
The more you think about how depraved the voting majority really is, the more calories you burn.
Ontan...
Ontan...
Democracy is a such joke.
This democracy nonsense can't save us!
We need a dictatorship by me and for me!
A dictatorship by me, for me is the only way forward!
This is important.
Hang on a sec, please.
Under my rule, I promise we'll become a state-of-the-art nation that eats the mobocracy alive!
With me at the helm, we'll become an uber-techno state that eats the mobocracy alive!
Can you please just stop and listen?
Ontan, listen to me!
Kiho is dead!
Kiho is dead!
Yeah, I know!
I know!
I heard the girl who died is from Class Three.
You hear about the girl from Class 3 who died?
Wow, that sucks.
Wow, that's crazy.
What sucks is: Evil Dragon Dark Evolution isn't on sale yet.
What's really crazy is that Evil Dragon Dark Evolution is out and you're not playing it!
No kidding.
No kidding.
Oran!
Oran!
Have you got everything?
Have you got everything?
Of course, I do.
Of course, I do.
Also, Dad, Capitalism is over.
Also, Dad, Capitalism is gonna be over soon.
They said so on the internet.
Saw it online yesterday.
Am I supposed to do something about that?
Oh, you don't say...
Hey, Sis.
Hey, Oran.
Are you taking the exam, too?
Are you taking the exam, too?
What do you mean, too?
What do you mean "too?"
Ridiculous.
You dupe.
Go on, live your life in a corrupt educational system.
Choosing to become a cog in the educationally stratified machine?
Good luck, kid.
Good luck, kid.
Roger that!
Roger that!
I will crush this stupid exam into oblivion.
I'm gonna crush this stupid exam into oblivion.
And then be one with the wind!
And then be one with the wind!
Oh, poor, lonely Yuminba.
Oh, poor, lonely Yuminba.
You're just so heartbreakingly gullible.
You're just so heartbreakingly gullible.
I invented the JK Puniko subaccount to keep tabs on you.
I invented the JK Puniko alt to keep tabs on you.
You think it's a real person, don't you?
You think it's a real person, don't you?
Someday I'll show you how your ignorance and naiveté can be dangerous in this internet ruled world.
Someday I'll have to teach you about the dangers of being naïve and ignorant online.
Yuminba...
Yuminba!
Are you ready for battle, soldier?
Are you ready for battle, soldier?
Locked and loaded!
Locked and loaded!
Is this seat taken?
Is this seat taken?
Oh, I'm not-
Oh, I'm not—
Please, don't worry.
Please, don't worry.
I'm just a fatso passing by.
I'm just a fatso passing by.
Hey, you know.
Hey, you know.
I'm actually a fortune teller.
I'm actually a fortune teller.
If you like...
If you like,
I could read your palm and tell you the future.
I could read your palm and tell you the future.
Yeah. Um...
Yeah. Um...
I definitely don't want that.
I definitely don't want that.
Hey, wait!
Hey, wait!
You're preparing for entrance exams, aren't you?
You're preparing for entrance exams, aren't you?
Maybe the exam wasn't meant to turn out the way you thought it would...
They might not go the way you hoped,
But that's okay...
but you'll bounce back.
You shouldn't worry about it too much.
Things will work out.
Even if you wander off the path you had envisioned,
A path that differs from the one you had in mind
that doesn't mean it's wrong.
isn't necessarily a wrong one.
How many times will your path
In fact, the simple act of taking a detour
branch off in unexpected directions?
can lead to all sorts of unexpected encounters.
You'll feel lonely in this world,
Some days will be lonelier than others,
but you never know what could happen next, or who's around the corner...
and you'll be left wondering what's going to happen next.
There will be hardships, but you'll always be standing upright...
But remember this:
Because you're brave and strong.
you're a kind, honest person.
So... I will always be there cheering you on.
I'll be rooting for you.
I hope that helps.
Wait, are you...
Wait, are you...
Puniko?
Puniko?
No.
No.
I'm just some fatso passing by.
I'm just some fatso passing by.
Oh, there you are!
Oh, there she is!
Hey, Yumiko!
Hey, Yumiko!
Hey guys, I told you that I'd be fine by myself.
Hey guys, I told you I'd be fine by myself.
C'mon, we weren't just gonna leave you.
C'mon, we couldn't just abandon you!
It would seem you have friends after all, Yuminba.
It seems you have friends after all, Yuminba.
Oh!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey Big Brother!
Hey, Bro!
I did my best!
I busted my butt!
Please give me your praise!
Shower me with praise!
Can you buy us some of that rotating sushi, please?
How about you treat us to some of that revolving sushi?
You can't hide all that dirty money you make from affiliate marketing forever.
I'd be happy to launder some of that dirty affiliate money for you.
What are you doing here, Hiroshi?
What brings you here, Hiroshi? You never come out to the city center.
You never come out to the city center. Have you been talking to real humans?
Feeling lonely?
I'm on security detail.
I'm on security detail.
There are too many untrustworthy people out there.
There's a whole lot of scumbags out there, you know.
Miss Kadode, special delivery.
Miss Kadode, special delivery.
Oh, thank you!
Oh, thank you!
Ontan!
Ontan!
Kadode!
Kadode!
Ontan, Ontan!
Ontan, Ontan!
Kadode, Kadode!
Kadode, Kadode!
I failed the exam!
I failed the exam!
Me too!
Ditto!
This is what I get for being a brilliant military commander!
This could not be more Hya-Hya-Foowaaah!
The joint investigation with the U.S. is terminated?
The joint investigation with the U.S. is terminated?
Yes.
Yes.
At Defense Minister Kaminari's request.
At Defense Minister Kaminari's request.
The Minister said America has a monopoly on all valuable intelligence.
The Minister said America has perpetuated a monopoly on valuable intelligence.
From now on, Japan will conduct its own investigation,
From now on, Japan will conduct its own investigation,
and begin preparations to attack the mother ship.
and begin preparations to attack the mother ship.
Also, a concerning note... since the most recent crash,
Also, since the most recent crash, we've seen a concerning increase
reports and rumors of invader sightings have been spreading rapidly.
in reports and rumors of invader sightings.
I was afraid of this.
I was afraid of this.
Inform our troops in the area that strict measures need to be taken to capture the invaders.
Inform the troops that incidents like this can not be allowed to continue.
If I could have one wish come true,
If I could have one wish come true,
I would turn all the bullets in the world into big, fluffy marshmallows.
I would turn all the bullets in the world into big, fluffy marshmallows.
I'd bury the earth in marshmallows...
I'd bury the Earth in marshmallows,
give humanity a big smooshy death.
and give humanity a big, smooshy death.
If you've been watching us for three years, you've probably got us pretty figured out.
It's been three years. You've probably got us figured out by now.
Humans are disgusting.
Humanity is the pits.
They easily get carried away.
We get carried away so easily...
They are ignorant and foolish and can only survive by fighting.
We're ignorant, foolish, and war seems to be the only tool in our toolbox.
Also, to be perfectly honest, you guys are total nerds.
Honestly, though, you guys are toast.
You'll be remembered as a bunch of dudes too scared to leave your house.
History will remember you as a bunch of dudes too scared to leave your house.
How come you don't stop this pointless fight, read the room, and go home?
Why not chalk this one up as a loss and head home early?
Because you guys are weirdos who don't understand us, why don't you make a truce?
But if you can't wrap your heads around that,
What if you and humanity could team up to take on an even bigger enemy?
can you at least try and make some friends?
Would you finally leave us alone, then?
And if having a common enemy for both sides to rally against would help,
I could be the enemy that unites the two sides.
I'd be happy to play the part.
I could do that.
It would be easy.
'Cause I am absolute.
'Cause I am absolute.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Where did you get that?
Where did you get that?
Hi, there.
Hi, there.
I agree with what you said.
I agree with what you said.
Why can't we all just get along, huh?
Why can't we all just get along, right?
But that does seem pretty difficult for everyone.
But that does seem pretty difficult for everyone.
Where did you come from?
Where did you come from?
Who are you?
Who are you?
Good questions.
Good questions.
Where are you from?
Where are you from?
Hey, Oran!
Hey, Oran!
The boys and I were talking about going to see the fireworks when we go on summer vacation.
We're gonna watch fireworks with the boys in July!
Oh.
Oh.
My mom told me I really need to work on my grades and go to tutor camp this summer.
But I already promised my mom I'd go to cram school this summer.
What? I think you should just skip that.
Huh? Just skip it!
Did you see that thing up in-
Did you see that thing up in—
Okay, so it's decided!
Okay, so it's decided!
Hey...
Hey...
I saw...
I saw...
A UFO!
A UFO!
I saw it, too.
I saw it, too.
This kid?
This kid?
She always looks down on us.
She always looks down on us.
I dunno, maybe she transferred from a good school in the city or something, but it's annoying.
I dunno where she picked up that attitude, but it sure is annoying.
Wait, so you're not coming to the fireworks?
Wait, so you're not coming to the fireworks?
Sorry.
Sorry.
My mom says I really need the extra tutoring.
My mom says I really need the extra tutoring.
Whatever.
Whatever.
I guess it doesn't matter.
I guess it doesn't matter.
It's true!
It's true!
Whoa, what's going on?
What's going on?
Demon keeps saying that she saw a real live UFO in the sky.
Demon keeps saying that she saw a real live UFO in the sky.
Miss Demon,
Miss Demon!
are you planning on teaming up with your UFO friends to try and destroy the Earth?
Are you gonna team up with that UFO to destroy Earth?
Yeah, how terrifying would that be?
She's so treacherous!
If that happened we'd have no choice but to do what's right.
We've gotta do whatever it takes to save humanity!
And fight you back!
We're gonna fight back!
I'm not lying.
I'm not lying.
I know...
I know...
What I saw was real.
I know what I saw.
Wow, Demon, you're either dreaming, or you've totally lost your mind!
Wow, Demon, you're either dreaming, or you've totally lost your mind!
Or maybe it's you who's the alien!
Or maybe you're the alien!
Is it possible that boys are that dumb?
Man, boys are so dumb!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Okay. What was that?
Okay. What was that?
Where'd he-
Where'd he—
He disappeared!
He disappeared!
That girl is probably...
That girl is probably...
a Shifter.
A Shifter.